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#301783 - 02/15/08 10:09 AM Fanmail from the edge
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Got some amusing fanmail to share with you guys, this first one is from a very satisfied customer... lol...




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#301784 - 02/15/08 10:12 AM Re: Fanmail from the edge
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We've been getting letters from this guy for years, I'm not exactly sure what his problem is but he believe's all porn should be black on black with all cum swallowing. He actually comes to the shows and once he got right into Mark Wood's face and started chewing him out about something or another. Probably that he's not black..




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#301785 - 02/15/08 10:15 AM Re: Fanmail from the edge
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We've been getting letters from this guy for years, I'm not exactly sure what his problem is but he believe's all porn should be black on black with all cum swallowing. He actually comes to the shows and once he got right into Mark Wood's face and started chewing him out about something or another. Probably that he's not black..






I call Bullshit: There's not a spelling or grammatical error anywhere in that letter.

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#301786 - 02/15/08 10:37 AM Re: Fanmail from the edge
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I feel left out that the fanmail iv sent hasnt been posted
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#301787 - 02/15/08 01:07 PM Re: Fanmail from the edge
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Fan mail #2 is like what if Applesaucer was black.
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#301788 - 02/15/08 01:14 PM Re: Fanmail from the edge
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what kind of person send a handwrited letters to a porn company?

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#301789 - 02/15/08 01:57 PM Re: Fanmail from the edge
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Tritone, you have anything to do with this?
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#301790 - 02/15/08 02:04 PM Re: Fanmail from the edge
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what kind of person send a handwrited letters to a porn company?




People in jail.
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#301791 - 02/15/08 02:46 PM Re: Fanmail from the edge
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We've been getting letters from this guy for years, I'm not exactly sure what his problem is but he believe's all porn should be black on black with all cum swallowing. He actually comes to the shows and once he got right into Mark Wood's face and started chewing him out about something or another. Probably that he's not black..







I had no idea Sister Fister was Canadian.
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#301792 - 02/15/08 04:05 PM Re: Fanmail from the edge
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Quote:

Quote:

what kind of person send a handwrited letters to a porn company?




People in jail.





do people in jail have access to porn?

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#301793 - 02/16/08 04:42 AM Re: Fanmail from the edge
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Maybe its just Byron Long trying to generate some more work.

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#301794 - 02/16/08 07:49 AM Re: Fanmail from the edge
Holly Randall Offline
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Quote:

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what kind of person send a handwrited letters to a porn company?




People in jail.




I had a friend in jail, and the rule used to be that they could look at porn magazines minus the penetration-- and that included toys. So pages including penetration shots were removed.


do people in jail have access to porn?


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#301795 - 02/16/08 02:16 PM Re: Fanmail from the edge
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Quote:

Quote:

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what kind of person send a handwrited letters to a porn company?




People in jail.


Some do, depends on the prison you are in, some even have profiles. Not internet access, just computers to write letters back and forth.


do people in jail have access to porn?



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#301796 - 03/03/08 08:50 AM More fanmail from the edge
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Jeff showed me this one today, it's classic as well. I wonder what the deal is with this recent cluster of remorseful folks??





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#301797 - 03/03/08 09:03 AM Re: More fanmail from the edge
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Truly, these are no good for the inner man...




Sounds like Longshot's back to pracicing Buddhism again.

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#301798 - 03/03/08 09:03 AM Re: More fanmail from the edge
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I blame Marcus' board- all the black people there are turning away from porn
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#301799 - 03/03/08 09:33 AM Re: More fanmail from the edge
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Jeff showed me this one today, it's classic as well. I wonder what the deal is with this recent cluster of remorseful folks??







How long after the movies were ordered did he send that email?
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#301800 - 03/03/08 09:33 AM Re: More fanmail from the edge
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Certainly a self-recriminating SIMP

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#301801 - 03/03/08 10:32 AM Re: More fanmail from the edge
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Is it wrong to bring up the fact that there is a Daniel D. Williams at the Union Theological Seminary in Manhattan???

It's not him ... [cough] ... but ....
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#301802 - 03/03/08 11:57 AM Re: More fanmail from the edge
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did he wrote the letter with a typing machine ?

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#301803 - 03/03/08 11:59 AM Re: More fanmail from the edge
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Quote:

Jeff showed me this one today, it's classic as well. I wonder what the deal is with this recent cluster of remorseful folks??








Inner Man would be a great title for a gay creampie movie.
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#301804 - 03/03/08 12:22 PM Re: More fanmail from the edge
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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did he wrote the letter with a typing machine ?






You mean a typewriter??

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#301805 - 03/03/08 12:26 PM Re: More fanmail from the edge
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Ahhh, the Ted Kaczynski model 101. Hell of a machine.

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#301806 - 03/03/08 02:25 PM Re: More fanmail from the edge
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Quote:

Quote:

did he wrote the letter with a typing machine ?






is the same thing

You mean a typewriter??





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#301807 - 03/03/08 04:41 PM Re: Fanmail from the edge
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Quote:

Quote:

what kind of person send a handwrited letters to a porn company?




People in jail.




People in jail don't have pens. All their letters, unless they are on an honor farm or something like it, are written in pencil. It's that nasty tendency to make tattoo ink out of anything that keeps the pens from the "behind the walls" institutions.
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#301808 - 03/03/08 10:12 PM Re: Fanmail from the edge
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do people in jail have access to porn?




In prison they shoot their own scenes.

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#301809 - 03/04/08 12:48 AM Re: Fanmail from the edge
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Quote:

Quote:



do people in jail have access to porn?




In prison they shoot their own scenes.





That keeps the costs down.

There is no need for a camera - not even one without a tape for a "test shoot".
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#301810 - 03/04/08 08:37 PM Re: Fanmail from the edge
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

what kind of person send a handwrited letters to a porn company?




People in jail.




People in jail don't have pens. All their letters, unless they are on an honor farm or something like it, are written in pencil. It's that nasty tendency to make tattoo ink out of anything that keeps the pens from the "behind the walls" institutions.



You're soooo wrong, many many many jails allow PENS, the men have lots of colored pens also.

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#301811 - 03/04/08 10:07 PM Re: Fanmail from the edge
damaged Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

what kind of person send a handwrited letters to a porn company?




People in jail.




People in jail don't have pens. All their letters, unless they are on an honor farm or something like it, are written in pencil. It's that nasty tendency to make tattoo ink out of anything that keeps the pens from the "behind the walls" institutions.



You're soooo wrong, many many many jails allow PENS, the men have lots of colored pens also.




Well, times have changed. I've been in about 15/20 county lockups and 3 cdc prisons and not a single one allowed pens when I was there.
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#301812 - 03/04/08 10:14 PM Re: Fanmail from the edge
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I didn't know that the Center for Disease Control had their own prisons.

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#301813 - 03/05/08 02:03 AM Re: Fanmail from the edge
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:


Well, times have changed. I've been in about 15/20 county lockups and 3 cdc prisons and not a single one allowed pens when I was there.




If that's not a ringing endorsement for XPT, then I don't know what is.
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#301814 - 03/05/08 03:18 AM Re: Fanmail from the edge
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I didn't know that the Center for Disease Control had their own prisons.




That's what I was thinking. What would one have to do to end up there?
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#301815 - 03/05/08 07:12 AM Re: Fanmail from the edge
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Quote:

Quote:

I didn't know that the Center for Disease Control had their own prisons.




That's what I was thinking. What would one have to do to end up there?




In my case be a dope fiend and a lousy criminal. Been sober over 12 years and now I am just so damn lucky to call xtp home.
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#301816 - 03/07/08 08:51 PM Re: More fanmail from the edge
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Inner Man would be a great title for a gay creampie movie.




Has "katrina" PM'd kudos to you yet?
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