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While JM Productions holds the exclusive rights to the patents on the various Fuck Machines, the company had initially considered licensing the technology to other porn producers. “But then we thought ‘what if the technology got into the hands of Skeeter Kerkove,’” explains JM Productions’ publicist Tony Malice, “For the sake of his children we knew we could never let that happen.”




Haha- way to rub it in.