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hey when you in la?
From: smelly monkey
I was serious about hanging out dood, it would be kewl to meet the real burg, you up for it?.



Re: hey when you in la?
From: smelly monkey
did you ever sleep with a baseball bat in one hand and a red apple in the other only to be awoken (??0 by a chinese man holding a bible, do you enjoy the feel of an orange juice bath , do you shave with a pink ladies leg razor?, have you hired before, you know, that kind , does it make you feel , feel, feel, hmmm, one moment, can you sometimes taste a sweet fruity taste in the air, it arrives on it own then disappears, its quite strange, one of the many wonders of life, theres no reason or explanation, you know what i mean?, so when we going to meet up?




Re: hey when you in la?
From: smelly monkey
I have had sex with cody, she has a nice chubby vagina but doesn't look after it well, she too uses a pink leg razor, when are you in la next would love to catch up and meet, ive heard a lot about you. Let's Tag Team Hailey Young if you are not too busy, but I am kinda short Cash wise this month Burg. Can You Spot me my $100 contribution to our evening with Hailey, I will let you go first so you dont have to worry about sloppy seconds...then again, AFter American Bukkake and all that she has filmed, what are we up to or on at this point with her? Sloppy Fourthousand fivehundred twentysix's????

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lies all lies, ive never used a until now and hailey does nothing for me, i haven't drunk orange juice since 1994 and i don't even know what a pink razor is, and i dislike chinese people, have no idea who cody is and the only person i know who uses the term dood is monstar.