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#299900 - 03/11/08 12:14 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
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Set up in your rectum it would be not so diversified.
Rotten Chocolate is not for everyone.
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#299901 - 03/11/08 12:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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I know your rectum is a lot more diversified, everyone comes and goes from there.
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#299902 - 03/11/08 12:19 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
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Your competition is Central Station.
What do you keep in the hangars nearby?
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#299903 - 03/11/08 12:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
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the Antonov An-225's they use to fly sorties into your rectum and put out hot spots left by the lines of tanks that ram through there daily.
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#299905 - 03/11/08 12:30 PM
Re: SweetEva
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
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You are just diverting attention, away from the highway down your shaft, getting truckers a quick relief on a rest stop into the brown state.
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#299906 - 03/11/08 12:33 PM
Re: SweetEva
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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You just wish my shaft was that big, hell even Mandingo could ring the sides of your bucket like a cow bell.
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#299907 - 03/11/08 12:36 PM
Re: SweetEva
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
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Shane Diesel would have difficulties getting any friction when doing the old in and out on your wrecked man cunt.
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#299908 - 03/11/08 12:42 PM
Re: SweetEva
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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I don't know who shane deisel is, nor do I care, but Darren James said he had to strap your ass cheeks together with tape before he tapped yours last week.
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#299909 - 03/11/08 12:51 PM
Re: SweetEva
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
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Shane Diesel was surprised and disappointed.
He usually enjoys the shock and awe.
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#299910 - 03/11/08 12:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Don't count yourself out, I'm sure he enjoys echoes too.
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#299911 - 03/11/08 12:59 PM
Re: SweetEva
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
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Reverberation is the way to go.
Your colon might be able to help there.
It probably sounds like an empty airport terminal.
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#299912 - 03/11/08 01:03 PM
Re: SweetEva
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Your face there 3 times a day to catch my meals, don't pretend you don't know what it sounds like.
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#299913 - 03/11/08 01:04 PM
Re: SweetEva
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
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That would be your fantasy.
Come into the light.
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#299914 - 03/11/08 01:09 PM
Re: SweetEva
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Porn Jesus
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A hole is hole, I don't really care what I shit into. If you like I could mail it to you instead, I know how much you like my brown corn special.
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#299915 - 03/11/08 01:11 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
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Your shit is yours to keep.
Team up with Ceary Lynch.
The followers will not be able to tell the difference.
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#299916 - 03/11/08 01:18 PM
Re: SweetEva
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Porn Jesus
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and yours to eat, enjoy the peanuts I had last night.
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#299917 - 03/11/08 01:36 PM
Re: SweetEva
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Porn Jesus
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In this instance, this "fight" has cleared my mind of that evil, ugly skank in the title. Thanks!!
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#299918 - 03/11/08 01:36 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
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Logic is overrated.
I know.
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#299919 - 03/11/08 01:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
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My shit is underrated, but you know that too.
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#299920 - 03/11/08 01:43 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
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Your shit is not worth shit.
It is real shit.
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#299921 - 03/11/08 01:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
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You gobble it up like it's Turkish Delight. You must ingest all feces with that much gusto. My feelings, if I had any for you, should be hurt.
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#299922 - 03/11/08 01:56 PM
Re: SweetEva
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Bukkake Boy
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The light is near.
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#299923 - 03/11/08 02:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Much like a blackhole nothing, not even light, escapes your crevice once it has reached it's event horizon.
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#299924 - 03/11/08 02:08 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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Causality is not for you.
I know.
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#299925 - 03/11/08 02:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Adult diapers aren't me either. Welcome to your world.
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#299926 - 03/11/08 02:20 PM
Re: SweetEva
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Bukkake Boy
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A state of delusional fantasy is where you feel at home most.
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#299927 - 03/11/08 02:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
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and if I were a dirty transient, my home would be your rectum.
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#299928 - 03/11/08 02:25 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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You shine brighter than ever.
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#299929 - 03/11/08 02:28 PM
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#299930 - 03/11/08 02:36 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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Do not be jealous now.
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#299931 - 03/11/08 02:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
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A five foot diameter rectum is really an enviable point? How do you keep rats out, or does the smell alone do that?
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#299932 - 03/11/08 02:45 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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Whenever I fall asleep and cannot fend you off, you usually act as a cork.
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#299933 - 03/11/08 02:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Considering even fatty would have to tie a board around his ass, what you say impossible.
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#299937 - 04/20/08 07:59 AM
Re: SweetEva
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
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FOr anyone who is interested in this train wreck:
I had heard a rumor that Sweet Eva was leaving Cam4 and Either she took a break or everytime I checked I just missed her but she has been back on the last few days alot...some new dude is at her place named "Doug" . I havn't seen or heard Mike at all. She was going psycho yesterday on cam. It was great. I expect police involvement at any time. She has been bouncing between the various cam4 accounts that have been listed in this thread already.
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#299940 - 04/20/08 11:17 AM
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I hope someone posts that on youtube or rapidshare.
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#299941 - 04/20/08 02:22 PM
Re: SweetEva
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Any chance of getting Luke to guest star on her cam show?
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#299942 - 04/20/08 02:50 PM
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Any chance of getting Luke to guest star on her cam show?
Buy her a 40 and have her change her name to Emma. Then hand her a script about her family's unbearable Passover Seder. He'll be there in nanoseconds.
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#299943 - 04/20/08 03:06 PM
Re: SweetEva
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/12/08
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Loc: Edmonton, AB
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Let's not forget to support her drug habit by purchasing some Sweet Eva Merchandise.
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#299947 - 12/20/08 04:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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That was great!
Especially when the hobo who was sitting next her started to sing along.
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#299948 - 12/20/08 07:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
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OMG I so want that keychain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#299949 - 12/20/08 07:34 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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Last I heard Eva and mike were on a new Cam site but you had to register and then you needed to request to be invited to Sweeteva's friend list and be accepted to get access to her channel. Sorry to say I don't recall the new site anymore.
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