#6: Suck It, Dickhole!

It's a straightforward recipe involving voting Republican.

That would be a 1/4 C of bile added to a teaspoon of accumulated knowledge, 1-2 corn syrup packets and a box of tea bags.

All vegetables would have to be removed from this recipe, and instead, an Arby's 5 for $5 "armada" would have to be established on a platter where packets of corn-syrupy "BBQ" sauce would be squashed upon the Panzer-snacks that is typical of American cuisine....


....sweet...and nausea-inducing.....