Finished 3. Quaid is a pussy who runs around like chicken little and Gossett doesn't get to talk shit(ala Officer & a Gentleman). This is the point in the series where the shark becomes the anti-hero and you want it to start eating fuckers.

Especially since this shark is on a mission of vengeance. The idiots at sea world inadvertently let it's offspring die while trying to keep it in captivity.

Of course, there is no danger to the leads, and you get far off peripherals that you don't give a shit about, eaten up. Without the element of danger...who cares?

The shenanigans start pretty much from the get-go, you get the sped up film to make the shark look like it's actually moving with great speed, instead it looks like it's on speed. There is the part where the shark 'roars'...under water no less. And favorite is the POV of the guy who gets eaten and you get to watch a 'tongue-cam' view of the ocean.

I'll bite (ha!) that a great big huge shark could put a dent in a water logged Orca (J1), hell, I'll suspend disbelief and allow the helicopter bit (J2) but there is now way in hell I'll buy that that fucker being able to ram thru a brand new underwater attraction made of steel and acrylic glass.

The one cool part was the water skiers performing in front of a sea world audience looking back to see a big ass shark about to eat them up.

but of course the ball gets dropped there and none of the bitches get eaten. tragedy.

I'm going to take a shower and finish this shit with Jaws: The Revenge.

...and may god have mercy on my soul.