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#302176 - 02/17/08 11:48 AM darth vader or dr. evil???
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Registered: 01/02/04
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Is it me or does monstar look like darth vader from the original star wars in this picture. You know when darth was dying and luke took off the mask???? Or maybe even dr. evil???





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#302177 - 02/17/08 12:04 PM Re: darth vader or dr. evil???
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Registered: 01/29/08
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Well, the haircut is similar.

But Monstar does not seem to be on meth. Or he hides it well.



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#302178 - 02/20/08 12:12 AM Re: darth vader or dr. evil???
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Registered: 10/21/05
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Actually, the vibe I get off of Monstar's avatar is more like 'The Matrix'...

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#302179 - 02/20/08 12:24 AM Re: darth vader or dr. evil???
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Registered: 04/17/06
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Well, the haircut is similar.

But Monstar does not seem to be on meth. Or he hides it well.






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#302180 - 02/20/08 05:50 PM Re: darth vader or dr. evil???
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
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Quote:

Is it me or does monstar look like darth vader from the original star wars in this picture. You know when darth was dying and luke took off the mask???? Or maybe even dr. evil???








I think you need your monitor fixed since those were two pasty white people, while I'm not. and I'm pretty sure Vader never wore ray-bans.

...

...or do all fuckers with shaved heads look alike?
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#302181 - 02/20/08 06:49 PM Re: darth vader or dr. evil???
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Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Quote:

Quote:

Is it me or does monstar look like darth vader from the original star wars in this picture. You know when darth was dying and luke took off the mask???? Or maybe even dr. evil???








I think you need your monitor fixed since those were two pasty white people, while I'm not. and I'm pretty sure Vader never wore ray-bans.

...

...or do all fuckers with shaved heads look alike?




The goth chic with whitened faces is oblivious of race and about as hip as eyeliner on males.

And Vader´s sunglasses were integrated into his helmet.

All native Americans with shaved heads look quite similar. They do not break the code of The Matrix or gay bars either.
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#302182 - 02/20/08 06:58 PM Re: darth vader or dr. evil???
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Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
In a matter of very few minutes I got rated from five stars down to three.

If measuring an ego was that easy it would be sad.
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#302183 - 02/20/08 07:03 PM Re: darth vader or dr. evil???
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Registered: 03/28/04
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quit whining. it wasn't me. geezus you little bitches are touchy....and you question my sensitivity.

if it makes you feel better I'll use my vote to boost you up, ok?

Edit to add: there I just gave you a 5 star rating...like anyone cares about that shit. fuckin cry baby.
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#302184 - 02/20/08 07:09 PM Re: darth vader or dr. evil???
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Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Do whatever.

I do not care.

The rating system is biased towards the rather female posters anyway.

Some around here want their heroes, heroines and the bunch in between as high as the chemical means allow them to be. How predictable.
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#302185 - 02/20/08 07:24 PM Re: darth vader or dr. evil???
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Registered: 03/28/04
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Some around here want their heroes, heroines and the bunch in between as high as the chemical means allow them to be.




...you think so? i've never thought of it like that but maybe you are right....

either way I am getting two wisdom teeth taken out tomorrow, so if anyones stars start dropping it wasn't me.

I'm out for the next couple of days and in the meantime, i'm going to go get me my last sandwich for the time being.
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#302186 - 02/20/08 07:32 PM Re: darth vader or dr. evil???
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The removal of wisdom teeth is not really necessary, as far as I am aware.

But it sure is good for those interested in severe pain - and some sober time before the amusing part begins.
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#302187 - 02/20/08 07:42 PM Re: darth vader or dr. evil???
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Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
So is Keanu one of your primary "Man Crushes"? Is it the mental stimuli you use when your acting heterosexual and laying it to one of the dumb porn chicks you "promote" and need to bust your nut? Is it number ONE on your mental Rolodex and where do you put the memory of Christian's dong in your ass?

The Matrix isn't a good movie. Dressing up like a "character" from the movie isn't even close to cool. Especially for a man near or around thirty years old. You should have picked the stupid Evel Knievel "outfit" or gone with a KISS get up. With the later you could indulge your penchant for make up.


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#302188 - 02/21/08 12:21 PM Re: darth vader or dr. evil???
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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So is Keanu one of your primary "Man Crushes"? Is it the mental stimuli you use when your acting heterosexual and laying it to one of the dumb porn chicks you "promote" and need to bust your nut? Is it number ONE on your mental Rolodex and where do you put the memory of Christian's dong in your ass?

The Matrix isn't a good movie. Dressing up like a "character" from the movie isn't even close to cool. Especially for a man near or around thirty years old. You should have picked the stupid Evel Knievel "outfit" or gone with a KISS get up. With the later you could indulge your penchant for make up.




man, you bitches whine that *I* am a lame poster? this fucking douche doesn't even make sense.

Hey you power bottom bitch, who was dressing like the matrix? Not me. I was wearing a black shirt shirt. does that mean every fucking idiot that wears a black button up shirt thinks they are neo? what fucking idiot are you....

You post sucks and so do you, you un-funny fool.

"hur hur...he likes tha matrix cos he dun ware black! lemme make matrix joks!"
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#302189 - 02/21/08 12:25 PM Re: darth vader or dr. evil???
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Registered: 10/30/06
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Nathanial blows.



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