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#570822 - 10/13/12 10:53 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
frankie fatale Offline
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why the name greaseball?
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#570827 - 10/13/12 11:29 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: frankie fatale]
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
why the name greaseball?

Because it is greasy due to grilled ranch sauce wrap bread and overstuffed like a ball.







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#571449 - 10/21/12 08:08 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Some meat on the Gia bread, topped with Georgian sauce:



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#571465 - 10/21/12 08:28 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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What's Gia bread?
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#571468 - 10/21/12 08:38 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
What's Gia bread?

The bread from Gia land or somewhere near it.

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#571515 - 10/22/12 09:04 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Santa Monica?
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#571536 - 10/22/12 01:12 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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maybe he means pita bread?
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#571550 - 10/22/12 02:58 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: frankie fatale]
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
maybe he means pita bread?

It is somekind of Turkish bread that they sell at the Turkish-Russian store for $1.99

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#571552 - 10/22/12 03:19 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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A rustic bread. Round & flat. Cram yer fingers on it a couple times for dents, swipe of oil on top, couple seeds, throw a bunch in the pizza oven.

Them Turks go through a shit ton of bread.
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#571554 - 10/22/12 04:01 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
A rustic bread. Round & flat. Cram yer fingers on it a couple times for dents, swipe of oil on top, couple seeds, throw a bunch in the pizza oven.

Them Turks go through a shit ton of bread.

More bredd!

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#571814 - 10/26/12 11:45 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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made some alfredo based noodle dish.lets call it pasta a la frankie.took some thin chuck beef steak,cut it into small yet hearty pieces, and put the usual suspects of spices.throw in a pan and cooked till it was just about done.then added the ingredients for alfredo sauce to the same pan and cooked it up with some cotija crumbles.threw that ontop of some noodles(that were cooking while all that was going on) and ouila!pasta a la frankie.also cooked two small pieces with no spices(most spices are toxic to poochs) for my poodles.they loved it. smile
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#571823 - 10/27/12 05:24 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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#573227 - 11/08/12 01:24 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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5x Russian tiny weenies - I boiled them inside a cup in a microwave.

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#573265 - 11/08/12 12:31 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Frymaster's Dream-Special Fried Eggs. Over 1 pound of food!!! [1 pound and 6 ounces to be exact].

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#573319 - 11/08/12 08:48 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Doctor Boris
Frymaster's Dream-Special Fried Eggs. Over 1 pound of food!!! [1 pound and 6 ounces to be exact].




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#573320 - 11/08/12 08:52 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Can you please explain that plate of garbage?
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#573322 - 11/08/12 08:59 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Steezo]
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
Can you please explain that plate of garbage?

Its:

-Beef Strips
-Russian Baby Bologna Pieces
-Green Peppers
-Marinated Red Peppers
-Red Onions
-Mushrooms
-Mozzarella
-Provolone
-Buffalo Sauce
-Pizza Sauce
-Catalina Sauce
-3 Eggs
-Undisclosed Spices



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#573324 - 11/08/12 09:09 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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And you threw all that shit together and dumped it into a deep fryer? Because why? Haven't you ever heard of a fucking omelet?
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#573325 - 11/08/12 09:15 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Steezo]
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
And you threw all that shit together and dumped it into a deep fryer? Because why? Haven't you ever heard of a fucking omelet?




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#573333 - 11/08/12 10:18 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Doctor Boris, what kind of deep fryer do you have?
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#573335 - 11/08/12 10:42 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Jigaloo]
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
Doctor Boris, what kind of deep fryer do you have?

I don't have one, I grill it on flat grill:



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#573349 - 11/09/12 06:11 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Doctor Boris
Originally Posted By: Doctor Boris
Frymaster's Dream-Special Fried Eggs. Over 1 pound of food!!! [1 pound and 6 ounces to be exact].





There is not a single word in the English language that can adequately describe how unappetizing that looks.
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#573351 - 11/09/12 06:40 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: the unknown pervert]
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Originally Posted By: Doctor Boris
Originally Posted By: Doctor Boris
Frymaster's Dream-Special Fried Eggs. Over 1 pound of food!!! [1 pound and 6 ounces to be exact].





There is not a single word in the English language that can adequately describe how unappetizing that looks.

But it tastes great.

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#573424 - 11/10/12 12:26 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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16 Bean Soup.
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#573426 - 11/10/12 12:43 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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London Broil, Vidalias and Baby Bellas. Was supposed to grill two weekends ago, but Sandy had other plans.

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#573449 - 11/10/12 04:59 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I've had a pork roast in the slow cooker since yesterday. Put in some tatos this morning and some onions and carrots a couple of hours ago.
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#573458 - 11/10/12 05:36 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Made braciole rolled with basil, garlic, parmesano and pecorino, etc.






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#574216 - 11/17/12 09:49 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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You niggas ready for thanksgiving? This year is going to the shit,turkey-wise. I have a new brine I'm trying with kosher salt, brown sugar, peppercorns, sage, rosemary, bay leaves, and orange peels. I'm beyond excited for this shit.

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#574224 - 11/17/12 12:05 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I'm ready as a motherfucker. Love Thanksgiving, or the Autumn Break as our inclusive school district calls it.

I'm thinking of a bacon wrapped byrd. What could go wrong? Might deep fry one too just for giggles. The SO has never had one.
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#574226 - 11/17/12 12:10 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Me and a few other ex-Staten Islanders are heading back to cook for some of the Sandy victims. First year in a while I'm not having folks over.

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#574257 - 11/17/12 05:10 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: fartz]
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Originally Posted By: fartz
You niggas ready for thanksgiving? This year is going to the shit,turkey-wise. I have a new brine I'm trying with kosher salt, brown sugar, peppercorns, sage, rosemary, bay leaves, and orange peels. I'm beyond excited for this shit.


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#574757 - 11/21/12 11:59 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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#574758 - 11/21/12 12:26 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Jerkules Offline
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Fucking Christ! I think Doctor Boris has been out Panzered.
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#574762 - 11/21/12 12:46 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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the gushers with maple syrup looks disgusting.i was on board with the nilla wafer pie until they added tartar sauce.:X
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#574765 - 11/21/12 12:55 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Me and a few other ex-Staten Islanders are heading back to cook for some of the Sandy victims. First year in a while I'm not having folks over.


Good Job JB.
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#574768 - 11/21/12 01:29 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Nutella ain't cheap. WalMart has a store brand for about 1/3 less, but I've only seen it in Canada
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#574769 - 11/21/12 01:31 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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About to brine the turkey for tomorrow, then take it out before bed and let it air dry in the fridge so the skin will get crispy when I cook it tomorrow.
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#574780 - 11/21/12 02:57 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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last night i made a tasty ass sammie.used the costco torta bread(which tastes like ciabatta),sliced it open and put mayo,sliced chicken breast,guacamole,sliced mushrooms,and topped it off with provolone before throwing it in the micro.best sammie ive had in awhile.

also chopped up some mushrooms and threw them in tomato basil bisque later on in the night.
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#574781 - 11/21/12 02:58 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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You left out the tartar sauce. For color.

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#574785 - 11/21/12 03:17 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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lol
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#574811 - 11/21/12 05:29 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Nutella ain't cheap. WalMart has a store brand for about 1/3 less, but I've only seen it in Canada


That's disgusting. I just saw an ad picking up my mail today that Jif is now making a "hazelnut" spread knock off of Nutella. They should just stick to their shitty fake peanut butter.

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#574829 - 11/21/12 07:10 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Generizer]
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Originally Posted By: Generizer


That's disgusting. I just saw an ad picking up my mail today that Jif is now making a "hazelnut" spread knock off of Nutella. They should just stick to their shitty fake peanut butter.


Hey Genny P, did you ever bake my apple pie recipe? I gotta make that this Thanksgiving and at Christmas.

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#574832 - 11/21/12 07:28 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Bornyo]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo



Beats Henry Blake's Spam Lamb hands down.

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#574839 - 11/21/12 07:58 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I found that "Armella", a hazelnut spread from Turkey, tastes better than Nutella and costs less too. The Jif product is therefore intriguing.

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#574847 - 11/21/12 09:57 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Omg omg made a pumpkin pie. Just took it out of the oven. Pic on my twitter. Decided to make my own crust. Was going pre-made as I was sure I'd fuck up my recipe from my vintage good housekeeping cookbook circa 1963, but yeah I rocked it.

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#574858 - 11/21/12 11:41 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Omg omg made a pumpkin pie. Just took it out of the oven. Pic on my twitter. Decided to make my own crust. Was going pre-made as I was sure I'd fuck up my recipe from my vintage good housekeeping cookbook circa 1963, but yeah I rocked it.

I hate pumpkins.

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#574859 - 11/21/12 11:55 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Vice Admiral]
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Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
I found that "Armella", a hazelnut spread from Turkey, tastes better than Nutella and costs less too. The Jif product is therefore intriguing.

I think I seen that stuff at Key Food mart. It was some Nutella clone and it was made in Turkey for sure, but I did not noticed the brand name of it.

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#574867 - 11/22/12 05:08 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Jerkules]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Me and a few other ex-Staten Islanders are heading back to cook for some of the Sandy victims. First year in a while I'm not having folks over.



Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Good Job JB.



Thanks, but like many well-intentioned efforts, it's been scrubbed due to squabbling over who was "in charge" and whose responsibility it was to fill up whose vehicle. And since the proposed, abbreviated mission would have left me having to deal with relatives back on the Island I'd just as soon run over with one of the said vehicles, Ima stay in Brooklyn swigging cider, watching football and catching up on some paperwork. Preferably in that order.

Maybe they'll figure it out by Christmas.

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#574877 - 11/22/12 07:47 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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They were Deomcrats, huh?
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#574878 - 11/22/12 08:00 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Omg omg made a pumpkin pie. Just took it out of the oven. Pic on my twitter. Decided to make my own crust. Was going pre-made as I was sure I'd fuck up my recipe from my vintage good housekeeping cookbook circa 1963, but yeah I rocked it.


Woohoo!! Well done! (Love those classic cookbooks!!) smile

It's just the two of us, so Gunker and I are splitting the cooking duties - he's doing the turkey and stuffing, I'm doing the taters, brussels sprouts and pecan pie. Yeah, it's a pretty typical Thanksgiving meal, but it works for us (and will last at least through the weekend). Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
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