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#302013 - 02/20/08 05:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Monkey has inadvertently provided the first lowlight of '08. Whenever XPT starts bitching about XPT, it's like watching Lockwood try to ream his own ass.
Welcome back Bobo.
No, the lowlight is when you find out ADT is mocking XPT for its bans. Jeff set up this board after ADT banned him because of the shit thats going down here now, this place is supposed to be the anti ADT, now if one newbie pushes someones buttons you get the ethnic fags running to ban them. You have Chico literally stroking himself off in the mod board looking for people to ban. Hell if i have to be the martin luther king of forum perverts then thats what i'll be,
I have a dream that one day attack bot perverts and over sensitive native american and mexican mods will one day post side by side on a forum of sex and gossip,I have a dream that one day this forum will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed, We hold these truths to be self evident, that all perverts are created equal. free at last! free at last! thank monkey almighty, we are free at last!
Hell if no one cares then ill take my hand off to them and fade back into Bolivian.
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#302014 - 02/20/08 05:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Okay i'll poll it
Its sick that I hope to lose this poll in a landslide, real men don't wear make up.
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#302015 - 02/20/08 02:24 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/02/08
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Given the number of "ain't sdt" posts Here. I think we know what people want.
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#302016 - 02/20/08 03:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Early poll results are in and the voting has shocked even me.
8 votes for monkey should fuck off and die
46 votes for monstar and chico should change their ways or be demoded
Board is using its voice, both have avoided this thread like the plague.
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#302017 - 02/20/08 05:27 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
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Muthafuckin SM in the house. Too many pussies in this joint which is why I've been outtiez. Couldnt have summed it up better myself SM. Too many bitch ass niggaz runnin shit around here now busy putting eyeliner on and sitting on dildos.
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#302018 - 02/20/08 05:46 PM
Monstar Speaks
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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Well what is there really to say? Except, I’m sorry. I’m sorry that I banned Lame or Cool Guy. I’m sorry because at one time the name Smelly Monkey brought laughter and tears of joy. Now, it’s nothing more than a man complaining that his lame alt-id got banned, even though banning of dumbass Alt-Ids is encouraged. At one time Smelly Monkey took on titans, now he antagonizes probably the most douchebaggiest poster here, who by his own words “is as harmless as a box of declawed kittens” I’m sorry that I let down all of XPT, because I could have let you guys have your fond memories of Monkey back in ‘06, when he was electric. But instead you have him bitching, moaning, carrying on, making polls, charts and graphs that Lame or Cool guy got banned. For that I’m sorry. 
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#302020 - 02/20/08 07:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Muthafuckin SM in the house. Too many pussies in this joint which is why I've been outtiez. Couldnt have summed it up better myself SM. Too many bitch ass niggaz runnin shit around here now busy putting eyeliner on and sitting on dildos.
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Well what is there really to say? Except, I’m sorry.
I’m sorry that I banned Lame or Cool Guy.
I’m sorry because at one time the name Smelly Monkey brought laughter and tears of joy. Now, it’s nothing more than a man complaining that his lame alt-id got banned, even though banning of dumbass Alt-Ids is encouraged.
At one time Smelly Monkey took on titans, now he antagonizes probably the most douchebaggiest poster here, who by his own words “is as harmless as a box of declawed kittens”
I’m sorry that I let down all of XPT, because I could have let you guys have your fond memories of Monkey back in ‘06, when he was electric. But instead you have him bitching, moaning, carrying on, making polls, charts and graphs that Lame or Cool guy got banned.
For that I’m sorry.
Give you credit for at least responding unlike chico, im not going to kick you while youre down.
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Monstar...
That's your response? Your retort? That's ALL you can muster MONSTAR?
You truly do suck. Just quit. Go back to your scheme of getting dumb porn chicks to pay you to "promote" their "careers". And give Christian the courtesy of a reach around....
Its a passive aggressive way of waving the white flag, my whole issue with it is he doesn't like XPT he tells all his "talent" to stay away from the board yet he tries to run it like its his own site, theres a reason why xpt has the traffic it does while contactpornstars doesn't. I've made my point and the board has voted how it feels im not going to drag it out.
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#302024 - 02/20/08 08:47 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
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Monstar...
That's your response? Your retort? That's ALL you can muster MONSTAR?
You truly do suck. Just quit. Go back to your scheme of getting dumb porn chicks to pay you to "promote" their "careers". And give Christian the courtesy of a reach around....
No matter what screen name you use, you still suck as a poster here.
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#302025 - 02/20/08 09:06 PM
Re: Monkey Speaks
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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There's a lot of disparate stuff going on in this thread but I have to agree with Monkey.
Chico is just a Chico- I don't really fault him for that or for trying to pretend to be better than what he is by changing his name to "Sergio" or claiming to sell financial products. His true self outs when he bans someone for using the word "spic" when it's pretty well known he beats his "whores". He's in it for his own people- his own barrio.
Monstar on the other hand...
A pretender just a year ago who convinced pornwhores he could advance their careers if they'd pay him a fee. Somehow he convinced Eva he was helping her with his posts at ADT, XPT, and at lukeisback and that allowed him to sucker a few more girls in.
No one was fooled by his ignorance when he falsely interpreted alexa numbers and still claims "cuntractpornstars" is his intentional name for a website.
You might be a nice guy but you're no Sitting Bull, Alex, and you are sucking the life out of xpt. (Wurd!) I am sure Eva's husband spells the beginning of your end though. Better stock up on eggos.
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#302027 - 02/20/08 09:59 PM
Re: Monstar Speaks
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
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Monstar...
That's your response? Your retort? That's ALL you can muster MONSTAR?
You truly do suck. Just quit. Go back to your scheme of getting dumb porn chicks to pay you to "promote" their "careers". And give Christian the courtesy of a reach around....
No matter what screen name you use, you still suck as a poster here.
Tell that to someone who CARES. Isn't this thread about assholes who are trying to be heavyweight champions of "sharp" retorts and remarks on a dumb pronboard and those same fools becoming "revered" Moderators? I'll say it again.THIS AINT NO ALGONQUIN ROUND TABLE. So just go back to Fucking yourself with your(FILL IN PORN MEAT PUPPETS) real life rubber cock.
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#302029 - 02/21/08 12:55 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
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Tell that to someone who CARES. Isn't this thread about assholes who are trying to be heavyweight champions of "sharp" retorts and remarks on a dumb pronboard and those same fools becoming "revered" Moderators? I'll say it again.THIS AINT NO ALGONQUIN ROUND TABLE. So just go back to Fucking yourself with your(FILL IN PORN MEAT PUPPETS) real life rubber cock.
Apparently you do or you wouldn't have replied. You take this messageboard shit a little too serious. Kill yourself. Thanks. 
I know you are twelve or something so couldn't you have just written, "I know you are but WHAT am I?" Kill myself? How Lame and uninteresting a response. At least my suggestion would remind some of Paul Rubens....
I'm also thinking, since you didn't DENY it, that you're rubber cock is one molded from Kurt LockWood's.
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#302033 - 02/21/08 07:46 AM
Re: Monkey Speaks
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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His condition usually relapses when he's ready for another Make-A-Wish-Foundation mercy date with Holly.
Unlike you, it's not quite as easy for him to hide in the bushes outside the object of his affections house.
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#302034 - 02/21/08 12:32 PM
Re: Monkey Speaks
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Monstar on the other hand...
A pretender just a year ago who convinced pornwhores he could advance their careers if they'd pay him a fee. Somehow he convinced Eva he was helping her with his posts at ADT, XPT, and at lukeisback and that allowed him to sucker a few more girls in.
No one was fooled by his ignorance when he falsely interpreted alexa numbers and still claims "cuntractpornstars" is his intentional name for a website.
You might be a nice guy but you're no Sitting Bull, Alex, and you are sucking the life out of xpt. (Wurd!) I am sure Eva's husband spells the beginning of your end though. Better stock up on eggos.
You know dude, fuck you.
I thought you would be one of the more rational posters, but if you honestly think my whole gig is posting on three fucking sites, then you have no clue as to what you are talking about.
Seriously, that is some Frankie shit. Oh the girls just **magically** appear in places, just **happen** to land magazine covers, **randomly** have interviews set up for them.
yeah, my work solely consist of posting on 3 sites(<----sarcasm). like I have to justify anything to you. It really sickens me because of all the frankies, lame or cool, etc...you actually have a brain.
you haven't a clue of what I do, so don't act like you fucking know.
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#302035 - 02/21/08 02:58 PM
Re: Monkey Speaks
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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You know dude, fuck you.
I thought you would be one of the more rational posters, but if you honestly think my whole gig is posting on three fucking sites, then you have no clue as to what you are talking about.
Seriously, that is some Frankie shit. Oh the girls just **magically** appear in places, just **happen** to land magazine covers, **randomly** have interviews set up for them.
yeah, my work solely consist of posting on 3 sites(<----sarcasm). like I have to justify anything to you. It really sickens me because of all the frankies, lame or cool, etc...you actually have a brain.
you haven't a clue of what I do, so don't act like you fucking know.
First off, whoa to bornyo, ive never seen bornyo say a bad word about anyone here, so outside of jrv and cleet hes the most unlikely person at xpt to call someone out, it was great.
now
What magazine covers have you secured for your girls? List off a few of them monstar, im curious to see some of the prestigious covers you've landed for the girls and what interviews have you got them? Only one I can remember is lukeisback and we all know how hard those are to secure, you are basically offering them a service they could've got by attending a porn star karaoke party. Do you also take bookings for the girls, I mean offer a service that actually warrants them paying you, or is it just posting here, getting them the odd magazine cover and interview with luke? Do you land them paying gigs on the regular, basically. Let me phrase it a different way
Do they make more money from the services you provide them or do they pay you more then you make them?
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#302036 - 02/21/08 03:22 PM
Re: Monkey Speaks
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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Monstar on the other hand...
A pretender just a year ago who convinced pornwhores he could advance their careers if they'd pay him a fee. Somehow he convinced Eva he was helping her with his posts at ADT, XPT, and at lukeisback and that allowed him to sucker a few more girls in.
No one was fooled by his ignorance when he falsely interpreted alexa numbers and still claims "cuntractpornstars" is his intentional name for a website.
You might be a nice guy but you're no Sitting Bull, Alex, and you are sucking the life out of xpt. (Wurd!) I am sure Eva's husband spells the beginning of your end though. Better stock up on eggos.
You know dude, fuck you.
I thought you would be one of the more rational posters, but if you honestly think my whole gig is posting on three fucking sites, then you have no clue as to what you are talking about.
Seriously, that is some Frankie shit. Oh the girls just **magically** appear in places, just **happen** to land magazine covers, **randomly** have interviews set up for them.
yeah, my work solely consist of posting on 3 sites(<----sarcasm). like I have to justify anything to you. It really sickens me because of all the frankies, lame or cool, etc...you actually have a brain.
you haven't a clue of what I do, so don't act like you fucking know.
You have a great scheme going with dumb porn whores man. I have to give THAT to you. I had a buddy of mine I graduated from college with who went to strip clubs SEEKING dancers to use his brokerage services in the 90's. He got ALOT of cash and made a alot of commissions and built of a quick portfolio. I do know one thing hot strippers, and by osmosis porn whores, like pretty boys or FAGS to hag. Since your obviousley no pretty boy you must be...
well you know...
I've never tried to be FUNNY monstar. As far as I can tell there have only been maybe TWO funny posters on this stupid sight. Monkey is one and YOU ANT the OTHER.
Go eat your shit off of Christians COCK and DIE...
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#302038 - 02/21/08 07:25 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/14/06
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Finally a battle with some teeth. Alex, your ego is too weak for this place. Same goes for Chico. Now, whatever happened to the "train wreck" thread? To Khan and Pariah? To Miss Blue and her one post threads mocking the source of her livelihood? Gen and her thread hijacking ways? It's been a long and boring year and we need an O.D. or at least Jeff taking a bat to some competitors office. And while we're all here, how about a pool, by month, of when Ms. Lohan will have a sex tape leaked. I'm down for June. 
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#302039 - 02/21/08 07:37 PM
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Nahhh, Damaged. The first rumors of the tape won't leak until October. That will allow for the perfect build-up for a Christmas release, when everyone and his brother-in-law will buy a copy as a "gift" for, well, everyone and his brother-in-law. (Nooo, Honey, it's NOT for me.)
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#302040 - 02/22/08 09:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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I love it. The guy comes back and throws a petrol bomb among the Mods.
This place has sucked more ass than Lockwood in the past couple of months. About time someone kicked it around.
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#302044 - 02/22/08 03:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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There's a lot of disparate stuff going on in this thread but I have to agree with Monkey.
Chico is just a Chico- I don't really fault him for that or for trying to pretend to be better than what he is by changing his name to "Sergio" or claiming to sell financial products. His true self outs when he bans someone for using the word "spic" when it's pretty well known he beats his "whores". He's in it for his own people- his own barrio.
Monstar on the other hand...
A pretender just a year ago who convinced pornwhores he could advance their careers if they'd pay him a fee. Somehow he convinced Eva he was helping her with his posts at ADT, XPT, and at lukeisback and that allowed him to sucker a few more girls in.
No one was fooled by his ignorance when he falsely interpreted alexa numbers and still claims "cuntractpornstars" is his intentional name for a website.
You might be a nice guy but you're no Sitting Bull, Alex, and you are sucking the life out of xpt. (Wurd!) I am sure Eva's husband spells the beginning of your end though. Better stock up on eggos.
Oh man that was funny shit, Bornyo is awesome most of the times. 
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#302048 - 02/22/08 04:39 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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Seriously, that is some Frankie shit. Oh the girls just **magically** appear in places, just **happen** to land magazine covers, **randomly** have interviews set up for them.
You forgot to mention the awards campaigning you do...Monstar, I believe a list of awards won by girls whilst being promoted by you (past and present) would make pretty interesting reading.
Eva Angelina is a good case in point...over the last 12-18 months her career has definitely gone up a gear, her stock has risen somewhat, and she's getting a lot of award recognition. Just a happy coincidence? No, probably not.
Oh, and Monkey forgot about the vids you post on YouTube... 
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#302049 - 02/22/08 04:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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blah blah blah cripple blah blah blah drugs and whores blah blah blah holly blah blah blah harvard blah blah blah oink
 Which Trumps anything ANYONE else has to say, which is why it bugs the shit out of you to the extent it does. Whether you think what i write is Lame OR Cool (dildo), it's reality, my reality and I make it come alive. What exactly do you offer? Potshots with a cannon against targets easier to hit than the ocean with a baseball off Atlantic City pier. Shame on you for wasting your "gift"....
Truth is I really dont give a shit about Monstar, and I have taken a few minor, goodnatured swipes at the red bastard...but i have no real problem with the man nor what he posts here. I also think its real interesting that, since Monkey showed up and lit up the poor bastard's teepee like A Hotchkiss Gun at Wounded Knee, that none of Monstar's so-called friends have stood up to defend him...shows this industry is truly full of self-serving, spineless, no-honor cowards. Nut seriously, you are fucking nuts if you think this place sucks because of monstar...where have you been for the last year (rhetorical question, we know you have been here all along...) You missed so many other fucked up targets of opportunity that this latest spin is retarded.
Admit it...this place crashed and burned when the INDUSTRY which it revolves around had a semi-implosion starting in early 2006. You lost much of the real, TRUE fodder which made you and XPT what it once was...all we have left is backbiting, civil war, and cannibalism.
As for me...You cant hurt me monkey because anything you point out about me I will no doubt agree with you that its true...that's because I am all scar tissue (literally and figuratively) I dont even try to defuse your stink-bombs, I just let them explode and pollute the atmosphere, killing Holly's greenbeans (regrettably) in the process but doing no more damage than that.
Luv Burg, xoxo Oink
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#302053 - 02/25/08 03:22 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
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Fucking Hyde, I thought he'd left me alone for good, so much for me practicing detente. I owe have2 a case of beer for having my cyber-back
I'm sure your "brah" won't ignore the fraternal bonds of forumhood, and will always have your back. Although if you're petitioning the aid of a wingman, I suggest enlisting someone who, in the past year, has brought something more intimidating to the discussion than a 75x100 animated gif.
I'm not sure what hypocrisy I'm guilty of exactly, but I'd hardly characterize any of the exchanges we've had in the past as a conflict warranting détente. True, I have been critical of the longwinded, self-absorbed, thinly disguised attempts at a first draft manuscript that double as your posts. But Hunter S. Thompson is dead, and your bush league imitation is less sincere flattery than a desecration of his corpse.
And yes, I may have taken the odd swipe at your all too conspicuous meltdowns and public rants against every pornwhore that played you for a gram of llello, then spurned your clumsy advances. But, hey... you can't blame them for wanting to be in a relationship where at least one person can wipe their own ass. And for the record, I actually enjoy your endlessly predictable references to your alma mater. Sometimes when I'm bored [ which is quite often when I'm reading XPT], I'll just search "Quincy House", and relive your beer-soaked glory days!
But if any of my innocent gibes were misconstrued as personal attacks, I appologize and I'd just remind you of the excuse you always rely on whenever you stick your withered, lifeless foot in your mouth...
It's The Cage. Don't take it so fucking seriously.
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#302054 - 02/25/08 06:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Loc: red dirt state of mind
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No offense to DB, but I didn’t have his back, I didn’t feel I needed to. Unlike you Hyde, DB doesn’t need to circumvent restraining orders in order to talk with his whore dejour. He just types / talks and the girls come to him and get this part, of their own free will. Absolutely no duct tape or chloroform required. We all know the real reason you hate him is because he is in a wheelchair and still manages to be twice the man you are. Not to mention better educated, a much better personality, wealthier, and probably better looking too. Now isn’t there some little piece of hard candy you should be following to elementary school this morning?
So in review DB talks and WH stalks.
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#302055 - 02/25/08 07:24 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
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I'd say you lost your edge a long time ago, but you never had much game to begin with my friend. Although I suppose you've gotten as much mileage as anyone can recycling the same routine in every thread. Watching you fight desperately to maintain your distorted self-image as the neighborhood tough, belies the sad reality that you've never been anything more than a stooge and a one-trick pony.... like every class clown that's so desperate for attention that he can't tell the difference between those laughing with him, and those laughing at him. But I guess every village needs its idiot. All the same, I have to confess... watching you struggle so mightily to remain relevant, while tragically pathetic, is a guilty pleasure nonetheless. By all means, continue. 
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#302056 - 02/25/08 07:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Quit trying to make this about me, everyone knows it's about you. You and your feelings of inadequacy when compared to a cripple. I just think of you as polar opposites, that's all. He's crippled on the outside and you're crippled on the inside. He has a physical defect and you have an emotional one. Yes, every village does need an idiot, unfortunately villages also have to come with child predators like you.
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#302057 - 02/25/08 07:49 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
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Quit trying to make this about me, everyone knows it's about you. You and your feelings of inadequacy when compared to a cripple. I just think of you as polar opposites, that's all. He's crippled on the outside and you're crippled on the inside. He has a physical defect and you have an emotional one. Yes, every village does need an idiot, unfortunately villages also have to come with child predators like you.
I've always wondered... do you have some basic algorithm you use for generating weak and ineffectual retorts? Like one of those clever little generators you find online for creating your "pornstar name", etc? I imagine it has a box where you type the words, "stalker", "fanboy", or "fag", and it cranks out some disjointed collection of flailing gibes... like this last post.
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#302058 - 02/25/08 07:53 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
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Funny watching Hyde the pedo running in circles, chasing his own tail. One post and Hyde takes the bait. Go fish.
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#302060 - 02/25/08 08:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Angry you didn't get to go to Hahvard, angry you're poor, angry a cripple gets girls who wouldn't piss on your face even if it was on fire.
Maybe if they had madlibs for child predators, you'd finally get some name recognition. Listen chicks don't dig you because you're a creepy emotional cripple they can spot a mile away. Get over it already.
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#302061 - 02/25/08 08:19 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
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Ah, and you get more and more clever with every parry and thrust! I've always envied your blissful lack of restraint in presenting yourself as a buffoon h2c. Most people compensate for having nothing worthy of serious consideration to say, by developing a sense of humor. But remarkably, you manage to be neither profound, nor particularly funny. Life as a zero must be very liberating.
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#302062 - 02/25/08 08:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
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What is it exactly that you bring to this game, ahhh that's right, just a malignant indifference to virginity of underage girls. Hey, don’t let me stop you from compensating for your poor education or personality, maybe one day you could get one over on those Harvard grads you so desperately envy.
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