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^^Did he let you help with the grilling? I know lots of guys who ban their women from the grill. Some kind of masculine thing.

I have come to accept the fact that all we are good for is work in the kitchen--baking, roasting, and washing the dishes afterwards.




I don't like to smell like the grill and he likes to cook. I refuse to wash dishes so he's kinda stuck with those...

Last night I snuck into the kitchen while he slept and cooked salisbury steak w/ the fixings mashed taters and corn... I found the way to a man's cock is through his stomach...


Were having buffalo burgers tonight....(the actual buffalo not like the wings)
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"Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend