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#302715 - 02/27/08 10:07 AM Re: Chico or Monstar Demod POLL
big moose Offline
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Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 635
i think mr. b could be a moderator. a kick-ass moderator.
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#302716 - 02/27/08 10:19 AM Re: Chico or Monstar Demod POLL
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
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Quote:

I think there are plenty of mods already...if anything, we need to thin out the numbers a little more to help the board get back to being uncensored, and to keep the bannings down to a minimum.




Are you suggesting that Monstar should be de-modded after all? Or do you have someone else in mind?
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#302717 - 02/27/08 10:23 AM Re: Chico or Monstar Demod POLL
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Quote:

i think mr. b could be a moderator. a kick-ass moderator.




That's not funny.

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#302718 - 02/27/08 10:23 AM Re: Chico or Monstar Demod POLL
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Quote:

I think there are plenty of mods already...if anything, we need to thin out the numbers a little more to help the board get back to being uncensored, and to keep the bannings down to a minimum.




Are you suggesting that Monstar should be de-modded after all? Or do you have someone else in mind?




I'm not suggesting any mod(s) in particular, it just seems like there's an abundant supply, with little demand. It's possible to be a successful/entertaining/informative poster without having to be a mod, so why the need to have so many?
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#302719 - 02/27/08 10:23 AM Re: Chico or Monstar Demod POLL
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

i think mr. b could be a moderator. a kick-ass moderator...


Thanks, but You know what Gen. Sherman said:"If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve."I would never take Chico's spot because this de-modding is as Steph like as anything I've ever seen in this place. Now if another spot opened up due to a certain other mod's chronic whining, well...

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#302720 - 02/27/08 10:43 AM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Bornyo for modship!!!

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#302721 - 02/27/08 02:44 PM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
*L*G* Offline
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
darth for mod....

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#302722 - 02/27/08 05:29 PM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
ben Offline
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Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
I nominate Chico

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#302723 - 02/27/08 06:18 PM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

Bornyo for modship!!!




The most suitable candidate, and the longest overlooked.
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#302724 - 02/27/08 07:07 PM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
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I'd vote Bornyo too, or even mr.2cit, but not for whats his names never was position. GPT or AWOP are the most active and they are A perfect fit.

And since noone asked but we're discussing it, Monkey,Conky,Loop,Willie,Zen,and JRV should be global mods with Malice rockin the Admin status. Everyone else is wallpaper.
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#302725 - 02/27/08 09:54 PM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
D_Arango Offline
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Registered: 12/30/05
Posts: 138
Loc: mx
bornyo should be mod...smartest guy on the board IMO
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#302726 - 02/28/08 01:25 AM Re: Chico or Monstar Demod POLL
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

While it was a close race, when the polls closed on Monday the results indicated that the majority would like Smelly Monkey's favorite Mexican Chico T. demodded. The will of the people aka XPT degenerates has been done, and Chico is no longer a mod.

The whore shilling Monstar will remain on staff for now. I wish he'd tell us more about the blowjobs he gets from these whores than how bright their cum guzzling superstar is shining.







Congrats monstar.


Quote:

My vote goes for no one. I think there are plenty of mods already...if anything, we need to thin out the numbers a little more to help the board get back to being uncensored, and to keep the bannings down to a minimum.






I second that



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#302727 - 02/28/08 05:49 AM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
Anonymous
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Bornyo would make an excellent mod, no doubt. But I am informed that He has repeatedly turned down the offer. Which speaks volumes about his character, and all of it good. In any event, we DO need people to lead from the ranks by example, instead of leading from above by the (mod) stick.Besides, even if he were willing, would TFH necessisarily be a good fit for Dr. B? I see that forum as being best handled by someone already in the industry. Pope Vin works as a non-industry alternative because, without a doubt, He'll shut down any attempts by a certain someone to derail whore's threads with their IR crap.

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#302728 - 02/28/08 07:14 AM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
We have plenty of moderators here. We don't need another one.
I would be terrible at it, possibly the worst ever. I'm sure Malice can handle the talent for hire forum with one hand down his pants.

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#302729 - 02/28/08 08:43 AM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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what needs to be done is a dual-modship between bornyo and myself. I will ban all the shitty posters and bornyo can reinstate them if he sees fit.
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#302730 - 02/28/08 08:44 AM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
as an addendum, i only want to be mod for 24 hours. the mod forum can weigh in on my bans, and determine how just hey are.
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#302731 - 02/28/08 08:59 AM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
Bornyo Offline
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Quote:

what needs to be done is a dual-modship between bornyo and myself. I will ban all the shitty posters and bornyo can reinstate them if he sees fit.




That's a plan I could support.

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#302732 - 02/28/08 09:03 AM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
thank you, i plan on a stalin-like purge. some posters may be tolerated at the moment, it'll be up to bornyo and the secret mod forum to render final judgement. i know several higher-ups hate some of these posters so it'll be interesting to see when the smoke clears.
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#302733 - 02/28/08 09:10 AM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
jamesn Offline
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also, I pledge to contact(no promises they'll post) jimjaded, cassandra and windsock via email and see if they'll rejoin the mix.
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#302734 - 02/28/08 09:16 AM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I'll just tell you right now I'd unban Fatman every time.


Elaborator:
Quote:



The Fatman discusses his terabytes of porn with someone he met on his daily 3 mile walk.




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#302735 - 02/28/08 09:17 AM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
i think a jamesn reign of terror could be hilarious, lurkers will forever be in fear and you wont have a new signup for years, im probably like 60 percent of the way to getting banned anyways, but this could be funny.

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#302736 - 02/28/08 09:51 AM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i would never ban fatman, he's harmless and intelligent and completely without agenda.
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#302737 - 02/28/08 10:40 AM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

i would never ban fatman, he's harmless and intelligent and completely without agenda.




It might not be necessary - he hasn't posted in two weeks. didn't even say goodbye just a regular 17 posts on February 15, then nothing.

K1ng, you live in Jersey too, don't you? Why not stop by his house with a 50lb bag of kitty litter and a bucket of KFC to make sure he's taking care of himself.

I actually miss the big lug.

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#302738 - 02/28/08 11:02 AM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
I would but, I can't bear the thought of walking into his apartment and finding his cats feasting on his deceased body.
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#302739 - 02/28/08 11:05 AM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

i would never ban fatman, he's harmless and intelligent and completely without agenda.




Tritone?
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#302740 - 02/28/08 11:13 AM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
He left me a myspace comment less than a week ago... I just sent him a message. If I dont get a 500+ word response back in the next couple days, I think we should call the authorities.

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#302741 - 02/28/08 11:51 AM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
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.....and exactly one hour later I got a 6 paragraph reply. Apparently he has a lot of hate for all the hate that goes on here so he's taking a break. He said he'll be around this weekend tho.


lol @ you all missing fatty.

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#302742 - 02/28/08 12:49 PM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
Bluecipher Offline
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Quote:

what needs to be done is a dual-modship between bornyo and myself. I will ban all the shitty posters and bornyo can reinstate them if he sees fit.




That's a plan I could support.




Wow! Checks and Balances! XPT organizes itself. How about a referendum - the hoi polloi/peanut gallery gets to approve/disapprove reinstaments?
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#302743 - 02/28/08 12:59 PM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

...Apparently he has a lot of hate for all the hate that goes on here so he's taking a break....




Come back Fatty, we'll behave!

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#302744 - 02/28/08 02:17 PM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
my proscription list consists of 3-5 posters. i'm sure at least one has mod support and will be unbanned, despite the cancer the board suffers as a result of his existence
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#302745 - 02/28/08 02:56 PM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
I can not provide a vote of confidence if you don't address my concern.
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#302746 - 02/28/08 03:48 PM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
I miss The Fatman and agree that he is harmless, intelligent, and not working any agenda. He ought to learn to chuckle at some of the hate, perhaps enjoy a bit of Schadenfreude based on some of the antics, and realize that whatever his Axis I psychological problems, he doesn't get caught up in the hate wars that would perplex a shrink who specializes in Axis II cases.

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#302747 - 02/28/08 05:05 PM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

But I am informed that He has repeatedly turned down the offer. Which speaks volumes about his character, and all of it good




LOL what does that even mean?


Quote:

Apparently he has a lot of hate for all the hate that goes on here so he's taking a break. He said he'll be around this weekend tho.




Hate is only really taking place in the cage which is a forum it looks like he avoided anyway.


Quote:

my proscription list consists of 3-5 posters. i'm sure at least one has mod support and will be unbanned, despite the cancer the board suffers as a result of his existence




You have to drop some names james, im guessing jim b is one. Since vegas pulled his name from the board ala tyson fights from 1989




R.I.P mod version of chico, on the flip side he now has more time to focus on his career being a "fucking diseased derelict" (shout out to my boy whip)

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#302748 - 02/28/08 06:24 PM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
Anonymous
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Quote:


I actually miss the big lug.






Quote:


Come back Fatty, we'll behave!






Having discussed the issue at length with Fatty, I'm confident that I can pinpoint the exact source of his complaint. The "Post Zero," if you will:



You must have really been Burglarhobbled™ by consistancy before graduating from The Maxi School of Flip-Flop†. And the change is nothing short of miraculous. Now, no matter what you really think, your views will always be in line with those of the cool kids. (Unless someone with an attention span greater than three weeks is watching, of course.)

I am sooooo proud of you, Gunga Din. Overcoming something as ingrained as one's own character is no easy feat. In fact, your story is so inspirational that you really ought to stand for Parliament.

I bow to you, Sir.


†Not an accredited institution.


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#302749 - 02/28/08 07:11 PM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
elaborator Offline
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Quote:






that is a great post grizz
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#302750 - 02/28/08 07:21 PM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
Anonymous
Unregistered


Eblab m'boy, youre here early. Cops cracking down on the stroll again?

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#302751 - 02/28/08 07:49 PM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Quote:

Quote:

But I am informed that He has repeatedly turned down the offer. Which speaks volumes about his character, and all of it good




LOL what does that even mean?




I know right? Jim b you are such a fucking tard.


Quote:

Hate is only really taking place in the cage which is a forum it looks like he avoided anyway.




He spoke mostly of the hate toward women in general. Which is pretty much universal on XPT. Makes you wonder why he posts here in the first place...


Also, Hahahahaha! I love that post by Grizz too. You've got to be pretty oblivious to think Fatty would be bothered by that.. Can't insult a dude with no pride.

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#302752 - 02/28/08 07:52 PM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:




You must have really been Burglarhobbled™ by consistancy before graduating from The Maxi School of Flip-Flop†. And the change is nothing short of miraculous. Now, no matter what you really think, your views will always be in line with those of the cool kids. (Unless someone with an attention span greater than three weeks is watching, of course.)

I am sooooo proud of you, Gunga Din. Overcoming something as ingrained as one's own character is no easy feat. In fact, your story is so inspirational that you really ought to stand for Parliament.

I bow to you, Sir.


†Not an accredited institution.




I don't miss fat fuck. He's a fucking mess and a puss if he can't handle it here. "I need a break from the board." Fat fuck needs a break but not from the board. He needs a break from the double digit amounts of Big Mac's he stuffs into his cocksucker daily.

And Grizz, that reply
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#302753 - 02/28/08 08:15 PM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
Anonymous
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Where'd you learn a word like oblivious, Princess Littlebrain? Anyway, as MiniMax is fond of saying, I have the PMs, But UNLIKE grizz I wont publish w/o Fatty's OK. I'm funny like that.

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#302754 - 02/28/08 08:16 PM Pax Bornyo
Bornyo Offline
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Just to settle things down, following is a list of posters whom I wanted banned at one time or another. I'm not saying I would have banned them or that they should have been banned or that I have or have not changed my opinion since then but here's a list off the top of my head going back all the way to 2004 for K1ng:

Smartt
Dr Pornz
Coochie Monster
Garfield
Kyoto
Lurids 1, 2, 3, etc.
Fatman
Rauol Duke
Moxie
DaBurglar
Papercut
Lou Cypher
Jim B
GonzoAnalGirl
ChuckSpears (for being a tony malice alt-id)
Freestylah

Now when I look back thru that list every one of them except for the Lurids and DrPornz added something important to the board that would be missing if they'd been banned. Also bjfan contributed nothing and hasn't been missed but I never wanted to ban him myself.

There has to be more. I'll add them as I think of them. Meanwhile post usernames you think should have been banned and you can be as ambiguous as you want as to your present feelings.



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#302755 - 02/28/08 08:31 PM Re: Pax Bornyo
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Ambiguous hmmm. Person of color, broken record, bitches a lot about injustice in the porn biz, thinks whites should have sex with black men to make up for slavery, and his mom likes brown showers. I forget his name though.
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#302756 - 02/28/08 08:44 PM Think OUT of the box
Abe Offline
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Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323


Well if there is some consensus that Fatty is good peeps, a view I support, then what about considering him for modship?

Or better yet, what about Windsock?

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#302757 - 02/28/08 10:26 PM Re: Pax Bornyo
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Just to settle things down, following is a list of posters whom I wanted banned at one time or another. I'm not saying I would have banned them or that they should have been banned or that I have or have not changed my opinion since then but here's a list off the top of my head going back all the way to 2004 for K1ng: Smartt Dr Pornz Coochie Monster Garfield Kyoto Lurids 1, 2, 3, etc. Fatman Rauol Duke Moxie DaBurglar Papercut Lou Cypher Jim B GonzoAnalGirl ChuckSpears (for being a tony malice alt-id) Freestylah Now when I look back thru that list every one of them except for the Lurids and DrPornz added something important to the board that would be missing if they'd been banned. Also bjfan contributed nothing and hasn't been missed but I never wanted to ban him myself. There has to be more. I'll add them as I think of them. Meanwhile post usernames you think should have been banned and you can be as ambiguous as you want as to your present feelings.


THAT'S what it means, Monkey.

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#302758 - 02/28/08 11:00 PM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Posts: 8662
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Ive been told by my insider (not darth) that the guy the next to chico with the arrow pointing at him is none other then xpt's own bad habbit aka jeff's new swami






Quote:

He spoke mostly of the hate toward women in general. Which is pretty much universal on XPT. Makes you wonder why he posts here in the first place





Yeah he sent me a pm saying that it has nothing to do with whats happened here since my return but more to do with a few posters here he doesn't see eye to eye with.

Quote:

I don't miss fat fuck. He's a fucking mess and a puss if he can't handle it here. "I need a break from the board." Fat fuck needs a break but not from the board. He needs a break from the double digit amounts of Big Mac's he stuffs into his cocksucker daily.




Why don't you tell us what you really think BIFF and this time don't hold back

Quote:

Meanwhile post usernames you think should have been banned and you can be as ambiguous as you want as to your present feelings.




I don't really want to ban anyone but my least favorite xpt posters (king better look away it could get all 2004 up in here) are

jrv: Devil in forum form

da burg: Seems like a nice enough guy but the majority of posts he makes are inanely boring and far too long

monstar: Glorified spammer

Quote:

Just to settle things down, following is a list of posters whom I wanted banned at one time or another. I'm not saying I would have banned them or that they should have been banned or that I have or have not changed my opinion since then but here's a list off the top of my head going back all the way to 2004 for K1ng: Smartt Dr Pornz Coochie Monster Garfield Kyoto Lurids 1, 2, 3, etc. Fatman Rauol Duke Moxie DaBurglar Papercut Lou Cypher Jim B GonzoAnalGirl ChuckSpears (for being a tony malice alt-id) Freestylah Now when I look back thru that list every one of them except for the Lurids and DrPornz added something important to the board that would be missing if they'd been banned. Also bjfan contributed nothing and hasn't been missed but I never wanted to ban him myself. There has to be more. I'll add them as I think of them. Meanwhile post usernames you think should have been banned and you can be as ambiguous as you want as to your present feelings.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

THAT'S what it means, Monkey.




Ok now im even more confused
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#302759 - 02/28/08 11:24 PM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

king better look away it could get all 2004 up in here




no problem.



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#302760 - 02/28/08 11:58 PM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
John Floofin Offline
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Let's go whole hog and let everyone be a mod at once. Here's a pic for reference.




Good times! Fuck all y'all.


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#302761 - 02/29/08 08:16 AM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Having discussed the issue at length with Fatty, I'm confident that I can pinpoint the exact source of his complaint. The "Post Zero," if you will:



You must have really been Burglarhobbled™ by consistancy before graduating from The Maxi School of Flip-Flop†.




When you "talk to him at length" Do you ever hold him and just cry?

There is no change, no flip flop. You might recall the FATMAN STATUS THREAD which was started by Bornyo. As I understand it, the purpose was to segregate and focus his personal anecdotes. Same concept, although Bornyo is more polite than I care to be.

Fatty is harmless, although he can be trying at times (for example, his lack of irony can be frustrating). I think he genuinely means well, and often contributes interesting things. His batting average may be lower than some, but that would be a function of the thousands of at-bats he takes.

Unfortunately, you bring out the worst in him, because you are a cancer. Not porn-whore fake cancer, but months of unsuccessful chemo-therapy, puking constantly as your hair falls out in clumps before you eventually succumb cancer.

We don't want to hear about where or when you wrote your math tests, what bodega you buy your fortified wine from, what newspapers you've endlessly cut and pasted to the AWOP forum, or what pretend legal insight you got from your pretend experience as a pretend lawyer.

Like all cancers, the sooner your are cut out and moved to a plastic biohazard bin, the better for all concerned. Including you.

Oh and thanks for the shout out. Please feel free to point out some more of my better work. I'm thinking of making a coffee table book - perhaps I can send you one for Christmas.

Obsess much?
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#302762 - 02/29/08 08:46 AM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
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OK, now I'm even more confused…




Alright, Monkey, try this:

The recognition that even posters one initially despises might contribute something of lasting value to the board, coupled with his refusal to give in to temptation by repeatedly declining the mod stick is what speaks volumes of B's character. It's not much different from what you said when you first came back:

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…stop banning people for reasons other than the big 3, allow people to find there feet, the best posters are the ones that take a little time, not everybody here is being themselves some like to play characters and that's fine, a lot of people seem to have issues with it but windsock and guapo are two perfect examples they are always gold, they are playing a part and they do it well…




I take you at your word that you came back after a year to put an end to the more egregious bannings, and, in the end, it's a lot more fun to run someone off the board than to hit them with the stick. But it seems to me that the knives are being whetted for a Jihad the likes of which Steph has only seen in her wettest of dreams. And THAT would make us even more ADT like than we might have been in the past.

I love the newfound level of hate. Hate is good. Hate is GREAT. I've spent the last three weeks systematically destroying Maxi's latest protégée, while still finding time to bash the second coming of Sashamutt and chiding eblab about his latent homosexuality. And I've never felt better about being a poster here. Yet in all that time, I've never once thought about having these people banned. Why would I want to drive away such rich targets as these? Ban them??? Hell no, no matter how egregious their transgressions, even unto committing one of the Big Three. I've got much thicker skin than that and they cry like scared little girls.

As a distinguished Southern writer once put it: When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember you set out to drain the swamp.


Besides, when Princess Littlebrain calls me a Tard, I Know I'm doing something rught.

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#302763 - 02/29/08 12:22 PM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
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The princess pwns you.
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#302764 - 03/01/08 04:27 AM Re: Call it the Great Compromise
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Quote:

OK, now I'm even more confused…




Alright, Monkey, try this:

The recognition that even posters one initially despises might contribute something of lasting value to the board, coupled with his refusal to give in to temptation by repeatedly declining the mod stick is what speaks volumes of B's character. It's not much different from what you said when you first came back:

Quote:

…stop banning people for reasons other than the big 3, allow people to find there feet, the best posters are the ones that take a little time, not everybody here is being themselves some like to play characters and that's fine, a lot of people seem to have issues with it but windsock and guapo are two perfect examples they are always gold, they are playing a part and they do it well…




I take you at your word that you came back after a year to put an end to the more egregious bannings, and, in the end, it's a lot more fun to run someone off the board than to hit them with the stick. But it seems to me that the knives are being whetted for a Jihad the likes of which Steph has only seen in her wettest of dreams. And THAT would make us even more ADT like than we might have been in the past.

I love the newfound level of hate. Hate is good. Hate is GREAT. I've spent the last three weeks systematically destroying Maxi's latest protégée, while still finding time to bash the second coming of Sashamutt and chiding eblab about his latent homosexuality. And I've never felt better about being a poster here. Yet in all that time, I've never once thought about having these people banned. Why would I want to drive away such rich targets as these? Ban them??? Hell no, no matter how egregious their transgressions, even unto committing one of the Big Three. I've got much thicker skin than that and they cry like scared little girls.

As a distinguished Southern writer once put it: When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember you set out to drain the swamp.


Besides, when Princess Littlebrain calls me a Tard, I Know I'm doing something rught.




ok


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The princess pwns you.





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