It seems that Willie hasn't posted on XPT for a week now. Has anyone here heard from him? Actually, I know exactly where he is. Willie and I have become close friends in the last month or so. I even gave him the scoop on who Darth really is. When Willie posted that info on the open board, I was infuriated. He violated my trust, but I got over it.

Willie revealed to me a deep, personal confession not long ago. You see, Willie is a big buff of the Mary Kay Letourneau/Vili Fualaau love story. He owns six books on the subject (including the one "written" by Fualaau) and DVD's of both made-for-TV movies. In fact, Willie is so infatuated with the saga, that he wishes to live it himself. Six months ago, he initiated online contact with a 16-year-old Thai boy who resembles Vili to the extent that Willie has traveled all the way to Bangkok to meet him. Also, while there, Willie will undergo sexual reassignment surgery, despite the fact that he hasn't done anything else to transform into a woman (hormones, breast implants, etc.). I've warned him against this, as I fear he could go crazy. But he wouldn't listen.

When WillieD comes back, we are to welcome her back on XPT as WillaminaD, with 16-year-old Thai boy-husband (named Pho Khun Buri) in tow. I have been told that theirs is a true love that runs deep. And if there's no hope for them, then there's no hope for any of us. Please be gentle to WillaminaD. Can someone alert the mods to change Willamina's handle name? That would be nice.

I have posted a photo of what WilliaminaD looks like now.

Willie wins.

This could be the best post in 5 years on XXXPT. The only one better is The Monkey himself. That is no lie and coming from someone who legitimately knows posting and quality. Conky may come out of retirement just to post in this thread.

With this posting, Willie has officially lost everything. Even his manhood has been taken from him I, physically I guess.

Khan

I think he just wants to out Willie for his true self...

I hope Willie's surgery has gone well. I am worried for him. He is going to bring a new meaning to the word "meat hole".

I think Darth bored Willie off the board.

aren't you willie d??