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When you go in for your wife's green card interview, make sure to bring in a copy of your wedding pictures, not the other set of pictures.
Make sure to show she's the beneficiary of your life insurance policy, not the beneficiary of your STD disability insurance policy.
Bring in a w-2 in her name with a respectable corporate name, not a 1099 from a corporation calling itself "meatholes".
And make sure to get a picture of yourself with the hearing officer to show us you made yourself another "friend".

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Jeez paperchase. You seem very preoccupied with Mr. Irons' 'green card' situation. What's the cause of that preoccupation? Was your application rejected because of lack of intelligence?

So far, Mr. Irons' considerable contribution to this board has been both funny and strokeworthy. Unfortunately, I can't say the same thing about you.