Quote: Steezo, you have recipes for the above [pizza]. I've made my own dough before but I am a pussy with the sauce.
If you want a good idea on how to make pizza at home, buy a cookbook called American Pie by Peter Reinhart. The sauce is drained, crushed tomatoes with the following added: salt, pepper, chopped fresh basil, dried greek oregano, olive oil, a little bit of red wine vinegar and some ground up crushed red pepper to taste. It's an uncooked sauce. If I feel like it didn't quite turn out right, I'll usually add some fully prepared pizza sauce from the store to try and save it.
As for making pizza in a hurry, it's difficult because the dough rises in the fridge for several days and is taken out several hours before cooking so it can come to room temperature. You have to definitely plan ahead.
As far as drugs go, you can definitely make pizza when high. I was high out of my mind on leftover pain pills from recent neck surgery when I made the above pies. If anything, being high gave me an extra degree of patience when preparing them.
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