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#299850 - 02/11/08 02:18 PM SweetEva
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
If you check this site regularly you will catch her online.

http://www.cam4.com/sweeteva

Its a fucking train wreck. She's Fugly....her voice is like a pot scrubber and Brandon will probably try to hire her but I can't stop watching. People taunt her in chat and she runs the entire gambit of human emotions over the course of 10 minutes while flipping out on cam, talking on the phone or yelling at "Mike" off camera while he's cooking spaghetti and the whole time she's chain smoking and pounding beers.
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#299851 - 02/11/08 02:39 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
This is hilarious!

"Get me a beer, Michael! You're closer."

I will return there for sure, damn fine entertainment.

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#299852 - 02/12/08 11:59 AM Re: SweetEva
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I don't know if Eva will be back online.....apparently she was smoking weed on camera and then the /b/tards harassing her decided to call the cops on her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL7XxboVU8Y
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#299853 - 02/12/08 04:15 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 11/18/06
Posts: 57
Loc: Uptown
I just saw her kneel over on cam. Meth does a body good.




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#299854 - 02/13/08 12:44 AM Re: SweetEva
TheBillyvassi Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
only in america does one get busted for weed on webcam
lmao

that broad is classic lol...man am i out of the loop
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#299855 - 02/13/08 12:30 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
I saw her back online last night and she was taunting people with the fact she only got a ticket for an open container while out in her driveway. This is real reality television.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txFlwPYEeS8
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#299856 - 02/13/08 12:43 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 04/20/05
Posts: 260
proving once again..."There are some things you can't unsee"

I'm home sick with a cold. I think this just added another day of illness. I tried not to click. I really did try...but Satan compelled me forward...
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#299857 - 02/13/08 01:00 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair


Edited by Fiend (02/13/08 02:13 PM)
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#299858 - 02/16/08 05:22 AM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 11/18/06
Posts: 57
Loc: Uptown
Looks like she's got a fresh bruise on her left cheek to go with the broken wrist.



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#299859 - 02/19/08 12:40 AM Re: SweetEva
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/18/07
Posts: 68
Loc: Orange County, CA
That 40 of Budweiser shows a lot of class....


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#299860 - 02/19/08 02:00 PM Re: SweetEva
Tritone Offline
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Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
Hey, ya think ... Naah, nevermind.

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#299861 - 02/19/08 02:01 PM Re: SweetEva
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

Hey, ya think ... Naah, nevermind.




To answer your question, yes. She was beaten up by her black pimp.
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#299862 - 02/23/08 07:44 AM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 11/04/05
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She is sporting a big ass head wound now. SHe claims she fell down...again. The /b/-tards called the cops and saying that her husband Mike was beating her....when the cops showed Mike resisted arrest and they beat the shit out of him. I'm hoping someone recorded and it will be up on youtube soon.
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#299863 - 02/23/08 08:46 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Kurt Lockwood LOVES cam4:



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#299864 - 02/24/08 09:30 AM Re: SweetEva
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Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Eva changed her web cam. Its now:

http://cam4.com/evanmike
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#299865 - 02/24/08 01:55 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
Her cam makes me wanna' laugh, cry and puke all at the same time. Does she get paid for this? What is with her arm? With how frail her limbs look, she is either a complete addict or she suffers from the condition that Samuel L. Jackson's character had in the movie Unbreakable .

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#299866 - 02/24/08 05:44 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 11/04/05
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I despise reality TV and yet I'm fascinated by Eva's web cam. She digusts me on a sexual level yet I'm completely drawn to the cam on other levels. She is an attention whore to the core. It doesn't matter if the attention is good or bad she still thrives on it. When she is yelling out "nigger" or calling the /b/-tards "pukes" and starts screaming and ranting I can't help but laugh my ass off.

She claims she fell and broke her arm. It is entirely plausible since she drinks herself to the point of blacking out. On the other hand she is grossly obnoxious so the possibility of her husband giving her the smack down and causing the numerous injuries she has gotten is also plausible.

She doesn't get paid for the web casts but if she is the most viewed cam on the site in the period of the month she can win $500 bucks. The funny thing is that she can't stay off the cam even after the police have been called twice and her husband has been arrested. Its just the most fucked up thing I've ever seen and I can stop checking in to see whats happening next.
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#299867 - 02/25/08 01:27 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Two things-

First what is the deal with that webcam site? Is it free to watch those things, you have to register? Is there spyware or tons o popups involved?

second- this guy mike IS kinda funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwNiFZu-S14&NR=1
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#299868 - 02/25/08 02:01 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 11/04/05
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Its free to watch. I don't see any pop-ups but I use Firefox along with various plug-ins to block pop-ups and advertisements.

Lastly , she changed the Cam address again:

http://cam4.com/saweeteva
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#299869 - 02/27/08 09:18 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
shes back to evanmike

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#299870 - 02/27/08 09:23 PM Re: SweetEva
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
she's such a train wreck it would be scary if it weren't so damn funny. I've been banned 3 times in the last two weeks.
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#299871 - 02/27/08 09:41 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 12/18/07
Posts: 68
Loc: Orange County, CA
Yeah, I am banned from SweetEva, but not her alts of Eva and EvaMike. The night I got banned Mike was beating the shit out of her, including threatening to re-break that arm and break her good one. The most disturbing part was that she kept listening to Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" the whole time. It was fucking weird.

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#299872 - 02/27/08 10:05 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
all the while with "chawk-lit rain" playing in the background.



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#299873 - 02/29/08 07:57 PM Re: SweetEva
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Quote:

Its free to watch. I don't see any pop-ups but I use Firefox along with various plug-ins to block pop-ups and advertisements.




It's also free to sign up for a chat identity so you can baffle Eva with odd requests. Some guy kept asking Mike to play the "Cowbell" song which produced several "WAAAAAA!!!"s from Eva every time the song kicked in.
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#299874 - 03/02/08 01:44 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 04/14/06
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I can't watch.

Too painful for my eyes.

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#299875 - 03/07/08 09:40 PM Re: SweetEva
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
she upgraded to the ceiling mounted arm sling. her shoulder sling wasn't white trash enough.



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#299876 - 03/08/08 08:18 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
She's in rare form tonight...

Note the twin cig/beer maneuver:



Now, she's on the phone. With her true love? Phlog?:



"My hand hurts so fucking bad..."


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#299877 - 03/08/08 11:25 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
the sofa splits are always a crowd pleaser



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#299878 - 03/09/08 09:21 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
"I need more cowbell" t-shirt and an actual cow bell, ftw.



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#299879 - 03/09/08 09:24 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
How can you even bare to look at that THING, K1ng!

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#299880 - 03/09/08 09:28 PM Re: SweetEva
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

bare




shouldn't it be "bear"?

whatever.

I have to thank loopnode. His random posting of repulsive pictures has toughened me up enough over time that sweeteva is a walk in the park. Thanks loop.
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#299881 - 03/09/08 09:30 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Sweet Eva serves as some kind of dividing line between what is right or wrong.

King and I have stepped over that line in the sand...

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#299882 - 03/10/08 01:32 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:


I have to thank loopnode. His random posting of repulsive pictures has toughened me up enough over time that sweeteva is a walk in the park. Thanks loop.





umm welcome...
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#299883 - 03/10/08 03:25 PM Re: SweetEva
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

the sofa splits are always a crowd pleaser






his cock is melted

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#299884 - 03/11/08 08:28 AM Re: SweetEva
The Cynical Villain Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/21/07
Posts: 187
Loc: Inside A Technocolored Padded ...
don't think there is enough meth and everclear to make me hit that.
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#299885 - 03/11/08 09:52 AM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 12/04/07
Posts: 65
She looks to be transforming into a Gollum-like character.

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#299886 - 03/11/08 10:23 AM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Bur where did she put her precious?
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#299887 - 03/11/08 10:31 AM Re: SweetEva
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
check in your rectum. that's where I keep my car keys, my wallet, my cell phone..................

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#299888 - 03/11/08 10:40 AM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Your neighbours park their cars in yours.
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#299889 - 03/11/08 10:43 AM Re: SweetEva
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

Your neighbours park their cars in yours.




Too little, too late...

Story of your life?
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#299890 - 03/11/08 10:45 AM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
I'd like to propose a chat session with none other than Sweet Eva herself.

Tony, can you make this happen?????
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#299891 - 03/11/08 10:57 AM Re: SweetEva
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Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Quote:

Quote:

Your neighbours park their cars in yours.




Too little, too late...

Story of your life?




You care alone.
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#299892 - 03/11/08 11:05 AM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 03/04/08
Posts: 12
what times is she on, she is an ugly bitch but it looks funny

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#299893 - 03/11/08 11:10 AM Re: SweetEva
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Your neighbours park their cars in yours.




Like myself, my neighbors can afford the very best. However I wasn't able to fit the SUV, the boat, the lawn tractor, the dune buggy, the Winnebago, the tractor trailer........ I gave them your number, so much more space in there and much lower rent.

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#299894 - 03/11/08 11:19 AM Re: SweetEva
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Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
I only do real estate.

Renting is for losers.

Well.
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#299895 - 03/11/08 11:20 AM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
So stadium room only? What about parking? I'm sure you can accommodate.

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#299896 - 03/11/08 11:48 AM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Condominium-class business.

Your windy shack will fit in your canal just fine.
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#299897 - 03/11/08 11:56 AM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Mall of America eh? How much to buy a space for an Orange Julius stand?

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#299898 - 03/11/08 12:00 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
The less lucrative markets are where the scum breeds its offspring.

Go rental, man.
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#299899 - 03/11/08 12:01 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Alright, How much to rent a space for an Orange Julius stand then?

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#299900 - 03/11/08 12:14 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Set up in your rectum it would be not so diversified.

Rotten Chocolate is not for everyone.
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#299901 - 03/11/08 12:17 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 08/09/06
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I know your rectum is a lot more diversified, everyone comes and goes from there.

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#299902 - 03/11/08 12:19 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Your competition is Central Station.

What do you keep in the hangars nearby?
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#299903 - 03/11/08 12:26 PM Re: SweetEva
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the Antonov An-225's they use to fly sorties into your rectum and put out hot spots left by the lines of tanks that ram through there daily.

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#299904 - 03/11/08 12:30 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 12/04/07
Posts: 65
Guys, your responses are off-topic and concern no one but yourselves.

Is it possible you could limit your squabble to personal messages?

That would be just great. Mmkay thanks!

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#299905 - 03/11/08 12:30 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
You are just diverting attention, away from the highway down your shaft, getting truckers a quick relief on a rest stop into the brown state.
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#299906 - 03/11/08 12:33 PM Re: SweetEva
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
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You just wish my shaft was that big, hell even Mandingo could ring the sides of your bucket like a cow bell.

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#299907 - 03/11/08 12:36 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Shane Diesel would have difficulties getting any friction when doing the old in and out on your wrecked man cunt.
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#299908 - 03/11/08 12:42 PM Re: SweetEva
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
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I don't know who shane deisel is, nor do I care, but Darren James said he had to strap your ass cheeks together with tape before he tapped yours last week.

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#299909 - 03/11/08 12:51 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Shane Diesel was surprised and disappointed.

He usually enjoys the shock and awe.
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#299910 - 03/11/08 12:54 PM Re: SweetEva
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Don't count yourself out, I'm sure he enjoys echoes too.

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#299911 - 03/11/08 12:59 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Reverberation is the way to go.

Your colon might be able to help there.

It probably sounds like an empty airport terminal.
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#299912 - 03/11/08 01:03 PM Re: SweetEva
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Your face there 3 times a day to catch my meals, don't pretend you don't know what it sounds like.

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#299913 - 03/11/08 01:04 PM Re: SweetEva
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Posts: 604
That would be your fantasy.

Come into the light.
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#299914 - 03/11/08 01:09 PM Re: SweetEva
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
A hole is hole, I don't really care what I shit into. If you like I could mail it to you instead, I know how much you like my brown corn special.

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#299915 - 03/11/08 01:11 PM Re: SweetEva
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Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Your shit is yours to keep.

Team up with Ceary Lynch.

The followers will not be able to tell the difference.
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#299916 - 03/11/08 01:18 PM Re: SweetEva
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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and yours to eat, enjoy the peanuts I had last night.

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#299917 - 03/11/08 01:36 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
In this instance, this "fight" has cleared my mind of that evil, ugly skank in the title.

Thanks!!

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#299918 - 03/11/08 01:36 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Logic is overrated.

I know.
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#299919 - 03/11/08 01:40 PM Re: SweetEva
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My shit is underrated, but you know that too.

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#299920 - 03/11/08 01:43 PM Re: SweetEva
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Your shit is not worth shit.

It is real shit.
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#299921 - 03/11/08 01:49 PM Re: SweetEva
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You gobble it up like it's Turkish Delight. You must ingest all feces with that much gusto. My feelings, if I had any for you, should be hurt.

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#299922 - 03/11/08 01:56 PM Re: SweetEva
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The light is near.
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#299923 - 03/11/08 02:00 PM Re: SweetEva
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Much like a blackhole nothing, not even light, escapes your crevice once it has reached it's event horizon.

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#299924 - 03/11/08 02:08 PM Re: SweetEva
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Causality is not for you.

I know.
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#299925 - 03/11/08 02:15 PM Re: SweetEva
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Adult diapers aren't me either. Welcome to your world.

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#299926 - 03/11/08 02:20 PM Re: SweetEva
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A state of delusional fantasy is where you feel at home most.
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#299927 - 03/11/08 02:24 PM Re: SweetEva
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and if I were a dirty transient, my home would be your rectum.

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#299928 - 03/11/08 02:25 PM Re: SweetEva
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You shine brighter than ever.
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#299929 - 03/11/08 02:28 PM Re: SweetEva
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You suck more than ever.

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#299930 - 03/11/08 02:36 PM Re: SweetEva
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Do not be jealous now.
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#299931 - 03/11/08 02:41 PM Re: SweetEva
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A five foot diameter rectum is really an enviable point? How do you keep rats out, or does the smell alone do that?

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#299932 - 03/11/08 02:45 PM Re: SweetEva
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Whenever I fall asleep and cannot fend you off, you usually act as a cork.
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#299933 - 03/11/08 02:49 PM Re: SweetEva
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Considering even fatty would have to tie a board around his ass, what you say impossible.

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#299934 - 03/11/08 11:54 PM Re: SweetEva
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gave her a call earlier. mike goes to court friday for the bong the cops found behind the sofa.



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#299935 - 03/15/08 09:51 PM Re: SweetEva
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she's playing with the 'puter again, afro and all.



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#299936 - 03/17/08 05:12 PM Re: SweetEva
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Quote:

gave her a call earlier. mike goes to court friday for the bong the cops found behind the sofa.






If you call her again please tell her to turn on the fucking lamp when I ask.
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#299937 - 04/20/08 07:59 AM Re: SweetEva
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FOr anyone who is interested in this train wreck:

I had heard a rumor that Sweet Eva was leaving Cam4 and Either she took a break or everytime I checked I just missed her but she has been back on the last few days alot...some new dude is at her place named "Doug" . I havn't seen or heard Mike at all. She was going psycho yesterday on cam. It was great. I expect police involvement at any time. She has been bouncing between the various cam4 accounts that have been listed in this thread already.
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#299938 - 04/20/08 08:09 AM Re: SweetEva
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She was on blogtv.com for a while. She actually did a hilarious cam-to-cam interview with one of the regulars which unfortunately I can't find right now.

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#299939 - 04/20/08 10:53 AM Re: SweetEva
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Loc: Edmonton, AB
Just out of curiosity I checked cam4.com and apparently she just shit on the couch and made that Mike guy clean it up. Thank God I missed it.

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#299940 - 04/20/08 11:17 AM Re: SweetEva
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I hope someone posts that on youtube or rapidshare.
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#299941 - 04/20/08 02:22 PM Re: SweetEva
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Any chance of getting Luke to guest star on her cam show?
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#299942 - 04/20/08 02:50 PM Re: SweetEva
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Any chance of getting Luke to guest star on her cam show?




Buy her a 40 and have her change her name to Emma. Then hand her a script about her family's unbearable Passover Seder. He'll be there in nanoseconds.

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#299943 - 04/20/08 03:06 PM Re: SweetEva
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Let's not forget to support her drug habit by purchasing some Sweet Eva Merchandise.



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#299944 - 05/18/08 09:46 PM Re: SweetEva
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they're in pretty good form tonight. and by "good form" I mean insane.



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#299945 - 05/18/08 10:23 PM Re: SweetEva
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hermetically sealed sweeteva mouse pads now available.



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#299946 - 12/20/08 04:01 PM Re: SweetEva
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#299947 - 12/20/08 04:20 PM Re: SweetEva
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That was great!

Especially when the hobo who was sitting next her started to sing along.
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#299948 - 12/20/08 07:26 PM Re: SweetEva
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OMG I so want that keychain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#299949 - 12/20/08 07:34 PM Re: SweetEva
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Last I heard Eva and mike were on a new Cam site but you had to register and then you needed to request to be invited to Sweeteva's friend list and be accepted to get access to her channel. Sorry to say I don't recall the new site anymore.
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#299950 - 12/21/08 02:40 PM Re: SweetEva
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http://www.iwebcam.com/sweetevax


The video size is smaller and the site is a bit more difficult to use but Eva is her same crazy self...she's looking a little worse.
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#299951 - 12/21/08 05:11 PM Re: SweetEva
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I thought this bitch would of been dead by now by doing a double axle over the back of the couch or something. Damn only the good die young.

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#299952 - 12/21/08 06:21 PM Re: SweetEva
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I watched her a bit earlier...She was on a full on rant about being the Queen of the Internet.
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