So is Keanu one of your primary "Man Crushes"? Is it the mental stimuli you use when your acting heterosexual and laying it to one of the dumb porn chicks you "promote" and need to bust your nut? Is it number ONE on your mental Rolodex and where do you put the memory of Christian's dong in your ass?

The Matrix isn't a good movie. Dressing up like a "character" from the movie isn't even close to cool. Especially for a man near or around thirty years old. You should have picked the stupid Evel Knievel "outfit" or gone with a KISS get up. With the later you could indulge your penchant for make up.