I am unfortunately old enough to have watched even the Watergate charade after coming home from elementary school, so I am well aware of the idiotic showboating that's the earmark of hearings.

However (being no Clemens fan, mind you), I was endlessly amused by Waxman's desperate defense of that indefensible lying moron McNamee. That was truly pathetic. Why are the Dems making him out to be a hero? Silly silly.

But the best part was Clemens revealing that he had no idea what a vegan is.