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I talked to him yesterday-- he says he's "detoxing" from porn and doesn't really want to talk to anyone associated with it right now.

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I'm curious as to what this regimen would involve.

Perhaps:

TV-only the Hallmark channel and Oprah.
Computer-none; an Atari 2600 is allowed.
Food-no spicy food, no Italian food, extra mayo.
Literature-the complete works of Terry Brooks.
Recreation-Frisbee golf, playing with the cat(s).
Shopping-Wal*Mart, Sears.
Dining: McDonalds, Red Robin, Arby's, Starbucks.
Driving: never, ever, above 55. Preferably, in an Honda Accord.
Hobbies: models, stamps, wargames.