I don't know what it is about Hookers and Blow that doesn't work, but for some odd reason, it doesn't work. It's the kind of porn you watch and wonder whether you're getting too degenerated to enjoy this kind of porn anymore.

Each of the whores in this video has the same dopey look on their face- perhaps because they're supposed to be high on blow, but something tells me this is just a natural googlyness on their part.

The first couple of scenes is a typical gonzo flick staple, but the last two scenes are a mixture of baker's dozen with a mini-bukkake margarita mix surprise for a finale. Honestly? Not that good.

Don't forget "Hookers and Blow" is just crawling with Ryan Knox.

Did Mr. Irons use his own camera? Or did 'our friend' bring his stolen property?

Thanks for taking the time to check it out, Loopnode. Sorry you didn't enjoy it as much as I did. It was fun to shoot and there will be at least 2 more volumes. I do try to improve on things as I go along so hopefully you will find the girls or the sex or both better down the road.

I think the set-ups were good. Missy Stone, Starla, and Ricki White take it in the ass. There is a first-timer (Wendy West) for those who enjoy brand new girls. Nika is hot as fuck. The 35 load cum cocktail isn't something you see in a lot of movies. Finally, the dvd extras are pretty good: Priscilla Milan, Missy Stone, and Wendy West in bonus scenes.

Anyways, it's just one release among hundreds for the week so I appreciate you taking a look. Good things to come.

That's OK Brandon I've got faith in you. This one doesn't appear to be a blockbuster but you always do come through with quality stuff. Definitely stick with this Missy Stone whore, I like her look.

Whatever happened to the Slap Happy sequels you were working on ?

I am all set to out slap happify SLAP HAPPY as soon as the time is right. There are still some legal cases pending and I've been advised to hold off for now. I respect the advice and will keep busy with other stuff.

Hookers and Blow needs cum snorting.

I would have done it but the Colombians spiked the price just when I was shooting. I was priced out of the market and had to use artificial sweetener instead. I still have an 8 ball of the stuff. (Is that the correct term?) I have no idea. I'm like Johnny Depp when he first met his connection. Green.

I only know of 2 girls who have snorted cum: Annette Schwarz and Michelle Raven. Neither is in the movie so I would have had to invite the girls to go skiing...or whatever term is used to connote doing coke. I was lost, I tell you.....LOST!

Yeah, she's a lot of fun. Not sure what she is currently doing but she is an amazing fuck. If Subway workers can be called Sandwich Artists then Michelle can be a Suck and Fuck Artist.