Johnny Thrust was hospitalized today after a near fatal on set accident. Johnny is in fair condition at a local hospital in the San Fernando Valley. Johnny was shooting a scene for Skeeter today when he over heard crew members referring to him as "The Child Abuser Father Of The Year Meets The Lily White Assed Four Eyed Troll". Johnny then went into a fit of rage that was described as both comical and frightening. Johnny exploded at the crew, threw a towel at the home owners cat and ran half naked into the street where he was then stuck by a car. Fortunately the pop shot had already been shot so the scene was saved.

movie props should never get their own thread.

so gay