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That No-Knead Bread recipe is the best evar. I think even Panzer could make some delicious home-made bread if, like a four year-old, he could be trusted to simply follow the directions.



It would be an interesting test, but Panzer would fail because: 1) does not own any cookware as suggested by the recipe, therefore would use a 1 quart aluminum saucepan that he found in a dumpster and 2) would grow impatient with the 12-24 rest time. Therefore, he would create the world's largest burnt "muffin", set off his parents' basement alarm, and once again, be paddled by his still-fuckable mother (who after all, is only 18 years older than Panzer and still hopes for a dues ex machina to free herself from both Panzie and the gay-pederast step-father to start life anew). Perhaps it will be a "basement fire"?!?!?
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