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#3014 - 06/25/03 08:21 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 353
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Steph Swift reminds me of that infamous black and white tape of an alien being caught and filmed on an operating table in 1947. Remember it? That had a small mouth too. Smarrt will know what I mean. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smokin.gif" alt="" />
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#3016 - 08/03/03 11:05 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 291
Loc: Illinois, the Porn Void
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Different tastes for different people, I guess.. but I'd do Britni in a heartbeat.. and Flick too. Somebody sign me so I can *LOL*
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#3018 - 08/03/03 08:37 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
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Belladonna and Stephanie Swift both Ugly ?!? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> I'd play nude Twister with them in a second,and would invite Bisexual Britni to join us if this ever became a reality(yeah,right!!!). Otherwise,peace to everybody here!!!
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#3019 - 08/06/03 12:25 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 08/06/03
Posts: 36
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Reading Bisex Britney say that Belladonna is ugly is like a Hyundai complaining that a Dodge Viper is slow. Check your own stats, you 88 lb. banshee. Why is it that men like peeing on you in movies? Because you are a human toilet. A fucking urinal! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" />
Oh, and when I see you at the Avn Convention (Bisex) can I BE HONORED by pissing in your mouth? I don't pay in cash though, I would assume you would take hungry man dinners for pay or maybe I could change the septic tank in your double wide trailer for a lil piss piss action. Yeah, I know, you're well educated and you write long ass diatribes on 'intelligent' topics and I am sure you will BLAST back at me. Well, I would rather take a verbal blast from your filthy herpes tongue than the many piss blasts you have taken. You are my favorite ugly bleached trout and remain the best cum/piss bucket in porn. So, congrats!
As for the topic, the ugliest porn star is Savannah. Have you seen her lately? Not looking too good...
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#3020 - 08/06/03 01:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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As for the topic, the ugliest porn star is Savannah. Have you seen her lately? Not looking too good... Seriously, do you guys know that Savannah´s grave was robbed like, two weeks after the burial?
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#3021 - 08/07/03 05:28 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 08/06/03
Posts: 36
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What was taken? Did Pauly Shore come back for more? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" />
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#3023 - 12/18/04 03:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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Sharon Mitchell, no doubt. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/freak.gif" alt="" />
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#3024 - 12/18/04 03:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Wow this is an ancient thread.
I'd vote Lana Woods as uglist. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
Is Buck Adams still alive?
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#3025 - 12/18/04 04:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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Buck Adams is not bad looking for an old man. I met him the other day for a Pink Eye movie. I give him credit.
He Gen, Did Buck cum in your eye or did you decide to save that for Cram? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink1.gif" alt="" />
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#3029 - 12/19/04 07:10 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/04
Posts: 483
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Well I dont really pay much attention to what a person looks like. I pay more attention to the persons personality because that's what gets int he way if its really shitty when working together.
A person can not help the way the look like but they sure as hell can help their sour personalities. If that's the case.
So really I wouldn't feel any nastier or dirtier about fucking soemoen that others may find a guy less attractive than another. In fact I don't necessarily feel nasty or dirty to begin with. I enjoy it so why would I feel like that? Is that why you wouldn't fuck Ed Powers?
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#3032 - 12/19/04 09:16 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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Ugly people shouldn't be in porn, but one pervs pig is another pervs poke. Well, that's Cram's philosophy behind Butt'er Face. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/freak.gif" alt="" />
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#3033 - 12/19/04 10:38 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
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Erica Boyer too.One ugly whore. Erica Boyer is Fucking gorgeous..Buy some glasses! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hitit.gif" alt="" />
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#3034 - 12/19/04 10:41 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
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Belladonna and Stephanie Swift both Ugly ?!? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> I'd play nude Twister with them in a second,and would invite Bisexual Britni to join us if this ever became a reality(yeah,right!!!). Otherwise,peace to everybody here!!! AMEN!!!
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#3035 - 12/19/04 10:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Ugly people shouldn't be in porn, but one pervs pig is another pervs poke. Well, that's Cram's philosophy behind Butt'er Face. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/freak.gif" alt="" /> Smut kinda hit upon how I feel- what some consider ugly others might me attracted to. So cum one come all and if the market doesn't support it you will know it soon enough.
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#3036 - 12/19/04 11:05 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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A person can not help the way the look like but they sure as hell can help their sour personalities. If that's the case. Maybe, but people seem to prefer to drop thousands on plastic surgery when a learning to say "Hello" in a friendly tone would get much better results.
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#3037 - 12/19/04 11:12 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 11/13/04
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A person can not help the way the look like but they sure as hell can help their sour personalities. If that's the case. Maybe, but people seem to prefer to drop thousands on plastic surgery when a learning to say "Hello" in a friendly tone would get much better results. I love the way this one say "Hello!"... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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#3038 - 12/19/04 11:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
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A person can not help the way the look like but they sure as hell can help their sour personalities. If that's the case. Maybe, but people seem to prefer to drop thousands on plastic surgery when a learning to say "Hello" in a friendly tone would get much better results. LOL, because they are both vain and jerks <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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#3039 - 12/19/04 11:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Without a doubt, the ugliest girl in porn is: Have you watched much porn?
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#3041 - 12/23/04 06:53 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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Is Buck Adams still alive?
I boned him 3 months ago
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#3042 - 12/23/04 07:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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you killed him?
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#3043 - 12/23/04 07:31 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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Im pretty sure he survived, actually i was expecting an easy scene all lovey dovey next thing I know im getting fist fucked and huge dildos. that happens to me to much.
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#3044 - 12/23/04 07:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
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Loc: TX, USA
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Im pretty sure he survived, actually i was expecting an easy scene all lovey dovey next thing I know im getting fist fucked and huge dildos. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stumped.gif" alt="" /> Fist fucking and huge dildos aren't lovey-dovey for a porn chick?
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#3045 - 12/23/04 07:46 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
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no. now slapping and choking thats love. you know how some girls dont kiss cause its special, well i got a diffrent specual set <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> it was honestly a fun scene, and i went back to the office and drank 6 beers and sucked off a stranger while waiting for my ride. Buck Adams was nice.
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#3046 - 12/24/04 03:07 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 11/26/03
Posts: 73
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In no specific order. Scott Gayner. Ariana Jollee. Jill Smelly. Jenna Lameson. Bisexual Britney. Spring Thomas. Belladonna. Tera Patrick. Katie Gold. Gen Padova. Taylor Rain. Jesse "Bug Eyed Fool" Jane. Nicole Sheridan. Jewel DeNyle. Dave Cummings. Wanker Wang. Lastly, your mom.
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#3051 - 10/12/07 09:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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No wait. Annie Cruz. (Working alphabetically here.)
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#3055 - 10/14/07 07:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Viper, I would post a picture but I do not want the responsibility of causing a server to crash hanging over my head.
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#3057 - 10/14/07 07:29 PM
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Anonymous
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Ding Ding Ding... We have a winner.
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#3059 - 10/15/07 04:25 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Ding-A-Ling... 'She' has a weiner. Edited to correct JimB's spelling. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bigpimpin.gif" alt="" />
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#3060 - 10/15/07 04:39 AM
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Anonymous
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I was trying to be polite. Even things like that have feelings.
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#3061 - 10/15/07 08:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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The saddest part is the amount of money she spent to look like that.
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