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oh my god, my grandma used to make an actual cake called "the better than sex cake." once, when we sat down to eat it, i said to my grandpa, "you know, they say that this cake is better than sex." i was like nine and i got my ass beat down.



It's a real cake alright, although there are many variations. It's not actually better than sex, but pretty close.

Gigi, I'm expecting you to use your culinary kink and come up with a recipe for 'better than anal' cake. Kind of a mud pie drowning in chocolate and goo.
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