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fuck you and your slim fast fat man, i survived on this board since you were still a size 32 taking hits from all kinda low life bottom feeding fucks who think they can roll in here like this is the joint and try to get some juice out of taking someone out.

unfortunately that someone is me because I have no bones about who the fuck i am. and every time I went up against these little incognito bitches, i've handed them their unheterosexual little asses.

I can take a jab, i can take some punk ass cunt opening their fucking mouth to me, i can take someone saying 'you're fat, ugly, gay,' or whatever shit they throw at me. Damn nigga I went to high school in eyeliner you think some bitch on the net is going to rattle my cage with four fucking letters?

what I can not stand is that fucking little red envelope that's always flashing when I get on XPT. and it's yet another PM from our friendly neighborhood monosyllabic retard. geezus fucking christ if he wants to suck my dick so bad, just come right out and say it, but that red evelope is a pain in my ass.

so fuck him, fuck his lame mother, his lame offsping, any man he's ever loved and every animal he's killed while his dick was inside it.

if there is a god above i hope someone runs over his kids. that would make my birthday a happy one.

...and no this is no meltdown, i'm sitting here enjoying an eggo waffle.

EDIT to add: Nothing personal fat man, but don't questioning my shit like that, brother

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Welcome back.

Don't know about any 3 rules or the objects of your antipathy but the banning of posters is getting out hand.

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Thanks but im not back, it was just a mission statement

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Youre still a mod. Why dont you just start unbanning people?

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btw lame or cool guy sucked ass and I'm glad he's banned. if locg is the best you've got, give up. i'm tired of the golden years shtick. either be here and participate or shut the fuck up.

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Great. Thats my point, theres nothing like having a poster that you can either love or hate, you hated lame or cool. On the flip side theres nothing worse then having a poster that you are just indifferent about, and king I don't hate you or like you, you are just 5300 posts of indifference (well 5299. Teen mugshots is a solid thread the rest are fillers) If you went no one would notice, and those posters are fine but what keeps the board interesting is those posters you love to read or love to hate to read ( ), some are more clever then others but theres a place for all.

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king I don't hate you or like you, you are just 5300 posts of indifference (well 5299. Teen mugshots is a solid thread the rest are fillers) If you went no one would notice

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agreed. I don't hate or dislike you either. you're just one year too late of being relevant. don't roll back here after a one year absence whining like a bitch about the state of xpt and expect everyone to give you a bj as your "welcome back monkey" present. you sound like the chris crocker of xpt bitching about this shit.

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king I don't hate you or like you, you are just 5300 posts of indifference (well 5299. Teen mugshots is a solid thread the rest are fillers) If you went no one would notice

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agreed. I don't hate or dislike you either. you're just one year too late of being relevant. don't roll back here after a one year absence whining like a bitch about the state of xpt and expect everyone to give you a bj as your "welcome back monkey" present. you sound like the chris crocker of xpt bitching about this shit.

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(wipes away tear) This is touching. King you either hate me ORRRRRRR what im hoping for is you are sticking up for monstar, chico or both in some weird pack of mediocrity. So whos the lucky lady? Whos honor are you defending? Woman beating mexican or the neutered indian pimp? I know im no longer relevant here and im not looking for a pat on the back or a welcome party I came here wanting to be hated when I first signed up so the fact I don't have your (or others soon to follow) support doesn't bother me (truth be told it excites me, I couldn't get a hateful word when I last posted here), im just stating what a lot of people think but for some reason are afraid to say (probably because they will get banned). But after 5300 heres your chance to make a dent in people's memories king, piggy back off the great monkey

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btw lame or cool guy sucked ass and I'm glad he's banned.

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I thought Lame or Cool guy was cool until he told me I was lame!

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i'm tired of the golden years shtick.

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yes! welcome back monkey

the mods are like celebrities here now, i've come to terms with the trend, but they never ban the RIGHT posters. i could improve the board markedly by banning under 5 people. instead they post here prolifically and i don't anymore because i don't like to be bored reading things and don't have much incentive to post when it will just be lost in a sea of lameness.




willie should be allowed to continue banning darth because it's funny.

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All of a sudden people are getting banned left right and center and all the character of the board goes down the toilet

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monkey banned me just for general suckage. in fact, he said i brought sucking to a whole new level. an uncharted territory of suck, if you will.

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I remember when the rule was you only get banned for spamming the board, posting or asking about kiddie porn shit or posting peoples real info (porn stars names,etc).

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monkey banned me just for general suckage. in fact, he said i brought sucking to a whole new level. an uncharted territory of suck, if you will.

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Well, if you were sucking that bad...can you blame him?

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hai monkey
is this lame or cool

btw lame or cool guy sucked ass and I'm glad he's banned. if locg is the best you've got, give up. i'm tired of the golden years shtick. either be here and participate or shut the fuck up.

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I remember when the rule was you only get banned for spamming the board, posting or asking about kiddie porn shit or posting peoples real info (porn stars names,etc).

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I agree that the 'big 3' should be the only cause for banning a member. Apparently lameorcool guy chose not to follow his own rules.

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UGH its part of the annoying schtick, if I really wanted JimB banned I would've just signed in as monkey and done it, right? jesus. (looks for smiley that walks into walls)

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monkey banned me just for general suckage. in fact, he said i brought sucking to a whole new level. an uncharted territory of suck, if you will.

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You for real? You sent me a PM at that time asking me to temporarily suspend your account until "you got yourself right". So you are going to twist it around like that?





Hi to the 4 people that still like me that posted here and to my queen gypsy


Looking sexy, have you lost some weight?

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You for real? You sent me a PM at that time asking me to temporarily suspend your account until "you got yourself right".

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monkey, youre really not complaining about anything fatman hasnt a million times before already. just sayin.

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So your point is because its been said by ONE person many times before that a second voice isn't needed? Wow thats some great logic there, its a shame you are so young they could've used that way of thinking back in 95, you could've saved a lot of black people their time and told them to stay home and we could've sent tritone alone to the million man march.

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p.s although it doesn't really have to do with whats above can someone get chico to remove that stupid sig of those two fags wrestling each other, its a fucking porn forum guy, we get it you love MMA, you got into it before anyone else, you are the first kid to bring in the new fad at school, everyone give him a clap but its a porn forum and two dudes locked together wrestling has zero to do with porn and everyones seen it 4000 times already.

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So your point is because its been said by ONE person many times before that a second voice isn't needed?

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Clean up the fucking Cage already

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My point is this is a lame come back. Welcome back n shit. but again, just sayin.

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Monkey I love you please stay. And I'm sorry I missed you on IM...

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What James said. I can think of at least half a dozen things seriously wrong with XPT at this very moment, things that put us and ADT on the same plane, and the least of those problems is a purported banning epidemic.

I reckon I know who James would clear out, and IMO that would do wonders in getting this board back in shape.

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You're Gen Padova, right?

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You're Gen Padova, right?

I bow down to you goddess! Really enjoyed your work when you were active. Don't need to mention why you're one of my favorites -- the people here know why.

Big kisses to ya, babe!

Just wish you would have chosen a sexier handle ....:)

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You're Gen Padova, right?

I bow down to you goddess! Really enjoyed your work when you were active. Don't need to mention why you're one of my favorites -- the people here know why.

Big kisses to ya, babe!

Just wish you would have chosen a sexier handle ....:)

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Seriously, its nice to see the resident pond life/mods get a good kickin but wheres the reciprocity.

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You're Gen Padova, right?

I bow down to you goddess! Really enjoyed your work when you were active. Don't need to mention why you're one of my favorites -- the people here know why.

Big kisses to ya, babe!

Just wish you would have chosen a sexier handle ....:)

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No im not the artist once famous for butterface tritone, but keep fighting the good fight to pressure all porn starlets into doing IR, these racial boundaries need to be broken down and youre the man to do it.

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Seriously, its nice to see the resident pond life/mods get a good kickin but wheres the reciprocity.

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oddly silent on that front. I guess monstar is putting in his work trying to talk eva into leaving her husband before he convinces her how unnecessary monstar is to her career and chico is probably trying recover from the loss of fluids from watching the kimbo slice fight in the erotic sense all weekend.

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Fuck, I was in a coma in Atlantic City for 3 days and I miss this shit. Monkey is the only thing that approaches the pain and anguish I have lived through 23 broken bones, 30+ odd surgeries, and one Brown Recluse Spider bite. I want him to stay. Pass the Blue Cheese dressing please....

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