I got a little excited when I read "they really should strip me... ". Then it got gay.
I'm sure the parents are happy to hear you're getting the most out of your overpriced post-secondary education. Or are you able to cover tuition entirely with cross-dressing, toe-sucking slave money?
[ btw, 34Cs are tits... when they're not all saggy and pancakey. ]
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