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#30081 - 06/06/04 06:28 AM
Monkey sending Private Messages?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Is anyone else getting hallucinogenic PMs from the Monkey?
I don't care myself, but if he's pestering newbies who don't know to ignore him that's more of an issue.
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#30082 - 06/06/04 07:39 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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ive been getting them... i just usually ignore and dont respond
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#30083 - 06/06/04 07:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Good, I am glad it wasn't just me. Actually the message was quite humorous but I could see how such things could bother people who don't get his sense of humor or are new to the board. Just take what he says with a grain of salt. Actually it would be better if he was going to do that to just post on the board instead. He must be done with his self imposed exile by now anyway. 
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#30084 - 06/06/04 12:32 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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I got two. They were amusing.
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#30085 - 06/06/04 01:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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My exile is over, i apologized to the new guy who wasn't aware of me. Damn fool jrv, he accepted it and we would like to move on we have a long season ahead and we should just put this behind us?. Good news is, i have now had some sleep. 
jrv i didn't send you any private message so i don't know what your complaining about. Is it because you are upset that i didn't send you any?
Edited by smelly monkey (06/06/04 01:42 PM)
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#30086 - 06/07/04 06:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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Someone post one,if fact EVERYONE should post them.Lets take a look at what the monkey is doing in private. 
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#30089 - 06/07/04 02:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Monkey you originally said that you didn't send JRV any PMs what happened did you feel bad and send one later I deleted the couple he sent me right after I read and responded to them.
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#30091 - 06/07/04 02:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Did anyone take you up on your offers?
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#30097 - 06/12/04 10:20 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 39
Loc: 2 Feet From Hell
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geez and I only got a mean one, guess that means that the homo monkey doesn't wanna bone down on this smokin hot ass.... just my luck. Guess I will just have to run right into a brick wall and pray that the idiot takes notice. I see a PM from him and he is probably begging for forgiveness for all his past transgressions, but I am gonna make my little bitch sit and wait for me to open it. Ya gotten punish em a little to let em know who's the master.
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#30100 - 06/12/04 06:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Is that a recent one or the one from earlier in the week?
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#30101 - 06/12/04 06:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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I think i raised a valid point. Where does straight end and gay begin, maybe i should ask someone who would know this answer. Rob longhot and chico are qualified to answer it, guys?.
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#30104 - 06/13/04 06:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Jrv is a liar and a fraud. Don't believe anything he writes, he is just trying to tarnish the great monkey name. Bush knows what im talking about. JRV hates freedom.
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#30106 - 06/13/04 06:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Two in one day. Quote:
Subject: you big meanie
From: smelly monkey
Stop be so mean to me. How can you hurt someone who loves you so. You could be my next fayner, cherrish that though and holla back, i bring all my own fish in case you needed to know.
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#30109 - 06/14/04 02:38 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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You shouldn't have milk with fish.
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#30111 - 06/14/04 03:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Never under estimate the hilarity of the immature thread. I don't. Smoked salmon is the best fish to use, add a little lemon and eat it off your partners body, its nice, flat , smooth and ready to eat. Good stuff.
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#30113 - 06/14/04 11:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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It reminds me of a Little Rascals routine: one rascal :"Don't drink the milk" Another rascal: "why" to which the reply is: "it's spoiled" 
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#30114 - 06/14/04 12:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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Is anyone else getting hallucinogenic PMs from the Monkey?
I don't care myself, but if he's pestering newbies who don't know to ignore him that's more of an issue.
Yes. BAN the sonuvabitch, I say.
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#30117 - 06/14/04 02:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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[God damn you smartt. I never send your grotty brazilian ass any private messages
YES YOU DID. I deleted them without even reading.
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#30118 - 06/14/04 02:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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You talk out of your backside, i try and avoid you on this board, last thing i want to do is send you private messages, you have the sense of humor of a grapefruit , having a one on one talk with you would be as productive as talking to a wall, not very.
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#30120 - 06/14/04 03:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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I second the ban for Smelly Monkey. He has nothing to offer, is a studdering, masturbating to Scott Fayner, living in mom's basement, flaming gay, ignorant jackass who ruins every forum he enters... just ban the sonnofabitch!
I bring a different look to the board, granted most of the time im an asshole which i know and embrace about myself there are times, moments have you when i show brilliance, where i say something that hits a cord one way or another with a lot of readers, where i say something that others either won't say or are afraid to say, i don't care. For that reason alone it wouldn't be smart to ban me, and all the people that hate me still read and reply to the stuff i post, they are drawn to the monkey, against their own will and better judgement. Considering this is the only board i post on if people want to read the monkey they have to come here, it isn't anywhere else, if they don't want to read me then there is many other boards they can go to. Yet this board has the most and best posters of any porn chat forums, that might not be because of me , my ego isn't that huge but its a place where you can say everything and anything without the threats of being banned. Where you swami are very replaceable, your qualities are minimal at best, top 10's and un necessarily long insults that went out of fashion as soon as the movie white men can't jump hit the shelves at your video store, so to me your opinion doesn't count, pointless and useless, not even worthy of a knife fight.
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#30125 - 06/15/04 06:28 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Long live Monkey.
Monkey says some things I disagree with strongly. He says things I think are mean. But I think the same about other posters, too. Many times he says things that others are thinking, even if he does it a bit harshly. I mean really, how many top ten threads are you gonna post?
His posts are also some of the most clever and amusing on here. His online personality can't hurt anyone. If feelings get hurt, then most likely the nerve was raw way before Monkey came along.
I understand why you dislike him so much, Swami. But your reaction just instigates him.
I personally think Monkey's banning would hurt the board rather than help it. But what do I know?
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#30126 - 06/15/04 09:12 AM
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Whoremaster
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#30128 - 06/15/04 10:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I sort of expected you to realize that my being against the banning of Monkey in no way means that I agree with anything he has said about you.
Slurp.... slurp....
That's alright I'd slurp on her ass too if got the chance. If she'd let me I'd suck her ass so hard she'd have to open her mouth to keep her eyes from hitting the back of her skull. 
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#30129 - 06/15/04 10:30 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Actually, the was intended to imply that I was laughing.
I would slurp it, though.
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