Im a big fan of christians blog and since luke's camera of death has retired the best place to go for questionable porn talent pics outside of anything brandon irons posts is christians blog.



They brought her bed and toys with her while they set up the scene, but she has to stay outside in case she goes to the bathroom its easier to clean up outside.



wow she snuck inside and shes well trained



Her vagina has a receding hair line, shes been in the business for 12 years, can you image the number of questionable cocks that have gone in there? We are talking before Christians too. No wonder its going bald from all the stress of "is this the day I get the bad result back?"



Early favorite for monkey's family christmas card picture.



Okay you are going out to dinner with friends can you lose the porn company t shirt? Isn't it bad enough that you are sitting next to the mexican jared leto?



Joel Lawrence sporting one of the more popular pieces from the 1987 Chevy Chase collection.



"Everybody's talking at me.
I don't hear a word they're saying,
Only the echoes of my mind." (cue christian's joe buck (jon voight) mother complex)




How many people are surprised she went with the burger?. " I'll have the burger and................. a water thanks"






Lunch and dinner, she looks impressed, I think you've sealed the deal christian though its hard to tell if shes giving you sexy eyes or the stink eye either way theres a healthy amount of crazy in them.




We are really happy, our marriage is perfect, we love each other, we will last forever (cue nervous unconvincing smiles)

HAHAHA Ive got nothing for this except at least we know what a post op Marco Banderas would look like



BEFORE anddddddddd



AFTER




JRV



Someones getting their dick sucked after the game, $180 tickets don't come from free.


Okay my attention span has been pushed to its limits, thats all I got for now, monkey.

Now now Monkey you can't stop there. I loved the Marco Banderas one.

Damn! Vanessa is really bulking up, he must not be able to charge Medicaid for his estrogen.

thank god smelly monkey is back

btw i like lame or cool guy

he pm im cool

Okay ill do some more later, right now ive gotta meet my PO, monkey

I appreciate the return of picture threads about porn people with comments by the furred one as well, although I would like to add a noticed relatively tame tone to them.

Maybe the ugly art Luke Ford contributed as raw material just is not as easily substituted.

Snap more.

The Monkey is back. Farewell Little Willy D. There is no safe place for you now. There is no home. Only sadness and humiliation at the hands of the Monkey and Metalman.

1) What kind of health insurance do they have, aside from the 3rd world basic coverage that the AIM clinic offers its members? I am serious....what if she got ovarian cancer or he got bells palsy? Wait, it looks like he already has bells palsy...jesus christ....

2) Seriously, when he fucks all these new, hot 18 year old chicks, is he reallyt hinking about Francesca as his penile appendage plunges into the young fresh snatch? Does he picture Francesca's open inviting mouth when he splooges down the throat of these new young 18 year old sluts that parade through the studios he shoots for EVERY FUCKING DAY? Cue Burglar's skeptical laugh....

This is what I live for. Thanks Monkey, for giving me a wonderful start for the day. We've missed you so much.

Joel Lawrence looks like a bloated, fashion-challenged Glenn Howerton, star of the hilarious TV show "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia".

Tranny on the right: "Oops, I shit myself in the make up chair!"

Tranny on the left: "Don't worry. I'll wipe it away for you and lick you clean afterwards."