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fuck you and your slim fast fat man, i survived on this board since you were still a size 32 taking hits from all kinda low life bottom feeding fucks who think they can roll in here like this is the joint and try to get some juice out of taking someone out.

unfortunately that someone is me because I have no bones about who the fuck i am. and every time I went up against these little incognito bitches, i've handed them their unheterosexual little asses.

I can take a jab, i can take some punk ass cunt opening their fucking mouth to me, i can take someone saying 'you're fat, ugly, gay,' or whatever shit they throw at me. Damn nigga I went to high school in eyeliner you think some bitch on the net is going to rattle my cage with four fucking letters?

what I can not stand is that fucking little red envelope that's always flashing when I get on XPT. and it's yet another PM from our friendly neighborhood monosyllabic retard. geezus fucking christ if he wants to suck my dick so bad, just come right out and say it, but that red evelope is a pain in my ass.

so fuck him, fuck his lame mother, his lame offsping, any man he's ever loved and every animal he's killed while his dick was inside it.

if there is a god above i hope someone runs over his kids. that would make my birthday a happy one.

...and no this is no meltdown, i'm sitting here enjoying an eggo waffle.

EDIT to add: Nothing personal fat man, but don't questioning my shit like that, brother

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Welcome back.

Don't know about any 3 rules or the objects of your antipathy but the banning of posters is getting out hand.

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Thanks but im not back, it was just a mission statement

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btw lame or cool guy sucked ass and I'm glad he's banned. if locg is the best you've got, give up. i'm tired of the golden years shtick. either be here and participate or shut the fuck up.

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Great. Thats my point, theres nothing like having a poster that you can either love or hate, you hated lame or cool. On the flip side theres nothing worse then having a poster that you are just indifferent about, and king I don't hate you or like you, you are just 5300 posts of indifference (well 5299. Teen mugshots is a solid thread the rest are fillers) If you went no one would notice, and those posters are fine but what keeps the board interesting is those posters you love to read or love to hate to read ( ), some are more clever then others but theres a place for all.

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king I don't hate you or like you, you are just 5300 posts of indifference (well 5299. Teen mugshots is a solid thread the rest are fillers) If you went no one would notice

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agreed. I don't hate or dislike you either. you're just one year too late of being relevant. don't roll back here after a one year absence whining like a bitch about the state of xpt and expect everyone to give you a bj as your "welcome back monkey" present. you sound like the chris crocker of xpt bitching about this shit.

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king I don't hate you or like you, you are just 5300 posts of indifference (well 5299. Teen mugshots is a solid thread the rest are fillers) If you went no one would notice

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agreed. I don't hate or dislike you either. you're just one year too late of being relevant. don't roll back here after a one year absence whining like a bitch about the state of xpt and expect everyone to give you a bj as your "welcome back monkey" present. you sound like the chris crocker of xpt bitching about this shit.

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(wipes away tear) This is touching. King you either hate me ORRRRRRR what im hoping for is you are sticking up for monstar, chico or both in some weird pack of mediocrity. So whos the lucky lady? Whos honor are you defending? Woman beating mexican or the neutered indian pimp? I know im no longer relevant here and im not looking for a pat on the back or a welcome party I came here wanting to be hated when I first signed up so the fact I don't have your (or others soon to follow) support doesn't bother me (truth be told it excites me, I couldn't get a hateful word when I last posted here), im just stating what a lot of people think but for some reason are afraid to say (probably because they will get banned). But after 5300 heres your chance to make a dent in people's memories king, piggy back off the great monkey

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i'm tired of the golden years shtick.

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yes! welcome back monkey

the mods are like celebrities here now, i've come to terms with the trend, but they never ban the RIGHT posters. i could improve the board markedly by banning under 5 people. instead they post here prolifically and i don't anymore because i don't like to be bored reading things and don't have much incentive to post when it will just be lost in a sea of lameness.




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monkey banned me just for general suckage. in fact, he said i brought sucking to a whole new level. an uncharted territory of suck, if you will.

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hai monkey
is this lame or cool

btw lame or cool guy sucked ass and I'm glad he's banned. if locg is the best you've got, give up. i'm tired of the golden years shtick. either be here and participate or shut the fuck up.

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monkey banned me just for general suckage. in fact, he said i brought sucking to a whole new level. an uncharted territory of suck, if you will.

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You for real? You sent me a PM at that time asking me to temporarily suspend your account until "you got yourself right". So you are going to twist it around like that?





Hi to the 4 people that still like me that posted here and to my queen gypsy


Looking sexy, have you lost some weight?

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monkey, youre really not complaining about anything fatman hasnt a million times before already. just sayin.

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p.s although it doesn't really have to do with whats above can someone get chico to remove that stupid sig of those two fags wrestling each other, its a fucking porn forum guy, we get it you love MMA, you got into it before anyone else, you are the first kid to bring in the new fad at school, everyone give him a clap but its a porn forum and two dudes locked together wrestling has zero to do with porn and everyones seen it 4000 times already.

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My point is this is a lame come back. Welcome back n shit. but again, just sayin.

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Monkey I love you please stay. And I'm sorry I missed you on IM...

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What James said. I can think of at least half a dozen things seriously wrong with XPT at this very moment, things that put us and ADT on the same plane, and the least of those problems is a purported banning epidemic.

I reckon I know who James would clear out, and IMO that would do wonders in getting this board back in shape.

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You're Gen Padova, right?

I bow down to you goddess! Really enjoyed your work when you were active. Don't need to mention why you're one of my favorites -- the people here know why.

Big kisses to ya, babe!

Just wish you would have chosen a sexier handle ....:)

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You're Gen Padova, right?

I bow down to you goddess! Really enjoyed your work when you were active. Don't need to mention why you're one of my favorites -- the people here know why.

Big kisses to ya, babe!

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You're Gen Padova, right?

I bow down to you goddess! Really enjoyed your work when you were active. Don't need to mention why you're one of my favorites -- the people here know why.

Big kisses to ya, babe!

Just wish you would have chosen a sexier handle ....:)

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No im not the artist once famous for butterface tritone, but keep fighting the good fight to pressure all porn starlets into doing IR, these racial boundaries need to be broken down and youre the man to do it.

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Fuck, I was in a coma in Atlantic City for 3 days and I miss this shit. Monkey is the only thing that approaches the pain and anguish I have lived through 23 broken bones, 30+ odd surgeries, and one Brown Recluse Spider bite. I want him to stay. Pass the Blue Cheese dressing please....

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Monkey has inadvertently provided the first lowlight of '08. Whenever XPT starts bitching about XPT, it's like watching Lockwood try to ream his own ass.

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Muthafuckin SM in the house. Too many pussies in this joint which is why I've been outtiez. Couldnt have summed it up better myself SM. Too many bitch ass niggaz runnin shit around here now busy putting eyeliner on and sitting on dildos.

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Well what is there really to say? Except, I’m sorry.

I’m sorry that I banned Lame or Cool Guy.

I’m sorry because at one time the name Smelly Monkey brought laughter and tears of joy. Now, it’s nothing more than a man complaining that his lame alt-id got banned, even though banning of dumbass Alt-Ids is encouraged.

At one time Smelly Monkey took on titans, now he antagonizes probably the most douchebaggiest poster here, who by his own words “is as harmless as a box of declawed kittens”

I’m sorry that I let down all of XPT, because I could have let you guys have your fond memories of Monkey back in ‘06, when he was electric. But instead you have him bitching, moaning, carrying on, making polls, charts and graphs that Lame or Cool guy got banned.

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Monstar...

That's your response? Your retort? That's ALL you can muster MONSTAR?

You truly do suck. Just quit. Go back to your scheme of getting dumb porn chicks to pay you to "promote" their "careers". And give Christian the courtesy of a reach around....

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Well mon, I'm new here but I will say this, I have np with you. However banning lame was kinda, lame.

You owned him imo on his thread. I think that should have been enough. That's just my opinion tho.

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Monstar...

That's your response? Your retort? That's ALL you can muster MONSTAR?

You truly do suck. Just quit. Go back to your scheme of getting dumb porn chicks to pay you to "promote" their "careers". And give Christian the courtesy of a reach around....

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That's your response? Your retort? That's ALL you can muster MONSTAR?

You truly do suck. Just quit. Go back to your scheme of getting dumb porn chicks to pay you to "promote" their "careers". And give Christian the courtesy of a reach around....

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Tell that to someone who CARES. Isn't this thread about assholes who are trying to be heavyweight champions of "sharp" retorts and remarks on a dumb pronboard and those same fools becoming "revered" Moderators? I'll say it again.THIS AINT NO ALGONQUIN ROUND TABLE. So just go back to Fucking yourself with your(FILL IN PORN MEAT PUPPETS) real life rubber cock.

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Tell that to someone who CARES. Isn't this thread about assholes who are trying to be heavyweight champions of "sharp" retorts and remarks on a dumb pronboard and those same fools becoming "revered" Moderators? I'll say it again.THIS AINT NO ALGONQUIN ROUND TABLE. So just go back to Fucking yourself with your(FILL IN PORN MEAT PUPPETS) real life rubber cock.

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Apparently you do or you wouldn't have replied. You take this messageboard shit a little too serious. Kill yourself. Thanks.

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ohh god, didn't you die like 6 months ago? You seem to be able bodied in your avatar, whats up with that, I thought you went from the womb to the chair?

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I know you are twelve or something so couldn't you have just written, "I know you are but WHAT am I?" Kill myself? How Lame and uninteresting a response. At least my suggestion would remind some of Paul Rubens....


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Monstar on the other hand...

A pretender just a year ago who convinced pornwhores he could advance their careers if they'd pay him a fee. Somehow he convinced Eva he was helping her with his posts at ADT, XPT, and at lukeisback and that allowed him to sucker a few more girls in.

No one was fooled by his ignorance when he falsely interpreted alexa numbers and still claims "cuntractpornstars" is his intentional name for a website.

You might be a nice guy but you're no Sitting Bull, Alex, and you are sucking the life out of xpt. (Wurd!) I am sure Eva's husband spells the beginning of your end though. Better stock up on eggos.

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You know dude, fuck you.

I thought you would be one of the more rational posters, but if you honestly think my whole gig is posting on three fucking sites, then you have no clue as to what you are talking about.

Seriously, that is some Frankie shit. Oh the girls just **magically** appear in places, just **happen** to land magazine covers, **randomly** have interviews set up for them.

yeah, my work solely consist of posting on 3 sites(<----sarcasm). like I have to justify anything to you. It really sickens me because of all the frankies, lame or cool, etc...you actually have a brain.

you haven't a clue of what I do, so don't act like you fucking know.

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Monstar on the other hand...

A pretender just a year ago who convinced pornwhores he could advance their careers if they'd pay him a fee. Somehow he convinced Eva he was helping her with his posts at ADT, XPT, and at lukeisback and that allowed him to sucker a few more girls in.

No one was fooled by his ignorance when he falsely interpreted alexa numbers and still claims "cuntractpornstars" is his intentional name for a website.

You might be a nice guy but you're no Sitting Bull, Alex, and you are sucking the life out of xpt. (Wurd!) I am sure Eva's husband spells the beginning of your end though. Better stock up on eggos.

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You know dude, fuck you.

I thought you would be one of the more rational posters, but if you honestly think my whole gig is posting on three fucking sites, then you have no clue as to what you are talking about.

Seriously, that is some Frankie shit. Oh the girls just **magically** appear in places, just **happen** to land magazine covers, **randomly** have interviews set up for them.

yeah, my work solely consist of posting on 3 sites(<----sarcasm). like I have to justify anything to you. It really sickens me because of all the frankies, lame or cool, etc...you actually have a brain.

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You have a great scheme going with dumb porn whores man. I have to give THAT to you. I had a buddy of mine I graduated from college with who went to strip clubs SEEKING dancers to use his brokerage services in the 90's. He got ALOT of cash and made a alot of commissions and built of a quick portfolio. I do know one thing hot strippers, and by osmosis porn whores, like pretty boys or FAGS to hag. Since your obviousley no pretty boy you must be...
well you know...

I've never tried to be FUNNY monstar. As far as I can tell there have only been maybe TWO funny posters on this stupid sight. Monkey is one and YOU ANT the OTHER.


Go eat your shit off of Christians COCK and DIE...

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I love it. The guy comes back and throws a petrol bomb among the Mods.

This place has sucked more ass than Lockwood in the past couple of months. About time someone kicked it around.

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Well this isnt exactly true brah, I do have a couple of all terrain wheelchairs that have camouflage exteriors for either Vegetation or Urban backgrounds, but you are on the right track pointing out mr hyde's hypocrisy. This man is afterall a card carrying member of the Riley Shy fan club and a sales rep for her stoner boyfriend's aeronautical consulting firm. Besides it is old news, Holly has already disqualified me for anymore mercy dates or what not...I turned out to be too cute, intelligent and not-crippled-enough for her charity foundation. Just ask her....although i was hoping she would set me up with Aria after she saw i wasnt a totally pathetic Jerry's Kids-type squid on four wheels

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There's a lot of disparate stuff going on in this thread but I have to agree with Monkey.

Chico is just a Chico- I don't really fault him for that or for trying to pretend to be better than what he is by changing his name to "Sergio" or claiming to sell financial products. His true self outs when he bans someone for using the word "spic" when it's pretty well known he beats his "whores". He's in it for his own people- his own barrio.

Monstar on the other hand...

A pretender just a year ago who convinced pornwhores he could advance their careers if they'd pay him a fee. Somehow he convinced Eva he was helping her with his posts at ADT, XPT, and at lukeisback and that allowed him to sucker a few more girls in.

No one was fooled by his ignorance when he falsely interpreted alexa numbers and still claims "cuntractpornstars" is his intentional name for a website.

You might be a nice guy but you're no Sitting Bull, Alex, and you are sucking the life out of xpt. (Wurd!) I am sure Eva's husband spells the beginning of your end though. Better stock up on eggos.

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Eva Angelina is a good case in point...over the last 12-18 months her career has definitely gone up a gear, her stock has risen somewhat, and she's getting a lot of award recognition. Just a happy coincidence? No, probably not.

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blah blah blah cripple blah blah blah drugs and whores blah blah blah holly blah blah blah harvard blah blah blah oink

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Which Trumps anything ANYONE else has to say, which is why it bugs the shit out of you to the extent it does. Whether you think what i write is Lame OR Cool (dildo), it's reality, my reality and I make it come alive. What exactly do you offer? Potshots with a cannon against targets easier to hit than the ocean with a baseball off Atlantic City pier. Shame on you for wasting your "gift"....

Truth is I really dont give a shit about Monstar, and I have taken a few minor, goodnatured swipes at the red bastard...but i have no real problem with the man nor what he posts here. I also think its real interesting that, since Monkey showed up and lit up the poor bastard's teepee like A Hotchkiss Gun at Wounded Knee, that none of Monstar's so-called friends have stood up to defend him...shows this industry is truly full of self-serving, spineless, no-honor cowards. Nut seriously, you are fucking nuts if you think this place sucks because of monstar...where have you been for the last year (rhetorical question, we know you have been here all along...) You missed so many other fucked up targets of opportunity that this latest spin is retarded.

Admit it...this place crashed and burned when the INDUSTRY which it revolves around had a semi-implosion starting in early 2006. You lost much of the real, TRUE fodder which made you and XPT what it once was...all we have left is backbiting, civil war, and cannibalism.

As for me...You cant hurt me monkey because anything you point out about me I will no doubt agree with you that its true...that's because I am all scar tissue (literally and figuratively) I dont even try to defuse your stink-bombs, I just let them explode and pollute the atmosphere, killing Holly's greenbeans (regrettably) in the process but doing no more damage than that.

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Quit trying to make this about me, everyone knows it's about you. You and your feelings of inadequacy when compared to a cripple. I just think of you as polar opposites, that's all. He's crippled on the outside and you're crippled on the inside. He has a physical defect and you have an emotional one. Yes, every village does need an idiot, unfortunately villages also have to come with child predators like you.

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GAHHHH i made a terrible mistake...you cant fight a desperate, lying distroting sociopath willing to say or do anything to preserve a perceived legacy that is in reality 100% bullshit. I really fucked up because even when you are right against the monkey, and have everything on your side, you still lose.

there are no keeper meltdowns, even if monkey tries to dig any proof up he wont find any evidence supporting his exact claims. My denials are accurate and spot on...but I hope he wastes 7 hours trying anyway, it will only prove how bad XPT and the cage have become for the reasons I have said before...a lack of general material in the porn world for Monkey to light on fire and chew on. Indicative of the overall downfall of the industry in general. Why else would he take the time to "insult" a short crippled fuck like me with one of my all time favorite songs, "Short people"??? Very sharp and imaginative Monkey, but like I said, even sitting in my chair I could still see Eye to Eye with padova.

And no I had, nor have, any agendas or plans with any and all the chicks I met and know (past and present) and they all know that and thats all that matters. Actually I did have one ulterior motive, to simply acquire yet more fodder and perspective on a different type of whore, but lo and behold I actually became friends with almost all of them. Fact is SM, you are the only one who chooses not to believe this because it is central to your whole da burg thesis. You dont know me and there is a good reason for that,,,,I dont want you to know me, and since I am still 97% sure I know who you are, that will never change. You are a total fucking scumbag idiot with absolutely ZERO redeeming qualities except the entertainment value you provide all the "bored-with-life/cant imagine a more inspired destiny for myself" people who tune in to read your stuff on this site. I include myself in this sub group of people except I entertain myself now....yes indeed, a long time ago I was interested in Monkey;s cage, until the day he decided he needed me for fodder, and I realized my life and its capacity for interesting shit outreached anything he could come up with. I would hazard a guess there are a few people here who actually find me more interestng and entertaining than you, probably because with me they know what they are getting.

And you distorted and omitted key portions of what i said about Holly which was spoken in jest and she knows this which again is all that matters. You miss the point again but i am no longer surprised.


Moneky's da burg hatred is actually giving me a boner. Thats fucked up but possibly in a good way. Lemme call another hooker....

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I prefered this version of that speech

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whats up with hyde? I always thought he was good from what i can remember from before , hes a pedo?

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Bottom line, i am content to have Holly as a friend and simply admire/jerk off from afar. And I know she is honored by all of that...

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whats up with hyde? I always thought he was good from what i can remember from before , hes a pedo?

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whats up with hyde? I always thought he was good from what i can remember from before , hes a pedo?

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Yes.

Here he talks about the tightness of underage pussy

Here he insinuates that he fucked his best friends 8 y/o sister.

Some friend?

He's also insanely jealous of Burg and Willie. I think that's just hilarious. He has a very distorted view of self entitlement. He believes minorities like the handicapped and others should be socially and economically lower than himself.

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whats up with hyde? I always thought he was good from what i can remember from before , hes a pedo?

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Yes.

Here he talks about the tightness of underage pussy

Here he insinuates that he fucked his best friends 8 y/o sister.

Some friend?

He's also insanely jealous of Burg and Willie. I think that's just hilarious. He has a very distorted view of self entitlement. He believes minorities like the handicapped and others should be socially and economically lower than himself.

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Is it wrong that the most disturbing thing to me was the jealousy of da burg? I read those threads not sure about the friends sister part, its more creepy that hes drawn a line between the two.

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Oh boy, how to explain this to someone of your limited mental capacity...?? You see h2c, sometimes the big-brain people ( like your teachers at the special school ) use this thing called SARCASM when they talk. I know, it's a big word huh! "Sarcasm" is when someone says the opposite of what they really mean in order to emphasize their point. They think it makes them sound clever... but sometimes very special people like you don't understand it, and get confused. But here.. I'll give you an example:

"Yes h2c, you're absolutely right... when I'm not out serial raping, and setting off Amber Alerts across the country, I'm at home stewing in my envy towards Willie, for being a bitter drunken fatass, and Burg for his radiant charisma and shriveled, atrophied dick. I'm also envious of your keen, perceptive mind, dazzling personality, and richly satisfying sex life."

See how it works now h2c!!? Now go back to making macaroni necklaces, and try not to stab anyone in the eye with your scissors, ya fucking simp.

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This made me laugh Umm so you hate willie and burg?

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Ha, you can’t play that shit off as sarcasm now it’s way too late, you’ve been outed pedo.

You’re insanely jealous not because of their personality, but because of the breaks they’ve received (unjustly in your eyes) and you have not. Isn’t it a great coincidence that everyone you’ve attacked on this board is someone who is doing a whole lot better in life than yourself? With an attitude like yours, I'll bet your a huge racist to boot. You are as transparent as glass.

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I remember when the rule was you only get banned for spamming the board, posting or asking about kiddie porn shit or posting peoples real info (porn stars names,etc). All of a sudden people are getting banned left right and center

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