I have to give Metalman props for his wit and mannerisms. If I was into anal sex with men, I would pick him as someone whom I would consider it with, simply for his humor, wit, and overall good nature.

Unlike some of the asshats around here, he doesn't chase off quality posters like Conkey who, like Monkey and myself, was sick of the immature high school bullshit.

Oh, and I do feel very enabled to speak for the Monkey. He is a legend here, I know, but Metalman has now the highest post to wit impact on these boards. It is official. I stake my insider reputation on it.

Kahn

Well, thank you for the props, Darth. Coming from an insider such as yourself, that is high compliment indeed.

But I really don't know what to think of the offer of anal sex. That's not how I roll. However, if you really must go for it, I would suggest contacting WillieD. Though he is closeted, I understand that he is highly experienced. But only as a power bottom.

Congratulations Darth. It only took fourteen minutes for you to reply to yourself.

And you even found time to vote yourself five stars. How charming. What a busy little beaver you've been.

It's all I got cause it's all you got.