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Fucking Hyde, I thought he'd left me alone for good, so much for me practicing detente. I owe have2 a case of beer for having my cyber-back
I'm sure your "brah" won't ignore the fraternal bonds of forumhood, and will always have your back. Although if you're petitioning the aid of a wingman, I suggest enlisting someone who, in the past year, has brought something more intimidating to the discussion than a 75x100 animated gif.
I'm not sure what hypocrisy I'm guilty of exactly, but I'd hardly characterize any of the exchanges we've had in the past as a conflict warranting détente. True, I have been critical of the longwinded, self-absorbed, thinly disguised attempts at a first draft manuscript that double as your posts. But Hunter S. Thompson is dead, and your bush league imitation is less sincere flattery than a desecration of his corpse.
And yes, I may have taken the odd swipe at your all too conspicuous meltdowns and public rants against every pornwhore that played you for a gram of llello, then spurned your clumsy advances. But, hey... you can't blame them for wanting to be in a relationship where at least one person can wipe their own ass. And for the record, I actually enjoy your endlessly predictable references to your alma mater. Sometimes when I'm bored [ which is quite often when I'm reading XPT], I'll just search "Quincy House", and relive your beer-soaked glory days!
But if any of my innocent gibes were misconstrued as personal attacks, I appologize and I'd just remind you of the excuse you always rely on whenever you stick your withered, lifeless foot in your mouth...
It's The Cage. Don't take it so fucking seriously.
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