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#300099 - 02/11/08 08:40 PM
Do You Dress Like A Douchebag?
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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Amusing flowchart to help you determine if you dress like a douchebag. Even if you don't, it's full of fashion tips to bring out the inner douchebag in all of us.
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#300101 - 02/11/08 11:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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I see that the site is named "ArabianMonkey.com"
Sounds as if Smiley Arab & Monkey had a bastard offspring ...
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#300102 - 02/12/08 04:05 PM
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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Tritone's mom dresses him after I take my morning bowel movement on her face.
Mother fucker you are getting on my last nerve. This is clearly stepping over the line.
Gia, Malice, Willie D, can we please get some moderation here?
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#300104 - 02/12/08 04:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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Plus, that flowchart was lame. No mention of Ed Hardy or Affliction shirts?! Or True Religion jeans? WTF?
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#300105 - 02/12/08 04:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Feel free to fight back, Tritone. Fight the power!
Or...you can just do like Samurra Shane used to do and just get your file-stealing co-horts from the marcus board to come over here with you and help you whip ass.
Use the search feature and see how that worked out.
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#300110 - 02/12/08 04:59 PM
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Mother fucker you are getting on my last nerve. This is clearly stepping over the line.
Gia, Malice, Willie D, can we please get some moderation here?
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#300113 - 02/12/08 05:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
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#300114 - 02/12/08 05:21 PM
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
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BULLSHIT! First example
So you're saying you did not download that?
Yes, that's what I am saying. I knew about the scene from elsewhere.
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#300116 - 02/12/08 05:26 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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no, go away mad 
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#300117 - 02/12/08 05:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I want a do-over on my post. I didn't proofread and it sounds like Leah Luv wrote a letter to the editor of the Chatsworth Chronicle. It sould have read like this: Quote:
Or...you can do like Samurra Shane and have your file-stealing co-horts from the marcus board come over and help you whip ass.
Use the search feature and see how that worked out.
Other than that, I stand by everything I said.
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#300118 - 02/12/08 05:33 PM
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
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You also participated in a pay site password trading thread where you mentioned what site you wanted a password to you stupid son of a bitch.
Don't go away mad, just go away. 
I have spent thousands of dollars on adult DVDs and videos from the early 90s to now. So excuse me if I want to get a freebie every once and a while!
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#300121 - 02/12/08 05:59 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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I'm gonna apply this same reasoning when I start shoplifting at Bloomingdales.
if gia jordan steals shit, would you call it a five fist discount?
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#300124 - 02/12/08 08:21 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
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After I posted this thread last night I thought it was pretty gay. But if it inevitably leads to rattling twotone's cage then I'm all for it.
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#300130 - 02/13/08 06:49 AM
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But if it inevitably leads to rattling twotone's cage then I'm all for it.
Actually, I believe it's Monotone. After all, he's a monotonous motherfucker conducting a one-note symphony.
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#300131 - 02/13/08 07:09 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
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Let me clear one thing up so I'm not misconstrued as a racist. I have absolutely no problem with storing dead niggers on my lawn. It's just that our municipal by-law strictly prohibits the use pesticide and/or afrocide as a means of turf management.
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#300133 - 02/13/08 08:35 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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oh my god, "afrocide." when i first read it, i wasn't quite sure, but after i let it roll around on the tongue a minute i realized it was indeed the fucking funniest thing like ever written.
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#300139 - 02/13/08 07:50 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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And this:
According to the flowchart, this negro is NOT dressed like a douchebag.
Agreed. But the white girl needs a douche in her asshole. 
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#300142 - 02/13/08 09:14 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Yes, I dress like a douchebag:
Spiderman?
Panzerman
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#300144 - 02/14/08 06:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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yes, i dress like a COMPLETE douchebag. it's comedy, i own the narrowest, most-predictable things ever-i like ties with animals from hermes and over time i've got an obscene amount in my closet. the first "work" shoes i bought were ferragamo(still have them) and i've given up on church's, gucci, etc. either because my feet hate them or they weren't made as well. casual=tod's sneakers and loafers.
since sophomore year of high school i've never not owned an incarnation of nike's air max running shoe. i've got relatively narrow feet and a perfect stride but i'm built for stuff like lacrosse and hockey not running like kenyans and their fear of lions. so they kinda feel like pillows on your feet for a while, when they stop you buy new ones.
i go to barney's or louis once a year and just buy a few pairs of jeans, the last time the ones that fit and didn't have all sorts of gay shit or branding were earnest sewn. i tend to end up stepping on the back of them sometimes and te backs get all fucked-up. buy a few pairs, wear them until they make me look homeless.
dress shirts drive me nuts-either they're at the dry cleaners or need to go there so brooks brothers is a no-brainer for getting the standard solid colors and stocking up because whenever you want to grab a yellow shirt it's usually at the cleaners or in some pile in my place. easy.
when i don't have meetings/clients/etc. i like hideous etro shirts. they're good for the soul
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#300147 - 02/15/08 04:12 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
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My favourite dress shoes are black Florsheim's (I think that's what they're called). I paid about three hundred bucks for them in college, have always taken care of them, and they're still good as new.
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