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#301592 - 02/14/08 12:19 PM
Win a Valentines Date with Teagan!!!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Send a short (100 words or less) essay telling why you should win an all expenses paid Valentines Dream Date with Teagan Presley. Who knows- you just might win!!!!send essays to gdclyde@yahoo.com 
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#301593 - 02/14/08 12:46 PM
Re: Win a Valentines Date with Teagan!!!!
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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"cuz i want to lick her pussy." seven words... short but to the point.
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#301594 - 02/14/08 12:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Well, send it in you might just win.
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#301596 - 02/14/08 01:20 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
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Writing an essay seems like a lot of work, though. Maybe I could just steal a romantic line from Sixteen Candles . You know, something like "The Donger needs food!".
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#301598 - 02/14/08 02:01 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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Teagan - I see that you've started your career doing some feature dancing. Will you be available for private 'dances' with your fans while on tour? If so, what is your schedule?
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#301602 - 02/14/08 03:16 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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I'll send her a letter that says as ugly as I is, at least im not black. you think this IR dodging cumdumpster would respond ?
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#301604 - 02/14/08 03:40 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
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you think this IR dodging cumdumpster would respond ?
Coochie's friends with Tritone???
That seems to be a safe conclusion to jump to.
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#301605 - 02/14/08 05:33 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/30/07
Posts: 210
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are the STDs included or do they get you on the extra charges for those?
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#301607 - 02/14/08 05:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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That would be comedy if the box-cover was a total bait and switch and she was with two white guys in the scene instead.
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#301608 - 02/14/08 05:43 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/02/08
Posts: 143
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Send a short (100 words or less) essay telling why you should win an all expenses paid Valentines Dream Date with Teagan Presley.
Who knows- you just might win!!!!
send essays to gdclyde@yahoo.com
I respect you with all my heart for not getting a tit job.
Do I win?
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#301610 - 02/14/08 05:48 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/30/07
Posts: 210
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Image number 10 is pretty funny. Did he think there would be no camera present for the rape?
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#301613 - 02/14/08 11:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I bid 2 grand.
Did I win?
I really want to have her lean back, open her mouth and allow me to pour Grey goose down her throat. Then read her "The Cat In The Hat", followed by "Da Burglar's Guide to Prostate Health, Part 1: Masturbate frequently, preferably into a hot chick's mouth."
I think Zoe said I am cute enough to look up at while spooging into an open mouth, certainly cuter than the large smelly black men whose semen Teagan has had to gobble on film. And for less than 2 grand I bet.... 
Do I win now? hello, Bornyo??? HELLO!?!?!?!?
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#301615 - 02/16/08 10:56 AM
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Zip Coon
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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IR dodging cumdumpster
Well, she I'll give you "cumdumpster."
Ahhh.. one of her finest moments.
Nothing like a fresh, young, beautiful white starlet going IR. I mean right at the start of her career -- not later in some comeback when she's all ragged and stuff.
She can dodge forever and I'll still be OK with her cause she went black when it counted!!!!
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#301617 - 02/16/08 03:09 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/30/07
Posts: 210
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I thought her first anal scene was with Erik Everhard, she definitely was in discomfort in that one, he then made her pull out all the cum with her fingers and eat it all. She looked disgusted, she was dressed in a purple little suit, cant remember the name, she was very young when she did this one and had all natural everything, down to the nose.
you're a poet.
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