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The only real difference between Catholics and Baptists is the Catholics will say "Hello" when they run in to each other at the liquor store.



Alabama Baptists Butthurt Over "Wine Trail

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It's not just wine that draws scorn in conservative Alabama, where more than a third of the state's counties remain dry 75 years after Prohibition and Southern Baptist churches claim about a quarter of the state's population.


The state regulates all alcohol sales, and it drew criticism in October for opening a state-run liquor store in downtown Birmingham on a Sunday afternoon. The governor intervened, and the agency said it wouldn't happen again.





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