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Cowards, afraid to go out alone.



Why don't you set the example?



Dude, I'm flattered that you have randomly picked me to harass for no apparent reason.

It's kind of cool to know that no matter what I post, you'll have some inane and meaningless negative comment to make.
I've never had a "Fan" before. Even one that suffers from a severely limited mental capacity, so I won't hold that against you.

I'm so psyched! I can't wait to read your response. I'm printing them out and sticking them to the wall. Sometimes I try to guess how big my collection will eventually get.
All my friends are envious, none of them have fans or stalkers of their own so this makes me a little bit of a celebrity in my social circle.

If you like, I can send you an autographed photo. I know that stuff like that can be important to computer bound, shut-in, loners like yourself.

And please, when you do finally "take the plunge" at your neighborhood Mall or Public School, make sure to mention me in your manifesto/suicide note. Like all celebrities, I enjoy the attention.

Thank you for being such a dedicated admirer of mine.
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!