I wonder what a trip to the gynecologist is like for her? I would think that the doc would take one look at that tat and the next thing you know, he's putting on a bio-hazard suit.

Or better yet, she gets a boyfriend who thinks that shit is cool at first because he's banging a porn whore. And then one day when he's eating the pussy, it hits him. He's using his tongue to "make love" to her rancid pussy and all he can think of are the countless hundreds of ex-con dicks that have used it for a temporary parking spot over the years.

He gets up, goes to the garage and gets a bat. Next thing you know, Moblem is finishing this story.