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#30209 - 06/07/04 01:47 AM Thursday at the Porn Store
Tammi Lynn S. Offline
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Registered: 03/30/04
Posts: 192
Loc: Missouri
I was travelling this weekend and for kicks stopped at an adult bookstore near Dayton, OH. I was feeling randy so I spent a few dollars for their arcade area and went in to see what it looked like. (I get a kick out of seeing what the "arcade area" looks like.)

So I go in and the booth was dirty as expected...cum on the floor, the plastic screen shielding the TV...but no gloryholes which surprised me. So I stripped down and flipped around until I found a movie to my liking (a girl on girl flick but I didn't recognize the actresses...a redhead and blonde going at it in a pool while a brunette in a camo looking bikini watches.)

The doors didn't have any locks so I wondered who would come in and I wanted to see the look on their face when a naked girl was sitting in there masterbating! Anyway, no one comes in so I finish up and when I stand up to put my clothes on the door flies open and this UGLY old man starts shooting cum on my leg! It was like he stayed in another booth until he was ready and then ran over and shot cum on me!

So I'm fucking pissed off and took a swing at him and he ran. This was around 1 in the afternoon so there was no one in the shop but the woman manning the counter, me and this asshole. So I follow him out...buck naked...shouting at him that I'm going to call the fucking cops. He runs out the door full speed and the woman behind the counter was all shocked.

She told me that guy's been in trouble at the store before but nothing like that had happened. She said they were going to ban him from the store but I highly doubt it.

I'm sure to this loser he's been yanking off to the thought of it since it happened but I thought about calling the cops just in case the guy came back there. (I didn't because it wasn't the store's fault it happened and it wouldn't be fair to them to give them the bad image in the newspapers.)

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#30210 - 06/07/04 03:16 AM Re: Thursday at the Porn Store
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Tammi, please post a pic. Besides the avatar.

This is a great story. I was the guy. Actually, I'm only 28, but you gave me a great idea . . .

When are you going back there?
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#30211 - 06/07/04 06:44 AM Re: Thursday at the Porn Store
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Tammi's stories rock, she is like a weirdness magnet, please keep us informed.
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#30212 - 06/07/04 06:58 AM Re: Thursday at the Porn Store
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
That was the best story since the Hobbit.
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#30213 - 06/07/04 08:09 AM Re: Thursday at the Porn Store
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
The funny thing about it,it sounds like that might be some of us on this board when we get to be dirty,old men.
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#30214 - 06/08/04 01:01 AM Re: Thursday at the Porn Store
Tammi Lynn S. Offline
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Registered: 03/30/04
Posts: 192
Loc: Missouri
Quote:

Tammi's stories rock, she is like a weirdness magnet, please keep us informed.




Yeah. I just wish I could turn the magnet around to repel instead of attract!

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#30215 - 06/08/04 09:11 AM Re: Thursday at the Porn Store
Steven Millan Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
I never would have thought that such things would happen in a small-town state like Missouri,but then again....

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#30216 - 06/08/04 02:49 PM Re: Thursday at the Porn Store
2cums Offline
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Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
OMG. Thats a great story, and a little disturbing too. Sorry that happend to you. Freaks everywhere.
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#30217 - 06/09/04 01:41 AM Re: Thursday at the Porn Store
Tammi Lynn S. Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/30/04
Posts: 192
Loc: Missouri
Quote:

I never would have thought that such things would happen in a small-town state like Missouri,but then again....




It happened near Dayton, OH.

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#30218 - 06/09/04 04:08 AM Re: Thursday at the Porn Store
ben Offline
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Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
You would make a good porn star Tammi!

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#30219 - 06/09/04 04:53 AM Re: Thursday at the Porn Store
Tammi Lynn S. Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/30/04
Posts: 192
Loc: Missouri
Well, I had a pretty good fear of HIV before the Darren James thing hit so that might not happen for a while if ever.

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#30220 - 06/09/04 06:31 AM Re: Thursday at the Porn Store
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Well, I had a pretty good fear of HIV before the Darren James thing hit so that might not happen for a while if ever.





Oh, I thought you were a porn star. Hence my asking for pics, which you ignored, lol .
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#30221 - 06/09/04 07:13 AM Re: Thursday at the Porn Store
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
She can still post pics though if she wants
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#30222 - 06/12/04 05:07 PM Re: Thursday at the Porn Store
Mikey Ropucha Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 291
Loc: Illinois, the Porn Void
In MY Illinois city we don't even have any more cheesy porn shops like that. Although I'm sure it does happen at the Deja Vu. The person you're describing would never be able to get away with that though


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I never would have thought that such things would happen in a small-town state like Missouri,but then again....


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