JM Productions Launches New Series Fuck Machines
Features hot young whores fucked in their mouths, asses, and cunts by diabolical contraptions.
February 13, 2008



Chatsworth, CA – Everyone is familiar with the axiom “necessity is the mother of invention.” At JM Productions, there exists only one necessity: prod, stretch, and twist the holes of worthless whores for the viewing pleasure of perverts everywhere. And to meet the demands of that necessity, JM Productions is proud to announce that is has invented the most diabolical contrivances ever conceived for this purpose and created a DVD devoted to their use - Fuck Machines – which hits the streets on February 18th.

JM Productions had the electrically powered machines created exclusively for their use by an ingenious craftsman with a laboratory located in the mysterious and inaccessible bayous of Louisiana . “He created the devices using sketches that I gave him,” explains the movie’s director Jim Powers, “He explained to me that some of designs may be unsafe, but I reassured him not to worry and that I had no intention of using the machines on myself.”

The machines are each fitted with large dildo attachments at the end of their piston-like ramrods and are capable of astonishingly fast fucking speeds. Each whore in Fuck Machines got to experience first hand the full range of performance and functionality that the devices can deliver. “I was the first girl to get DP’d by one of the machines,” explains British slut Holly Wellin, “It felt like a bloody Airbus was taking off in my rectum!”

While JM Productions holds the exclusive rights to the patents on the various Fuck Machines, the company had initially considered licensing the technology to other porn producers. “But then we thought ‘what if the technology got into the hands of Skeeter Kerkove,’” explains JM Productions’ publicist Tony Malice, “For the sake of his children we knew we could never let that happen.”

Fuck Machines also features the sucking and fucking talents of Alana Leigh, Cindy Crawford, Desire Moore, and Megan Reece. The DVD hits the streets February 18th. Distributors can order now by contacting JM Productions at (800) 550-3659. For more information or to acquire your copy please visit Jerkoffzone.com on the web!

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While JM Productions holds the exclusive rights to the patents on the various Fuck Machines, the company had initially considered licensing the technology to other porn producers. “But then we thought ‘what if the technology got into the hands of Skeeter Kerkove,’” explains JM Productions’ publicist Tony Malice, “For the sake of his children we knew we could never let that happen.”

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Haha- way to rub it in.

Tony, were there two versions of the press release or did that poor almost dead bastard Gene Ross remove a paragraph from it?

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