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I actually miss the big lug.





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Come back Fatty, we'll behave!





Having discussed the issue at length with Fatty, I'm confident that I can pinpoint the exact source of his complaint. The "Post Zero," if you will:



You must have really been Burglarhobbled™ by consistancy before graduating from The Maxi School of Flip-Flop†. And the change is nothing short of miraculous. Now, no matter what you really think, your views will always be in line with those of the cool kids. (Unless someone with an attention span greater than three weeks is watching, of course.)

I am sooooo proud of you, Gunga Din. Overcoming something as ingrained as one's own character is no easy feat. In fact, your story is so inspirational that you really ought to stand for Parliament.

I bow to you, Sir.


†Not an accredited institution.


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