Yesterday we had a 24 hour spring thaw so I spent the day cleaning my yard, running to the dump and drinking beer.

Decided to call a friend over for the first sirloin barbecue of the year, with baked sweet potato and curried onion.

Motherfucker. I was so drunk I forgot to check the propane level in the tank and ran out halfway through cooking. Smashed a few beer bottles against a tree in the front yard then ordered a pizza.

This afternoon I'm going to Home Depot to buy fittings, then I'm tapping into my gas line.
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There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.