I'm The Most popular Guy In Porn!

You can trust me because I say so!
Everybody loves me and anyone that doesn't is ignorant.
Even Lickwood likes me. See how excited he is?

Whaaaaaaa!

No one commented on my self admiration article. I even
sent it to Gene Ross to try and get more attention than my boring blog.

Whaaaaaaa!

I'm too dumb to realize that everyone that's not gay and reads
my blog, does so to learn who I work with so they can avoid
working with those people on the sets. The only people I have defending me are Fags and Trannies

Whaaaaaa!

I can't stand not getting the attention I so deserve.
I should get award for best Attention Whore!
Maybe an award for "The Most Likely To Spread Cooties"
Please anything, just give me an award! I'm too great
to be ignored!

Whaaaaaaaaa!

I work all the time because I'd even fuck a donut.

Please Help Me! I Need Attention!

Whaaaaa!