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...both of those guys stood up on my behalf on Mod Street...

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Take your pick, Monkey; just let me know where my vote should go

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Im not going to tip my hand and give away who id prefer to be demoded, but it doesn't take a rocket surgeon to guess who it would be

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I've always liked Chico, anyone else here like Chico?

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Where's Garfield?

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I don't know, Monkey. I don't see what either of these guys has done to warrant the Moxie Treatment.

Let's look at the record:

What did Alex do? He let what you freely admit was an intentionally annoying alt get under his skin. Okay. Did he overreact? In retrospect, probably. But it's not like he went on a jihad and started indiscriminately banning fuckers for making make-up cracks. Nobody's real account got terminated. Just an purposely annoying alt. Which, under today's intentionally vague guidelines regarding alts, isn't entirely out of bounds. (Whether or not it should be is another story.)

And Chico? He banned Darth for calling him a Spic. Two things about that: First, it's fucking Darth, and, as jamesn pointed out, banning him is always funny. Second, and, more importantly, it's not as if Chico wasn't fully aware that Princess Big-Titty-Little-Brain would come and unban the guy within a couple of days. Which is exactly what happened.

There is no form of entertainment so pure and so titillating as Civil War on Mod Street, and I am not about to get in the way of you guys having at it. All I'm saying is that de-modding is tantamount to, and just as gay as, outright banning. I mean, besides Moxie himself, who else has that special combination of Balls and Self-Loathing to keep coming back after being fired from a modship on a porn board?

The way I see it, if a mod starts acting like a douchebag, call him or her out on it. Humiliate the fucker. Give 'im a brain hemorrhage from yer steel-toe boots. Which you did in the other thread to devastating effect. But the Moxie Treatment??? Man, not even li'l eblab deserves that, and he's far more egregious than those two guys, what with his douchey, self-important "upper management" crap and his Gay-As-Eon YouTube clips.

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Monstar you should just ask to be de-modded because you have reached a point in your porn career where you can't be bothered with the day to day of XPT moderatordom much less it's flashing red envelopes and you have reached such a level of success in the porn world that you feel you have an image to uphold and that image is affected positively or negatively by what you tolerate on XPT.

Well I got news for you brother- XPT is a fucking mess and it feeds on the messes that inhabit the porn industry. If you want to raise your whores to new heights then feel free, but don't think you can or should raise xpt along with you.

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If that does happen can we have a richard nixon like resignation in the chat room where monstar gives the forum a speech?


If so I hope its like this one, one of my favorites





(in richard nixon's voice)
"fuck you and your slim fast fat man, i survived on this board since you were still a size 32 taking hits from all kinda low life bottom feeding fucks who think they can roll in here like this is the joint and try to get some juice out of taking someone out.

unfortunately that someone is me because I have no bones about who the fuck i am. and every time I went up against these little incognito bitches, i've handed them their unheterosexual little asses.

I can take a jab, i can take some punk ass cunt opening their fucking mouth to me, i can take someone saying 'you're fat, ugly, gay,' or whatever shit they throw at me. Damn nigga I went to high school in eyeliner you think some bitch on the net is going to rattle my cage with four fucking letters?

what I can not stand is that fucking little red envelope that's always flashing when I get on XPT. and it's yet another PM from our friendly neighborhood monosyllabic retard. geezus fucking christ if he wants to suck my dick so bad, just come right out and say it, but that red evelope is a pain in my ass.

so fuck him, fuck his lame mother, his lame offsping, any man he's ever loved and every animal he's killed while his dick was inside it.

if there is a god above i hope someone runs over his kids. that would make my birthday a happy one.

...and no this is no meltdown, i'm sitting here enjoying an eggo waffle."

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Monstar you should just ask to be de-modded because you have reached a point in your porn career where you can't be bothered with the day to day of XPT moderatordom much less it's flashing red envelopes and you have reached such a level of success in the porn world that you feel you have an image to uphold and that image is affected positively or negatively by what you tolerate on XPT.

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Oh! Which one of the ethnic minorities will be banned?

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How long has this been an option?

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Oh! Which one of the ethnic minorities will be banned?

Monstar, just because he's a whoremonger and promotes his ladies across the board. I call conflict of interest.

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I say fuck em in the face... yup.
I'm all about the penalty box.

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Ok chico won this poll (to lose his mod status) BUT I got a pm from Jeff and he felt that the poll was fucked with by monstar so he asked me my thoughts on where to go with this. Does the board have any sugestions?, Monstar was on his way to losing before the late push now known as "monstar gate" I might post a pros and cons thread about each and go from there, I just found out that monstar has a dog called fussy, make of that what you will. Both are taking this laying down in the ass so its hard unlike da burgs cock, Monstar or chico either of you care to chime in?

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Wow you have alot of time on your hands lately, I hope all is well in Monkeyville, Im so glad you're back.

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Ok chico won this poll (to lose his mod status)

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Wait...what?
I thought we had to vote for who we wanted to WIN??

Ohh well Chico.

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okay what the fuck, so 3 and a half years ago you guys thought this smelly monkey (???/) guy was edgy and funny??, neither of these two guys are particularly offensive, i hate filthy reggaeton listening, gangbanging grafitti artist mexicans fucking up every la freeway, but i give chico a major benefit of the doubt in that category especially because he seems to have a decent sense of humor, who the fuck spends their time creating polls for demodding on a website that has 2-6 thousand unique views a month, the seriousness paid to this seems really weird, i havent seen the site in a long time and king dismantled this guy, why the fuck is this random internet weirdo relevant, especially on this site....

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I'd like to nominate Pope Vin for modship.

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i think mr. b could be a moderator. a kick-ass moderator.

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i think mr. b could be a moderator. a kick-ass moderator...

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Bornyo for modship!!!

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While it was a close race, when the polls closed on Monday the results indicated that the majority would like Smelly Monkey's favorite Mexican Chico T. demodded. The will of the people aka XPT degenerates has been done, and Chico is no longer a mod.

The whore shilling Monstar will remain on staff for now. I wish he'd tell us more about the blowjobs he gets from these whores than how bright their cum guzzling superstar is shining.

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My vote goes for no one. I think there are plenty of mods already...if anything, we need to thin out the numbers a little more to help the board get back to being uncensored, and to keep the bannings down to a minimum.

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what needs to be done is a dual-modship between bornyo and myself. I will ban all the shitty posters and bornyo can reinstate them if he sees fit.

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The Fatman discusses his terabytes of porn with someone he met on his daily 3 mile walk.

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i would never ban fatman, he's harmless and intelligent and completely without agenda.

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It might not be necessary - he hasn't posted in two weeks. didn't even say goodbye just a regular 17 posts on February 15, then nothing.

K1ng, you live in Jersey too, don't you? Why not stop by his house with a 50lb bag of kitty litter and a bucket of KFC to make sure he's taking care of himself.

I actually miss the big lug.

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what needs to be done is a dual-modship between bornyo and myself. I will ban all the shitty posters and bornyo can reinstate them if he sees fit.

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That's a plan I could support.

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...Apparently he has a lot of hate for all the hate that goes on here so he's taking a break....

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Come back Fatty, we'll behave!

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But I am informed that He has repeatedly turned down the offer. Which speaks volumes about his character, and all of it good

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Apparently he has a lot of hate for all the hate that goes on here so he's taking a break. He said he'll be around this weekend tho.

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my proscription list consists of 3-5 posters. i'm sure at least one has mod support and will be unbanned, despite the cancer the board suffers as a result of his existence

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You have to drop some names james, im guessing jim b is one. Since vegas pulled his name from the board ala tyson fights from 1989




R.I.P mod version of chico, on the flip side he now has more time to focus on his career being a "fucking diseased derelict" (shout out to my boy whip)

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Come back Fatty, we'll behave!

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Having discussed the issue at length with Fatty, I'm confident that I can pinpoint the exact source of his complaint. The "Post Zero," if you will:



You must have really been Burglarhobbled™ by consistancy before graduating from The Maxi School of Flip-Flop†. And the change is nothing short of miraculous. Now, no matter what you really think, your views will always be in line with those of the cool kids. (Unless someone with an attention span greater than three weeks is watching, of course.)

I am sooooo proud of you, Gunga Din. Overcoming something as ingrained as one's own character is no easy feat. In fact, your story is so inspirational that you really ought to stand for Parliament.

I bow to you, Sir.


†Not an accredited institution.

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But I am informed that He has repeatedly turned down the offer. Which speaks volumes about his character, and all of it good

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You must have really been Burglarhobbled™ by consistancy before graduating from The Maxi School of Flip-Flop†. And the change is nothing short of miraculous. Now, no matter what you really think, your views will always be in line with those of the cool kids. (Unless someone with an attention span greater than three weeks is watching, of course.)

I am sooooo proud of you, Gunga Din. Overcoming something as ingrained as one's own character is no easy feat. In fact, your story is so inspirational that you really ought to stand for Parliament.

I bow to you, Sir.


†Not an accredited institution.

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I don't miss fat fuck. He's a fucking mess and a puss if he can't handle it here. "I need a break from the board." Fat fuck needs a break but not from the board. He needs a break from the double digit amounts of Big Mac's he stuffs into his cocksucker daily.

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Just to settle things down, following is a list of posters whom I wanted banned at one time or another. I'm not saying I would have banned them or that they should have been banned or that I have or have not changed my opinion since then but here's a list off the top of my head going back all the way to 2004 for K1ng: Smartt Dr Pornz Coochie Monster Garfield Kyoto Lurids 1, 2, 3, etc. Fatman Rauol Duke Moxie DaBurglar Papercut Lou Cypher Jim B GonzoAnalGirl ChuckSpears (for being a tony malice alt-id) Freestylah Now when I look back thru that list every one of them except for the Lurids and DrPornz added something important to the board that would be missing if they'd been banned. Also bjfan contributed nothing and hasn't been missed but I never wanted to ban him myself. There has to be more. I'll add them as I think of them. Meanwhile post usernames you think should have been banned and you can be as ambiguous as you want as to your present feelings.

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I don't miss fat fuck. He's a fucking mess and a puss if he can't handle it here. "I need a break from the board." Fat fuck needs a break but not from the board. He needs a break from the double digit amounts of Big Mac's he stuffs into his cocksucker daily.

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Just to settle things down, following is a list of posters whom I wanted banned at one time or another. I'm not saying I would have banned them or that they should have been banned or that I have or have not changed my opinion since then but here's a list off the top of my head going back all the way to 2004 for K1ng: Smartt Dr Pornz Coochie Monster Garfield Kyoto Lurids 1, 2, 3, etc. Fatman Rauol Duke Moxie DaBurglar Papercut Lou Cypher Jim B GonzoAnalGirl ChuckSpears (for being a tony malice alt-id) Freestylah Now when I look back thru that list every one of them except for the Lurids and DrPornz added something important to the board that would be missing if they'd been banned. Also bjfan contributed nothing and hasn't been missed but I never wanted to ban him myself. There has to be more. I'll add them as I think of them. Meanwhile post usernames you think should have been banned and you can be as ambiguous as you want as to your present feelings.


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Having discussed the issue at length with Fatty, I'm confident that I can pinpoint the exact source of his complaint. The "Post Zero," if you will:



You must have really been Burglarhobbled™ by consistancy before graduating from The Maxi School of Flip-Flop†.

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…stop banning people for reasons other than the big 3, allow people to find there feet, the best posters are the ones that take a little time, not everybody here is being themselves some like to play characters and that's fine, a lot of people seem to have issues with it but windsock and guapo are two perfect examples they are always gold, they are playing a part and they do it well…

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I love the newfound level of hate. Hate is good. Hate is GREAT. I've spent the last three weeks systematically destroying Maxi's latest protégée, while still finding time to bash the second coming of Sashamutt and chiding eblab about his latent homosexuality. And I've never felt better about being a poster here. Yet in all that time, I've never once thought about having these people banned. Why would I want to drive away such rich targets as these? Ban them??? Hell no, no matter how egregious their transgressions, even unto committing one of the Big Three. I've got much thicker skin than that and they cry like scared little girls.

As a distinguished Southern writer once put it: When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember you set out to drain the swamp.


Besides, when Princess Littlebrain calls me a Tard, I Know I'm doing something rught.

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Alright, Monkey, try this:

The recognition that even posters one initially despises might contribute something of lasting value to the board, coupled with his refusal to give in to temptation by repeatedly declining the mod stick is what speaks volumes of B's character. It's not much different from what you said when you first came back:

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…stop banning people for reasons other than the big 3, allow people to find there feet, the best posters are the ones that take a little time, not everybody here is being themselves some like to play characters and that's fine, a lot of people seem to have issues with it but windsock and guapo are two perfect examples they are always gold, they are playing a part and they do it well…

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I take you at your word that you came back after a year to put an end to the more egregious bannings, and, in the end, it's a lot more fun to run someone off the board than to hit them with the stick. But it seems to me that the knives are being whetted for a Jihad the likes of which Steph has only seen in her wettest of dreams. And THAT would make us even more ADT like than we might have been in the past.

I love the newfound level of hate. Hate is good. Hate is GREAT. I've spent the last three weeks systematically destroying Maxi's latest protégée, while still finding time to bash the second coming of Sashamutt and chiding eblab about his latent homosexuality. And I've never felt better about being a poster here. Yet in all that time, I've never once thought about having these people banned. Why would I want to drive away such rich targets as these? Ban them??? Hell no, no matter how egregious their transgressions, even unto committing one of the Big Three. I've got much thicker skin than that and they cry like scared little girls.

As a distinguished Southern writer once put it: When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember you set out to drain the swamp.


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I'm no giant. I'm 5'11".

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