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#302063 - 02/25/08 08:34 AM Re: Monkey Speaks
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Let's fastforward shall we...
We all know full well how this exchange is going to end. You'll continue this back-and-forth with all the tenacity of a pitbull, until I and everyone unfortunate enough to read it become thoroughly bored and abandon it. At which point you'll proclaim victory by virtue of being the last man standing, and collect high-fives and plaudits from BIFF and all the other mouth-breathers that confuse sophistry for wit. I realize that having this victory is important to you. To settle for anything less would mean to risk the rebuke of your peers on this board [ and I do mean peers in the truest sense of the word ], and their approval is probably the closest subsitute you have for real love in your life. I imagine your obsessive preoccupation with holding your place in the xpt pecking order must function in some way as a fulfilling substitute for an actual life.
So let's just fill in the blanks and assume you continue to call me a stalker/sexual predator, and that I retreat ignominiously with my head hung low. Consider me "pwned". As always, it's been mildly amusing h2c... if not particularly stimulating.

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#302064 - 02/25/08 08:44 AM Re: Monkey Speaks
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blah....blah....blah....it's been mildly amusing h2c... if not particularly stimulating.





Of course it wouldn't be stimulating for you. I' not under aged girl. Anyways it's not like you offer anything in the wit department, your writings contain all the humor of an infectious disease. But please keep your Burg envy in high gear it's always fun to watch the losers in this world strike back against the successful.

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#302065 - 02/25/08 09:13 AM Re: Monkey Speaks
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Hyde:
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Although if you're petitioning the aid of a wingman, I suggest enlisting someone who, in the past year, has brought something more intimidating to the discussion than a 75x100 animated gif.




Have2Cit:
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No offense to DB, but I didn’t have his back, I didn’t feel I needed to.




Well, I am a little disappointed, I thought Hyde was calling ME out!
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#302066 - 02/25/08 11:28 AM Re: Monkey Speaks
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Well, I am a little disappointed, I thought Hyde was calling ME out!




Although you may not have ever had much regard for me or anything I've ever said here, I've always had at least some grudging respect for those with the brains to form a coherent thought. That includes you, Burg, and even Willie "I put the D in Douchebag". H2c, on the other hand, belongs on xpt's shortbus. The precious few points he scores are the fortuitous result of flinging dogshit randomly in every direction, until some of it sticks. I'd accuse him of merely exploiting my altercation with Burg as an excuse to make noise and get attention, but then I realized his sudden and mysterious affection for Wheels actually made sense, given their respective strengths and weaknesses. One is dead from the waist down... and the other is dead from the neck up.


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#302067 - 02/25/08 11:58 AM Re: Monkey Speaks
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By grudging respect do you mean uncontrollable envy? I think you do. Lol, you wouldn’t be returning to this post trying again and again, if I wasn’t sailing that lawn dart right through the middle of your BS, and nailing that bullseye painted on your pointy little forehead. You hate all those who are more successful than yourself especially those you perceive as beneath you. Like cripples or other minorities. Why is it you hate them for being so much more successful than you? Did you ever think their success and your failure at life might have less to do with intelligence and more to do with them not being a walking typing sack of Massengill?

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#302068 - 02/25/08 02:34 PM Re: Monkey Speaks
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:high fives have2:


Hyde, like Monkey, twists and distorts shit to suit his lame purposes. Go back to June 2006 thru September 2006. review the so-called "Burg meltdown" involving hailey Young...you willa ctually find there was no such meltdown on my part, it was mostly her melting down via Jim South and vice versa...I made a post where I made a general "threat" after Erotica LA to reveal ALL the dirt and shit I had learned and seen in my time in and amongst various porn performers and hailey, carrying a heavy guilty conscience, preemptively lashed out at me BEFORE I ever said or posted anything....admittedly one on one with her i had told her off and called her out, but that was between us and I ha dnot posted shit up to that point. Seriously, go back and review it....all of it.

And here's the thing Hyde, I have admitted the times and few mistakes I made with a couple chicks (hailey being one) but ALL of them that have come to know me personally know just who and what i am....no hidden agendas, no attempts to get in their pants (I have no desire for that, nor do I need to....I can get far better looking, higher quality, safer snatch for hire on my own without the baggage and hassle.) Holly excluded from that statement obviously,,,in her case i am torn between having her as a permanent friend, and trading all that in for 15 minutes of orgasmic bedlam and spooging on her chin. I wont do it...assuming i could do it...assuming she'd let me do it....none of which are givens. Bottom line, i am content to have Holly as a friend and simply admire/jerk off from afar. And I know she is honored by all of that...
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#302069 - 02/25/08 07:39 PM Re: Monkey Speaks
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lol this came out of left field a weird 4 person feud, whats up with hyde? I always thought he was good from what i can remember from before , hes a pedo?


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:high fives have2:





ohh dear god

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Hyde, like Monkey, twists and distorts shit to suit his lame purposes. Go back to June 2006 thru September 2006. review the so-called "Burg meltdown" involving hailey Young...you willa ctually find there was no such meltdown on my part, it was mostly her melting down via Jim South and vice versa...I made a post where I made a general "threat" after Erotica LA to reveal ALL the dirt and shit I had learned and seen in my time in and amongst various porn performers and hailey, carrying a heavy guilty conscience, preemptively lashed out at me BEFORE I ever said or posted anything....admittedly one on one with her i had told her off and called her out, but that was between us and I ha dnot posted shit up to that point. Seriously, go back and review it....all of it.





OHH DEAR GOD, are you kidding me? Those were not only meltdowns but classic keeper meltdowns, they spilled onto luke's site when you went all fatal attraction. Your denial runs deep.

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I have admitted the times and few mistakes I made with a couple chicks (hailey being one) but ALL of them that have come to know me personally know just who and what i am....no hidden agendas, no attempts to get in their pants





Keeps getting better (show of hands from people who believe what burg says above)

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Holly excluded from that statement obviously,,,in her case i am torn between having her as a permanent friend, and trading all that in for 15 minutes of orgasmic bedlam and spooging on her chin. I wont do it




Ohh dear god I can't take it anymore, classic burg, I love how he says this without a hint of sarcasm, like he honestly believes that if he wanted to pursue a sexual relationship with holly he could BUT his friendship with her is more important that he wouldn't risk it. Can you hear that? thats the sound of holly's heart breaking knowing that she'll never be more then just friends with burg clooney.
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#302070 - 02/25/08 10:01 PM Re: Monkey Speaks
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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GAHHHH i made a terrible mistake...you cant fight a desperate, lying distroting sociopath willing to say or do anything to preserve a perceived legacy that is in reality 100% bullshit. I really fucked up because even when you are right against the monkey, and have everything on your side, you still lose.

there are no keeper meltdowns, even if monkey tries to dig any proof up he wont find any evidence supporting his exact claims. My denials are accurate and spot on...but I hope he wastes 7 hours trying anyway, it will only prove how bad XPT and the cage have become for the reasons I have said before...a lack of general material in the porn world for Monkey to light on fire and chew on. Indicative of the overall downfall of the industry in general. Why else would he take the time to "insult" a short crippled fuck like me with one of my all time favorite songs, "Short people"??? Very sharp and imaginative Monkey, but like I said, even sitting in my chair I could still see Eye to Eye with padova.

And no I had, nor have, any agendas or plans with any and all the chicks I met and know (past and present) and they all know that and thats all that matters. Actually I did have one ulterior motive, to simply acquire yet more fodder and perspective on a different type of whore, but lo and behold I actually became friends with almost all of them. Fact is SM, you are the only one who chooses not to believe this because it is central to your whole da burg thesis. You dont know me and there is a good reason for that,,,,I dont want you to know me, and since I am still 97% sure I know who you are, that will never change. You are a total fucking scumbag idiot with absolutely ZERO redeeming qualities except the entertainment value you provide all the "bored-with-life/cant imagine a more inspired destiny for myself" people who tune in to read your stuff on this site. I include myself in this sub group of people except I entertain myself now....yes indeed, a long time ago I was interested in Monkey;s cage, until the day he decided he needed me for fodder, and I realized my life and its capacity for interesting shit outreached anything he could come up with. I would hazard a guess there are a few people here who actually find me more interestng and entertaining than you, probably because with me they know what they are getting.

And you distorted and omitted key portions of what i said about Holly which was spoken in jest and she knows this which again is all that matters. You miss the point again but i am no longer surprised.


Moneky's da burg hatred is actually giving me a boner. Thats fucked up but possibly in a good way. Lemme call another hooker....
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#302071 - 02/25/08 10:52 PM Re: Monkey Speaks
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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GAHHHH i made a terrible mistake...you cant fight a desperate, lying distroting sociopath willing to say or do anything to preserve a perceived legacy that is in reality 100% bullshit. I really fucked up because even when you are right against the monkey, and have everything on your side, you still lose.

there are no keeper meltdowns, even if monkey tries to dig any proof up he wont find any evidence supporting his exact claims. My denials are accurate and spot on...but I hope he wastes 7 hours trying anyway, it will only prove how bad XPT and the cage have become for the reasons I have said before...a lack of general material in the porn world for Monkey to light on fire and chew on. Indicative of the overall downfall of the industry in general. Why else would he take the time to "insult" a short crippled fuck like me with one of my all time favorite songs, "Short people"??? Very sharp and imaginative Monkey, but like I said, even sitting in my chair I could still see Eye to Eye with padova.

And no I had, nor have, any agendas or plans with any and all the chicks I met and know (past and present) and they all know that and thats all that matters. Actually I did have one ulterior motive, to simply acquire yet more fodder and perspective on a different type of whore, but lo and behold I actually became friends with almost all of them. Fact is SM, you are the only one who chooses not to believe this because it is central to your whole da burg thesis. You dont know me and there is a good reason for that,,,,I dont want you to know me, and since I am still 97% sure I know who you are, that will never change. You are a total fucking scumbag idiot with absolutely ZERO redeeming qualities except the entertainment value you provide all the "bored-with-life/cant imagine a more inspired destiny for myself" people who tune in to read your stuff on this site. I include myself in this sub group of people except I entertain myself now....yes indeed, a long time ago I was interested in Monkey;s cage, until the day he decided he needed me for fodder, and I realized my life and its capacity for interesting shit outreached anything he could come up with. I would hazard a guess there are a few people here who actually find me more interestng and entertaining than you, probably because with me they know what they are getting.

And you distorted and omitted key portions of what i said about Holly which was spoken in jest and she knows this which again is all that matters. You miss the point again but i am no longer surprised.


Moneky's da burg hatred is actually giving me a boner. Thats fucked up but possibly in a good way. Lemme call another hooker....






I prefered this version of that speech
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#302072 - 02/25/08 11:19 PM Re: Monkey Speaks
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whats up with hyde? I always thought he was good from what i can remember from before , hes a pedo?






Only in h2c's fevered imagination. But in the absence of anything substantial to level against me, he's perfectly willing to simply make shit up. And false accusations of sexual deviance and pedophilia are easy to manufacture, since he can find ready inspiration by peering into his own chillingly violent fantasies.



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Bottom line, i am content to have Holly as a friend and simply admire/jerk off from afar. And I know she is honored by all of that...




And what woman wouldn't be honored??? Just be sure to save a little canon custard for your new B.F.F.! Having upped the creepy factor exponentially with your last two posts, I can see what h2c was saying about your skillz with the ladies. Unlike myself, you're clearly not a loser, and clearly not a stalker... and there's clearly so much about you to envy.



*SM... I'd like to retract my earlier statement and inaccurate characterization of this thread as a "lowlight". This shitstorm of aspersion and recrimination has provided xpt with a sorely needed herbal colonic. Let the cleansing begin!
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#302073 - 02/26/08 01:04 AM Re: Monkey Speaks
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Is anyone else just mindlessly scrolling over the last 20 or so posts in this thread or is it just me
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#302074 - 02/26/08 05:32 AM Re: Monkey Speaks
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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whats up with hyde? I always thought he was good from what i can remember from before , hes a pedo?





Yes.

Here he talks about the tightness of underage pussy

Here he insinuates that he fucked his best friends 8 y/o sister.

Some friend?

He's also insanely jealous of Burg and Willie. I think that's just hilarious. He has a very distorted view of self entitlement. He believes minorities like the handicapped and others should be socially and economically lower than himself.

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#302075 - 02/26/08 10:36 AM Re: Monkey Speaks
Hyde Offline
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Registered: 02/02/06
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whats up with hyde? I always thought he was good from what i can remember from before , hes a pedo?





Yes.

Here he talks about the tightness of underage pussy

Here he insinuates that he fucked his best friends 8 y/o sister.

Some friend?

He's also insanely jealous of Burg and Willie. I think that's just hilarious. He has a very distorted view of self entitlement. He believes minorities like the handicapped and others should be socially and economically lower than himself.





Oh boy, how to explain this to someone of your limited mental capacity...?? You see h2c, sometimes the big-brain people ( like your teachers at the special school ) use this thing called SARCASM when they talk. I know, it's a big word huh! "Sarcasm" is when someone says the opposite of what they really mean in order to emphasize their point. They think it makes them sound clever... but sometimes very special people like you don't understand it, and get confused. But here.. I'll give you an example:

"Yes h2c, you're absolutely right... when I'm not out serial raping, and setting off Amber Alerts across the country, I'm at home stewing in my envy towards Willie, for being a bitter drunken fatass, and Burg for his radiant charisma and shriveled, atrophied dick. I'm also envious of your keen, perceptive mind, dazzling personality, and richly satisfying sex life."

See how it works now h2c!!? Now go back to making macaroni necklaces, and try not to stab anyone in the eye with your scissors, ya fucking simp.
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#302076 - 02/26/08 11:19 AM Re: Monkey Speaks
have2cit Offline
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Ha, you can’t play that shit off as sarcasm now it’s way too late, you’ve been outed pedo.

You’re insanely jealous not because of their personality, but because of the breaks they’ve received (unjustly in your eyes) and you have not. Isn’t it a great coincidence that everyone you’ve attacked on this board is someone who is doing a whole lot better in life than yourself? With an attitude like yours, I'll bet your a huge racist to boot. You are as transparent as glass.

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#302077 - 02/27/08 12:32 AM Re: Monkey Speaks
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Quote:

Quote:


whats up with hyde? I always thought he was good from what i can remember from before , hes a pedo?





Yes.

Here he talks about the tightness of underage pussy

Here he insinuates that he fucked his best friends 8 y/o sister.

Some friend?

He's also insanely jealous of Burg and Willie. I think that's just hilarious. He has a very distorted view of self entitlement. He believes minorities like the handicapped and others should be socially and economically lower than himself.





Is it wrong that the most disturbing thing to me was the jealousy of da burg? I read those threads not sure about the friends sister part, its more creepy that hes drawn a line between the two.


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Oh boy, how to explain this to someone of your limited mental capacity...?? You see h2c, sometimes the big-brain people ( like your teachers at the special school ) use this thing called SARCASM when they talk. I know, it's a big word huh! "Sarcasm" is when someone says the opposite of what they really mean in order to emphasize their point. They think it makes them sound clever... but sometimes very special people like you don't understand it, and get confused. But here.. I'll give you an example:

"Yes h2c, you're absolutely right... when I'm not out serial raping, and setting off Amber Alerts across the country, I'm at home stewing in my envy towards Willie, for being a bitter drunken fatass, and Burg for his radiant charisma and shriveled, atrophied dick. I'm also envious of your keen, perceptive mind, dazzling personality, and richly satisfying sex life."

See how it works now h2c!!? Now go back to making macaroni necklaces, and try not to stab anyone in the eye with your scissors, ya fucking simp.





This made me laugh Umm so you hate willie and burg?


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Ha, you can’t play that shit off as sarcasm now it’s way too late, you’ve been outed pedo.

You’re insanely jealous not because of their personality, but because of the breaks they’ve received (unjustly in your eyes) and you have not. Isn’t it a great coincidence that everyone you’ve attacked on this board is someone who is doing a whole lot better in life than yourself? With an attitude like yours, I'll bet your a huge racist to boot. You are as transparent as glass.




(stirs pot)
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#302078 - 03/01/08 06:57 PM Re: Monkey Speaks
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I remember when the rule was you only get banned for spamming the board, posting or asking about kiddie porn shit or posting peoples real info (porn stars names,etc). All of a sudden people are getting banned left right and center






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