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#301712 - 02/15/08 07:25 AM
Brandon Iron Chat! Wednesday Feb 20, 2008 @ 7pm PT
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Registered: 03/12/03
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Brandon AKA Monsieur will be our special guest for an online chat session on Wednesday Feb 20 @ 7pm PT in the chat room!
We hope you'll all attend!
UPDATE! HERE'S THE TRANSCRIPT:
http://www.xxxporntalk.com/transcripts/brandonirontranscript_022008.txt
Malice
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#301714 - 02/15/08 07:35 AM
Re: Brandon Iron Chat! Wednesday Feb 20, 2008 @ 7p
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Nobody need bother showing up. Malice can just post the transcript of Brandon and his aliases chatting with each other afterwards.
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#301715 - 02/15/08 02:02 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Chat! Wednesday Feb 20, 2008 @ 7pm PT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Is Brandon looking for feedback on the ladies he hires or did he think I said feedbag?
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#301716 - 02/15/08 02:07 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Chat! Wednesday Feb 20, 2008 @ 7p
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Is Brandon looking for feedback on the ladies he hires or did he think I said feedbag?
You could have trusted me with that one Gia- If you'd lobbed it near the plate I would have knocked it out of the park!
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#301718 - 02/16/08 02:06 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Chat! Wednesday Feb 20, 2008 @ 7p
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
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Can we talk about Canada?
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#301722 - 02/16/08 10:20 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Chat! Wednesday Feb 20, 2008 @ 7p
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The United Nations ranked it as Best Place to Live many years
Yes I can imagine. Canada is an awesome place!
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#301723 - 02/16/08 11:37 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Chat! Wednesday Feb 20, 2008 @ 7p
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/30/07
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If I was going to attend the chat, I'd ask you if you ever showed your work to your parents and, if you did, how did they react?
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#301725 - 02/21/08 08:49 AM
Re: Brandon Iron Chat! Wednesday Feb 20, 2008 @ 7p
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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It was funny. Guapo showed up and called Brandon a bitch-ho and tried to get his digits. Then Burg came in and started typing about hookers and meth and ben posted smilies the entire time.
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#301727 - 02/21/08 11:22 AM
Re: Brandon Iron Chat! Wednesday Feb 20, 2008 @ 7p
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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Great chat. Every once in a while Brandon would leave his computer to go do something else, but no one seemed to notice he stopped talking.
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#301728 - 02/21/08 04:12 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Chat! Wednesday Feb 20, 2008 @ 7p
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Porn Jesus
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[20:11] <+Brandon> I still have much to learn about STDs. Everything someone else has that I don't have, I get jelous.
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#301737 - 02/26/08 10:48 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Chat! Wednesday Feb 20, 2008 @ 7p
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It was funny. Guapo showed up and called Brandon a bitch-ho and tried to get his digits. Then Burg came in and started typing about hookers and meth and ben posted smilies the entire time.
yall got imposters up in them chats. why the fuck i wanna chat with alec james? nigga fuck alec james he real boring.
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#301740 - 02/29/08 01:37 AM
Re: Brandon Iron Chat! Wednesday Feb 20, 2008 @ 7p
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#301743 - 02/29/08 11:31 AM
Re: Brandon Iron Chat! Wednesday Feb 20, 2008 @ 7p
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I keep work separate from my personal life. As soon as you get either, you'll understand.
Awesome. I still hate you but just, wow.
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#301746 - 02/29/08 12:04 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Chat! Wednesday Feb 20, 2008 @ 7p
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I keep work separate from my personal life. As soon as you get either, you'll understand.
Snap!
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Coming from someone who probably whored himself out to get a green card, I don't think think that applies, eh?
Not so snap. 
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#301748 - 02/29/08 02:07 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Chat! Wednesday Feb 20, 2008 @ 7p
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
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Brandon, Did Attell know who you were?
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#301749 - 02/29/08 02:23 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Chat! Wednesday Feb 20, 2008 @ 7p
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I would like to imagine all of Brandon's photos with mainstream celebrities are set up the same way: Brandon: Hi, I'm Brandon Irons, you probably don't recognize me, otherwise you would have walked away by now. Would you mind posing for a photo with me? I love your work by the way. "Star": Why thank you, I don't mind taking a photo with you at all. Brandon: Thanks bud! Uhm, would you mind just crouching down a bit so you can get into the shot? My 'niece' with the cell phone camera will take it. "Star": What did you say you did again? Brandon: Uhm, Pharmaceuticals. Thanks, gotta go. 
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#301750 - 02/29/08 02:37 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Chat! Wednesday Feb 20, 2008 @ 7p
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Cleetus: Dave said he had seen some stuff I was in, that's all. I gave him some JM Productions dvds. He said thanks and arranged for a seat on the stage. I drank some beers from the Green Room and had a great time. Afterwards, he bought pizza for a big group of people, I said thank you very much, and then it was back to LA.
Soopergrizz: Yup! That's EXACTLY how it goes down, my friend. I enjoy getting out and doing things. Try it, you might like it, too. If you want to catch Iron Maiden in concert, I met a bigshot from Live Nation who can get great seats. If we go and meet the band, I'll be sure to get a pic.  Honestly, it's just nice to be introduced to some people who do cool things.
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#301751 - 02/29/08 02:47 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Chat! Wednesday Feb 20, 2008 @ 7p
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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As a general rule mixing with interesting creative people tends to lead to a more enriching and fulfilled life.
Alternatively, there are the mouth-breathing 40 year-olds living in their parents' basements jering off to your work product (not that there's anything wrong with that).
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#301754 - 02/29/08 04:12 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Chat! Wednesday Feb 20, 2008 @ 7p
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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So that's what happened to Sierra Sinn
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#301755 - 02/29/08 04:16 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Chat! Wednesday Feb 20, 2008 @ 7p
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
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fucking brandon irons chat, i posted while getting out of the shower and putting on clothes (i think i was stongy) i was forced to goto dinner even though i had food poisoning and threatened that i might get sick, after the fondue and charcuterie board i order a 97 dollar 40 day dry aged ribeye, and before the food gets there i throw up AT THE TABLE potentially the most embarassing thing ever, as im standing up i throw up again, luckily private booth with doors, but i got the fuck out of there, plus side the truffle mac and steak was great the next day, negative side i almost beat my gf to death, thanks irons oh btw you type like an 8 year old in terms of speed, and not the smart kind of 8 year old.
edit id also like to thank the unlv dining hall
Edited by ranathan (02/29/08 04:20 PM)
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#301756 - 02/29/08 04:23 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Chat! Wednesday Feb 20, 2008 @ 7p
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So that's what happened to Sierra Sinn
Much respect for that one.
Ranathan: I was taking breaks to play with Kora Cummings. Tony is having me come back very soon. He said something about being the first to be inducted into the Million Unit Seller Club. Not sure what that means.
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#301761 - 03/02/08 03:51 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Chat! Wednesday Feb 20, 2008 @ 7p
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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Didn't one of those anti-immigration pundits blame foreigners for the rise in leprosy?
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#301766 - 03/02/08 10:01 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Chat! Wednesday Feb 20, 2008 @ 7p
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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Brando, please give us her name, otherwise Fatty won't be able to index the videos properly.
BTW, she looks good, does she take it in the pooper?
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#301768 - 03/03/08 09:50 AM
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