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#299669 - 02/10/08 02:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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2 girls 2 rotisserie chickens.
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#299672 - 02/10/08 02:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Gia or Holly or another photographer on this site- are these photos the result of flash or a polarizing filter or a color-balance setting or do these assholes really go out in public painted pumpkin orange?
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#299673 - 02/10/08 03:49 PM
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
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We need Tritone's professional opinion to find out if any of these hook ups qualify as IR.
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#299674 - 02/10/08 03:53 PM
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Registered: 01/27/06
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Loc: Jaundice Town
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if it was a filter or a flash then it would effect everyone in the photo... i am pretty sure these jackasses are going out in public like that. You can tell by the way that they pout in every picture that they are lame enuff for such hijinks.
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#299675 - 02/10/08 03:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Flash makes people lighter. You can make ppl tanner in pshop using 'saturation,' but I think the case here is just plain douchebaggery.
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#299676 - 02/10/08 03:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I understand what you are trying to say elab, but surely this fake tan stuff doesn't look like this in real life- it has to be something that is enhanced thru photography.
No one would go out looking like that- not even people from New Jersey.
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#299678 - 02/10/08 06:20 PM
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Registered: 01/27/06
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Loc: Jaundice Town
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you said it right there Fatman...Guidos...haha
i don't even blame them so much as the chicks hanging out with them! But the Pout....my gawd
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#299680 - 02/10/08 06:50 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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No one would go out looking like that- not even people from New Jersey.
I agree. It has to be some weird filtering effect caused by a combination of tanning cream and flashlight and maybe chip sensitivity.
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#299681 - 02/10/08 07:02 PM
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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We need Tritone's professional opinion to find out if any of these hook ups qualify as IR.
No kinky or nappy pubes = NO IR
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#299683 - 02/10/08 07:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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No one would go out looking like that- not even people from New Jersey.
I agree. It has to be some weird filtering effect caused by a combination of tanning cream and flashlight and maybe chip sensitivity.
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#299685 - 02/10/08 07:26 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
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No one would go out looking like that- not even people from New Jersey.
Ummmmm .... having lived in Jersey since 88 and having "guido" relatives whose very friends could be in those pics, I would say:
Yes. Yes, they would.
I have a wing of the family in Jersey also and these kids look like the new wave of Suburban "Guido's" that will soon be knocking up someone's 15 year old daughter.
I really wish the Son's of Italy would protest these douchebags and leave The Soprano's and other "mafia" based entertainment alone since these douche's are a disgrace to all Italian American's.
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#299686 - 02/10/08 11:02 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
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This shit is popular amongst girls in Nippon and has it's own subculture.
Is that Pamela Peaks on the right?
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#299687 - 02/11/08 12:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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This shit is popular amongst girls in Nippon and has it's own subculture.
(just kidding eva.  )
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#299689 - 02/12/08 10:43 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Maybe South Philly.
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#299690 - 02/12/08 08:36 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Gia or Holly or another photographer on this site- are these photos the result of flash or a polarizing filter or a color-balance setting or do these assholes really go out in public painted pumpkin orange?
You don't need Gia or Holly to tell you that dumbass Jersey guidos buy Tan-In-A-Tube by the pallet. Sorry to say, this shit is real and these idiots think they are studs.
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#299693 - 02/13/08 07:35 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
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Gia or Holly or another photographer on this site- are these photos the result of flash or a polarizing filter or a color-balance setting or do these assholes really go out in public painted pumpkin orange?
You don't need Gia or Holly to tell you that dumbass Jersey guidos buy Tan-In-A-Tube by the pallet. Sorry to say, this shit is real and these idiots think they are studs.
I call it the Gotti Boy Syndrome. They look like those Gottis on that show with spikey hair, plucked eyebrows, and fake tans. What happened to the good old days when guidos wore leather jackets, slicked their hair back and wore a pinky ring? Now they are metrosexual douchebags.
The working class Guido's still go with the slicked back hair, leather jackets and IROC Z's, these kids are mostly middle and upper middle class Guido's and I bet they all driver rice burners.
I grew up on the East Coast and currently live in the Mid-West and I find it very funny to see all of the Chaldean's(aka Iraqi Catholics), Lebanese and Gypsies dressing like the Jersey/Philly Guido's did 15 years ago.
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