it's sad yet telling that of all that's going on in this picture, i notice the drugs on the counter.

$500 to whomever is willing to manually enter my urethra and pull out this mothereffing stone. this is horrifyingly painful and i'm kind of hoping it kills me! oh, so this week = mono, kidney stone AND today i get a summons for jury duty. god hates me

gigi---> <---god