I bid 2 grand.


Did I win?


I really want to have her lean back, open her mouth and allow me to pour Grey goose down her throat. Then read her "The Cat In The Hat", followed by "Da Burglar's Guide to Prostate Health, Part 1: Masturbate frequently, preferably into a hot chick's mouth."

I think Zoe said I am cute enough to look up at while spooging into an open mouth, certainly cuter than the large smelly black men whose semen Teagan has had to gobble on film. And for less than 2 grand I bet....


Do I win now? hello, Bornyo??? HELLO!?!?!?!?