Take a drink when certain posters use certain phrases or jondras:
ChristianXXX - "I'd hit it"
Gigi - "Skeeter"
Jim B. - "Constitution"
King - a new Quinne photo/avatar
Elaborator - indie YouTube post
Brandon Irons - new fugly girl photoseries
Fatman - mentions his cats
Ceara - mentions her rabbits
Gunker - an informative posting about the Republican party and how their avowed interest is antithetical to the majority of American citizens (i.e. plutocracy)
Holly Randall - gardening picture
Windsock - any posting, whatsoever
Monstar - self-serving press release
Darth - "insider"
Tritone - "IR"
anyone - a fresh, horrifying picture of Jenna Jameson or Chasey Lain
AlexPanzer - "enema"