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...both of those guys stood up on my behalf on Mod Street...

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Take your pick, Monkey; just let me know where my vote should go

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Im not going to tip my hand and give away who id prefer to be demoded, but it doesn't take a rocket surgeon to guess who it would be

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I've always liked Chico, anyone else here like Chico?

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Where's Garfield?

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Hes showing pictures of himself with darth vader and the lead singer of the hives at the tonight show in other forums

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I don't know, Monkey. I don't see what either of these guys has done to warrant the Moxie Treatment.

Let's look at the record:

What did Alex do? He let what you freely admit was an intentionally annoying alt get under his skin. Okay. Did he overreact? In retrospect, probably. But it's not like he went on a jihad and started indiscriminately banning fuckers for making make-up cracks. Nobody's real account got terminated. Just an purposely annoying alt. Which, under today's intentionally vague guidelines regarding alts, isn't entirely out of bounds. (Whether or not it should be is another story.)

And Chico? He banned Darth for calling him a Spic. Two things about that: First, it's fucking Darth, and, as jamesn pointed out, banning him is always funny. Second, and, more importantly, it's not as if Chico wasn't fully aware that Princess Big-Titty-Little-Brain would come and unban the guy within a couple of days. Which is exactly what happened.

There is no form of entertainment so pure and so titillating as Civil War on Mod Street, and I am not about to get in the way of you guys having at it. All I'm saying is that de-modding is tantamount to, and just as gay as, outright banning. I mean, besides Moxie himself, who else has that special combination of Balls and Self-Loathing to keep coming back after being fired from a modship on a porn board?

The way I see it, if a mod starts acting like a douchebag, call him or her out on it. Humiliate the fucker. Give 'im a brain hemorrhage from yer steel-toe boots. Which you did in the other thread to devastating effect. But the Moxie Treatment??? Man, not even li'l eblab deserves that, and he's far more egregious than those two guys, what with his douchey, self-important "upper management" crap and his Gay-As-Eon YouTube clips.

Just my two cents.

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Monstar you should just ask to be de-modded because you have reached a point in your porn career where you can't be bothered with the day to day of XPT moderatordom much less it's flashing red envelopes and you have reached such a level of success in the porn world that you feel you have an image to uphold and that image is affected positively or negatively by what you tolerate on XPT.

Well I got news for you brother- XPT is a fucking mess and it feeds on the messes that inhabit the porn industry. If you want to raise your whores to new heights then feel free, but don't think you can or should raise xpt along with you.

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If that does happen can we have a richard nixon like resignation in the chat room where monstar gives the forum a speech?


If so I hope its like this one, one of my favorites





(in richard nixon's voice)
"fuck you and your slim fast fat man, i survived on this board since you were still a size 32 taking hits from all kinda low life bottom feeding fucks who think they can roll in here like this is the joint and try to get some juice out of taking someone out.

unfortunately that someone is me because I have no bones about who the fuck i am. and every time I went up against these little incognito bitches, i've handed them their unheterosexual little asses.

I can take a jab, i can take some punk ass cunt opening their fucking mouth to me, i can take someone saying 'you're fat, ugly, gay,' or whatever shit they throw at me. Damn nigga I went to high school in eyeliner you think some bitch on the net is going to rattle my cage with four fucking letters?

what I can not stand is that fucking little red envelope that's always flashing when I get on XPT. and it's yet another PM from our friendly neighborhood monosyllabic retard. geezus fucking christ if he wants to suck my dick so bad, just come right out and say it, but that red evelope is a pain in my ass.

so fuck him, fuck his lame mother, his lame offsping, any man he's ever loved and every animal he's killed while his dick was inside it.

if there is a god above i hope someone runs over his kids. that would make my birthday a happy one.

...and no this is no meltdown, i'm sitting here enjoying an eggo waffle."

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Monstar you should just ask to be de-modded because you have reached a point in your porn career where you can't be bothered with the day to day of XPT moderatordom much less it's flashing red envelopes and you have reached such a level of success in the porn world that you feel you have an image to uphold and that image is affected positively or negatively by what you tolerate on XPT.

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This is, by far, the most sophisticated sarcasm I've read on this board. I wish I'd written it myself.

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Oh! Which one of the ethnic minorities will be banned?

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How long has this been an option?

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Oh! Which one of the ethnic minorities will be banned?

Monstar, just because he's a whoremonger and promotes his ladies across the board. I call conflict of interest.

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I say fuck em in the face... yup.
I'm all about the penalty box.

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Ok chico won this poll (to lose his mod status) BUT I got a pm from Jeff and he felt that the poll was fucked with by monstar so he asked me my thoughts on where to go with this. Does the board have any sugestions?, Monstar was on his way to losing before the late push now known as "monstar gate" I might post a pros and cons thread about each and go from there, I just found out that monstar has a dog called fussy, make of that what you will. Both are taking this laying down in the ass so its hard unlike da burgs cock, Monstar or chico either of you care to chime in?

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Wow you have alot of time on your hands lately, I hope all is well in Monkeyville, Im so glad you're back.

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Ok chico won this poll (to lose his mod status)

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Wait...what?
I thought we had to vote for who we wanted to WIN??

Ohh well Chico.

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okay what the fuck, so 3 and a half years ago you guys thought this smelly monkey (???/) guy was edgy and funny??, neither of these two guys are particularly offensive, i hate filthy reggaeton listening, gangbanging grafitti artist mexicans fucking up every la freeway, but i give chico a major benefit of the doubt in that category especially because he seems to have a decent sense of humor, who the fuck spends their time creating polls for demodding on a website that has 2-6 thousand unique views a month, the seriousness paid to this seems really weird, i havent seen the site in a long time and king dismantled this guy, why the fuck is this random internet weirdo relevant, especially on this site....

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I'd like to nominate Pope Vin for modship.

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Second. At least that would keep the black man down.