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someone please come up with a sentence including the words "christian," "kurt lockwood," and "double fist."



What? NO Donny Long??




Donny Long boasted of the time he swallowed twins cum loads from ChristianXXX & Kurt Lockwood as his best "double fist".

Donny knew "double fist" as drinking while holding "a tall boy" in each hand, but his mind was predisposed to see that as something more literal than the beer can slang intended.

Embarassed at discovering his error, Donny shoved both hands up his own vagina. His head soon followed.

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Amo i Gemelli!! wink