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Ego stroking will get you everywhere. As for kami, hit the gym fatty. I love saying that.

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Hey monkey before you insult Kami...is it jealously that you are a studdering masturbating twit who couldn't score with a fistfull of hundreds in a whore house? Or because Kami just finds you hideously disgusting (like most of people do?) (Kami you look fucking awesome... ignore the Smelly Gay Anal Pirate --- who is obsessed with Scott Fayner

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Subject: Baby come back, i was wrong and i just can't live
From: smelly monkey

without you. I want to pour melted butter all over your genitals and start licking from the bottom of your scrotom and all the way up until every last drop is in my belly. I want to then cover you in pink feathers and watch you jump for hours in bed. I know these were some of the fantasies you had when we met some many years ago on that beach in monte bahgo and at the time i wasn't sexual experienced enough to begin to tackle those types of sexual adventures, but a lot has changed since then and if they still float your boat then i want to be your sea.

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you going to la erotica?

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If so i would like to meet you, would you me?.

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hey when you in la?
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I was serious about hanging out dood, it would be kewl to meet the real burg, you up for it?.



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From: smelly monkey
did you ever sleep with a baseball bat in one hand and a red apple in the other only to be awoken (??0 by a chinese man holding a bible, do you enjoy the feel of an orange juice bath , do you shave with a pink ladies leg razor?, have you hired before, you know, that kind , does it make you feel , feel, feel, hmmm, one moment, can you sometimes taste a sweet fruity taste in the air, it arrives on it own then disappears, its quite strange, one of the many wonders of life, theres no reason or explanation, you know what i mean?, so when we going to meet up?




Re: hey when you in la?
From: smelly monkey
I have had sex with cody, she has a nice chubby vagina but doesn't look after it well, she too uses a pink leg razor, when are you in la next would love to catch up and meet, ive heard a lot about you. Let's Tag Team Hailey Young if you are not too busy, but I am kinda short Cash wise this month Burg. Can You Spot me my $100 contribution to our evening with Hailey, I will let you go first so you dont have to worry about sloppy seconds...then again, AFter American Bukkake and all that she has filmed, what are we up to or on at this point with her? Sloppy Fourthousand fivehundred twentysix's????

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hey when you in la?
From: smelly monkey
I was serious about hanging out dood, it would be kewl to meet the real burg, you up for it?.



Re: hey when you in la?
From: smelly monkey
did you ever sleep with a baseball bat in one hand and a red apple in the other only to be awoken (??0 by a chinese man holding a bible, do you enjoy the feel of an orange juice bath , do you shave with a pink ladies leg razor?, have you hired before, you know, that kind , does it make you feel , feel, feel, hmmm, one moment, can you sometimes taste a sweet fruity taste in the air, it arrives on it own then disappears, its quite strange, one of the many wonders of life, theres no reason or explanation, you know what i mean?, so when we going to meet up?




Re: hey when you in la?
From: smelly monkey
I have had sex with cody, she has a nice chubby vagina but doesn't look after it well, she too uses a pink leg razor, when are you in la next would love to catch up and meet, ive heard a lot about you. Let's Tag Team Hailey Young if you are not too busy, but I am kinda short Cash wise this month Burg. Can You Spot me my $100 contribution to our evening with Hailey, I will let you go first so you dont have to worry about sloppy seconds...then again, AFter American Bukkake and all that she has filmed, what are we up to or on at this point with her? Sloppy Fourthousand fivehundred twentysix's????

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lies all lies, ive never used a until now and hailey does nothing for me, i haven't drunk orange juice since 1994 and i don't even know what a pink razor is, and i dislike chinese people, have no idea who cody is and the only person i know who uses the term dood is monstar.

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hey when you in la?
From: smelly monkey
I was serious about hanging out dood, it would be kewl to meet the real burg, you up for it?.



Re: hey when you in la?
From: smelly monkey
did you ever sleep with a baseball bat in one hand and a red apple in the other only to be awoken (??0 by a chinese man holding a bible, do you enjoy the feel of an orange juice bath , do you shave with a pink ladies leg razor?, have you hired before, you know, that kind , does it make you feel , feel, feel, hmmm, one moment, can you sometimes taste a sweet fruity taste in the air, it arrives on it own then disappears, its quite strange, one of the many wonders of life, theres no reason or explanation, you know what i mean?, so when we going to meet up?




Re: hey when you in la?
From: smelly monkey
I have had sex with cody, she has a nice chubby vagina but doesn't look after it well, she too uses a pink leg razor, when are you in la next would love to catch up and meet, ive heard a lot about you. Let's Tag Team Hailey Young if you are not too busy, but I am kinda short Cash wise this month Burg. Can You Spot me my $100 contribution to our evening with Hailey, I will let you go first so you dont have to worry about sloppy seconds...then again, AFter American Bukkake and all that she has filmed, what are we up to or on at this point with her? Sloppy Fourthousand fivehundred twentysix's????

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lies all lies, ive never used a until now and hailey does nothing for me, i haven't drunk orange juice since 1994 and i don't even know what a pink razor is, and i dislike chinese people, have no idea who cody is and the only person i know who uses the term dood is monstar.

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So....Monstar Controls all your Internet Online Accounts too, just like Stormy and Courtstar. You are a client of the Star factory afterall....I didnt see that one coming....MONSTAR is Smelly Monkey, Smelly Monkey is Native American....

What's Smelly Monkey's Indian nickname/moniker, ala 'Dances with Wolves'? 'Antagonizing Apeshitter?' "Lies with both Hands"? Or Something simple and classic, Like "10 Testicles" (meaning he has a lot of balls)....

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So....Monstar Controls all your Internet Online Accounts too, just like Stormy and Courtstar. You are a client of the Star factory afterall....I didnt see that one coming....MONSTAR is Smelly Monkey, Smelly Monkey is Native American....

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hey when you in la?
From: smelly monkey
I was serious about hanging out dood, it would be kewl to meet the real burg, you up for it?.



Re: hey when you in la?
From: smelly monkey
did you ever sleep with a baseball bat in one hand and a red apple in the other only to be awoken (??0 by a chinese man holding a bible, do you enjoy the feel of an orange juice bath , do you shave with a pink ladies leg razor?, have you hired before, you know, that kind , does it make you feel , feel, feel, hmmm, one moment, can you sometimes taste a sweet fruity taste in the air, it arrives on it own then disappears, its quite strange, one of the many wonders of life, theres no reason or explanation, you know what i mean?, so when we going to meet up?




Re: hey when you in la?
From: smelly monkey
I have had sex with cody, she has a nice chubby vagina but doesn't look after it well, she too uses a pink leg razor, when are you in la next would love to catch up and meet, ive heard a lot about you. Let's Tag Team Hailey Young if you are not too busy, but I am kinda short Cash wise this month Burg. Can You Spot me my $100 contribution to our evening with Hailey, I will let you go first so you dont have to worry about sloppy seconds...then again, AFter American Bukkake and all that she has filmed, what are we up to or on at this point with her? Sloppy Fourthousand fivehundred twentysix's????

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lies all lies, ive never used a until now and hailey does nothing for me, i haven't drunk orange juice since 1994 and i don't even know what a pink razor is, and i dislike chinese people, have no idea who cody is and the only person i know who uses the term dood is monstar.

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So....Monstar Controls all your Internet Online Accounts too, just like Stormy and Courtstar. You are a client of the Star factory afterall....I didnt see that one coming....MONSTAR is Smelly Monkey, Smelly Monkey is Native American....

What's Smelly Monkey's Indian nickname/moniker, ala 'Dances with Wolves'? 'Antagonizing Apeshitter?' "Lies with both Hands"? Or Something simple and classic, Like "10 Testicles" (meaning he has a lot of balls)....

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hey when you in la?
From: smelly monkey
I was serious about hanging out dood, it would be kewl to meet the real burg, you up for it?.



Re: hey when you in la?
From: smelly monkey
did you ever sleep with a baseball bat in one hand and a red apple in the other only to be awoken (??0 by a chinese man holding a bible, do you enjoy the feel of an orange juice bath , do you shave with a pink ladies leg razor?, have you hired before, you know, that kind , does it make you feel , feel, feel, hmmm, one moment, can you sometimes taste a sweet fruity taste in the air, it arrives on it own then disappears, its quite strange, one of the many wonders of life, theres no reason or explanation, you know what i mean?, so when we going to meet up?




Re: hey when you in la?
From: smelly monkey
I have had sex with cody, she has a nice chubby vagina but doesn't look after it well, she too uses a pink leg razor, when are you in la next would love to catch up and meet, ive heard a lot about you. Let's Tag Team Hailey Young if you are not too busy, but I am kinda short Cash wise this month Burg. Can You Spot me my $100 contribution to our evening with Hailey, I will let you go first so you dont have to worry about sloppy seconds...then again, AFter American Bukkake and all that she has filmed, what are we up to or on at this point with her? Sloppy Fourthousand fivehundred twentysix's????

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lies all lies, ive never used a until now and hailey does nothing for me, i haven't drunk orange juice since 1994 and i don't even know what a pink razor is, and i dislike chinese people, have no idea who cody is and the only person i know who uses the term dood is monstar.

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So....Monstar Controls all your Internet Online Accounts too, just like Stormy and Courtstar. You are a client of the Star factory afterall....I didnt see that one coming....MONSTAR is Smelly Monkey, Smelly Monkey is Native American....

What's Smelly Monkey's Indian nickname/moniker, ala 'Dances with Wolves'? 'Antagonizing Apeshitter?' "Lies with both Hands"? Or Something simple and classic, Like "10 Testicles" (meaning he has a lot of balls)....

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For 2.6 seconds I was actually considering it, there was a brief momentary glimmer of good will and "In the name of XPT humor"-comraderie that seemed to be emanating from your posts the last 24 hours, but its gone now, back to black hatred and hopes that you will be stung by a Bee in your Carotid and suffer a stroke that leaves you completely paralyzed but Fully conscious and aware, with a perpetual Hardon as the part of your brain that controls erections gets stuck and there is nothing you can do about it, except have the doctors drain your hardon permanently.

I am serious, come within 10 feet of me in Vegas and I am going to fracture your pelvis with a head on wheelchair tackle/collision and shatter both patellas with a cue-ball.

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I love you again, want to hang out next time youre in la?. I've heard a lot about you, holla at your boy, love monkey.

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Subject: hey
From: smelly monkey
Date: 10/25/2006 3:33am
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Im coming to LA in a little over a month, want to hang out when i come?. Im meeting up with da burg figured it was a good chance to mend two birds with one bandage, holla monk.

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...Smelly Monkey is Native American....

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I love you again, want to hang out next time youre in la?. I've heard a lot about you, holla at your boy, love monkey.

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Stay the fuck away from me you cocksucking weirdo, I'm sick of your taint rubbing off on me simply because I choose to frequent the same shooting range/karaoke bar-lounge/online brothel/'loony bin' (XPT is all of those and more) as you....fuck off, you social retard/moral imbecile. Gen Padova was right about you, your breath stinks....

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Hi

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We have something in common. We both hate Da Burglar.

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From: jrv

Stop insulting my mother, you can say what you want about me but leave her out of it. I don't masturbate on her when she is asleep, I don't watch her when she showers and I certainly don't slip her date rape drugs to take advantage of her when shes passed out.

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I bring a different look to the board, granted most of the time im an asshole which i know and embrace about myself there are times, moments have you when i show brilliance, where i say something that hits a cord one way or another with a lot of readers, where i say something that others either won't say or are afraid to say, i don't care. For that reason alone it wouldn't be smart to ban me, and all the people that hate me still read and reply to the stuff i post, they are drawn to the monkey, against their own will and better judgement. Considering this is the only board i post on if people want to read the monkey they have to come here, it isn't anywhere else, if they don't want to read me then there is many other boards they can go to. Yet this board has the most and best posters of any porn chat forums, that might not be because of me , my ego isn't that huge but its a place where you can say everything and anything without the threats of being banned. Where you swami are very replaceable, your qualities are minimal at best, top 10's and un necessarily long insults that went out of fashion as soon as the movie white men can't jump hit the shelves at your video store, so to me your opinion doesn't count, pointless and useless, not even worthy of a knife fight.

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Getting PM's from my sweet Smelly Monkey makes my day everytime! I honestly don't think sweetness could PM me enough... <3



I'm loving teh beard...

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